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When holidays turn to crap

I gave him a beer, bummed a ciggy off him, and he told me how he chucked in farming to become Dr Septic.

There are things no man should see. And the Thing that was living in our septic tank is one of them.

I tried not to look. But when I lifted the concrete lid from the top of our tank, there it was, staring at me.

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