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    Timmy Failure: The Book You're Not Supposed to Have
    Timmy Failure: The Book You're Not Supposed to Have
    Timmy Failure: The Book You're Not Supposed to Have
    Audiobook2 hours

    Timmy Failure: The Book You're Not Supposed to Have

    Written by Stephan Pastis

    Narrated by Jared Goldsmith

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    About this audiobook

    Banishment from his life's calling can't keep a comically overconfident detective down in the latest episode by New York Times bestseller Stephan Pastis. This book was never meant to exist. No one needs to know the details. Just know this: there's a Merry, a Larry, a missing tooth, and a teachers' strike that is crippling Timmy Failure's academic future. Worst of all, Timmy is banned from detective work. It's a conspiracy of buffoons. He recorded everything in his private notebook, but then the manuscript was stolen. If this book gets out, he will be grounded for life. Or maybe longer. And will Timmy's mom really marry Doorman Dave
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRecorded Books, Inc.
    Release dateSep 27, 2016
    ISBN9781501928239
    Timmy Failure: The Book You're Not Supposed to Have
    Author

    Stephan Pastis

    Stephan Pastis is the creator of the syndicated comic strip Pearls Before Swine, which appears in over 800 newspapers. He is also the creator of the Timmy Failure book series and the cowriter of the Disney+ movie Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made. He lives in Northern California with his wife and two kids.

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    • 4/5
      as written by one of my students, Logan is in grade 6 Timmy Failure was well written eventful book with lots of characters in it. My favorite part of the book was when Timmy hid his agency from his mom when she banned it from him. I would definitely tell my friends to read this book, I give it a 4.5 out of 5@StephanPastis