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    The Schernoff Discoveries
    The Schernoff Discoveries
    The Schernoff Discoveries
    Audiobook2 hours

    The Schernoff Discoveries

    Written by Gary Paulsen

    Narrated by MacLeod Andrews and Jeff Cummings

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    About this audiobook

    Harold Schernoff, 14-year-old science whiz and social nerd, has a theory for every problem, from dating, to bullies, to making money, to sports, to how to buy a car when you're underage. When he and his buddy team up to put his theories to the test, nothing goes according to plan. A ski lesson becomes: Mass x Acceleration x Slope of hill = eeeAAGGHHH. As for first dates, only Harold could mastermind such disaster. Only Harold could go fishing and get caught by the fish. And only Gary Paulsen could write such a wonderfully funny story of friendship.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBrilliance Audio
    Release dateMay 20, 2012
    ISBN9781455810611
    The Schernoff Discoveries
    Author

    Gary Paulsen

    <P>GARY PAULSEN (1939 - 2021) wrote nearly two hundred books for young people, including the Newbery Honor Books<em> Hatchet, Dogsong,</em> and <em>The Winter Room. </em></P>

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