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    Scarlet Toys
    Scarlet Toys
    Scarlet Toys
    Audiobook6 hours

    Scarlet Toys

    Written by S.M. Shade

    Narrated by Alexandra Shawnee

    4.5/5

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    About this audiobook

    Living on Violet Circle, a place that's less of a neighborhood and more of an insane asylum poured into the street, I thought I was prepared for anything. After you've seen a woman strip down at the laundry room to wash the clothes she's wearing, then saunter across the street naked, you've seen it all, right?

    How naïve I was.

    After the factory closed, leaving me and a good portion of the town unemployed, I took a job managing Scarlet Toys. I knew it wouldn't be a typical work environment, selling adult toys in a town more uptight than a constipated nun, but some things you just never see coming.

    Like the protesters covered in poison ivy, screaming about smut peddlers.

    Or a dancing dinosaur named Fappy.

    Or the allure of the man standing in the center of all the chaos.

    Wyatt Lawson, a six foot, four inch heap of muscle with a quick smile, ignited my interest in more than the available manager position. Like the missionary one. Or the rodeo. Maybe the side rider. What can I say? I'm an overachiever.

    Let's just hope he doesn't scare easily.

    Contains mature themes.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateAug 21, 2018
    ISBN9781541446908
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