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    Can't Text This
    Can't Text This
    Can't Text This
    Audiobook7 hours

    Can't Text This

    Written by Teagan Hunter

    Narrated by Emma Wilder and Rudy Sanda

    4/5

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    About this audiobook

    "Hi Monty. Wanna see my python?"

    That's how I ended up in the bathroom of some dive bar with a stranger.

    Me, Monty Andrews, the quintessential virgin girl next door.

    I was so out of my element, but there was no denying our explosive attraction, even via text.

    Commence Operation Bang Each Other Out of Our Systems, because that was all it was-unfinished business.

    I had no intention of falling back into the sheets with the tattooed, muscly, dirty-in-the-best-kind-of-way single dad over and over again . . . but I did.

    Everything was going great-until we discovered I was his son's teacher.

    Contains mature themes.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateFeb 28, 2019
    ISBN9781541448087
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    • 3/5
      Love this series. The author has such a great sense of humor and Emma makes the characters come to life. But the male voice is sooo bad. He ruined this book for me.

      3 people found this helpful

    • 4/5
      I really enjoyed the story. The main conflict is actually a real issue at many schools. Beware though, the male narrator sounds as if he’d be more at home doing cartoon voices. Luckily, most chapters are from Monty’s (female) point of view. The female narrator was great.

      2 people found this helpful

    • 3/5
      DNF. The male narrator's interpretation of all the characters was so cartoon like I couldn't take this seriously at all. Gave up after chapter 4.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 3/5
      I really liked this book, could have given it a 4 stars if not for the male narrator!! This male narrator is totally not made for romantic books, like seriously.... But my solution was to listen to the female narrator and read the chapiters from the male character POV. I mean, I couldnt not listen Emma Wilders male voice *SWOON*

      1 person found this helpful

    • 3/5
      The content was great! I struggled to get through the chapters with the male narrator,his voice was so cartoon like. Unless they change him I just suggest reading the book.
    • 3/5
      Loved the book itself but the narration was cringe worthy ?
    • 3/5
      I usually don’t write reviews, but then mail narrator for this book practically ruined it for me. The worst narrator ever!!