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    Bill Nye's Funniest Thoughts
    Bill Nye's Funniest Thoughts
    Bill Nye's Funniest Thoughts
    Audiobook3 hours

    Bill Nye's Funniest Thoughts

    Written by Bill Nye

    Narrated by Edward Miller

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    About this audiobook

    This is a hilarious collection of 35 of the master humorist Bill Nye's funniest pieces and stories; originally hundreds of newspaper columns and later assembled into books. Absolutely essential listening for those of us who have a sense of self deprecation and just plain good old sense of humor!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAudioliterature
    Release dateDec 15, 2016
    Bill Nye's Funniest Thoughts
    Author

    Bill Nye

    Bill Nye is a scientist, engineer, comedian, and inventor. He has a BS in Mechanical Engineering from Cornell University where he studied under Carl Sagan, and worked on the 747 as an engineer at Boeing before creating and hosting his much-loved Emmy award-winning PBS/Discovery Channel show Bill Nye the Science Guy. He holds six Honorary Doctorate degrees from Lehigh University, Willamette University, Quinnipiac University, Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Goucher College, and Johns Hopkins, and teaches at Cornell regularly as a visiting professor.

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