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    George Pearly is a Miserable Old Sod
    George Pearly is a Miserable Old Sod
    George Pearly is a Miserable Old Sod
    Audiobook8 hours

    George Pearly is a Miserable Old Sod

    Written by Steven Primrose-Smith

    Narrated by Mike Rogers

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    About this audiobook

    From Amazon UK Best Selling author Steven Primrose-Smith comes his first novel, George Pearly Is A Miserable Old Sod.

    Seventy-year-old British ex-pat miserymonger George Pearly lives on the Costa del Sol, all alone except for his ancient, three-legged dog, Ambrose. George hates his life and everybody in it. These feelings are mutual. Everyone hates George too. From this unhappy equilibrium the situation quickly deteriorates. First, George discovers he is dying of a mystery illness. Then his 35 year-old ape-child nephew, Kevin, moves into George's tiny and once tranquil home with a passion for Vimto, Coco Pops and slobbing around in his greying underpants. Worst of all, George's neighbours start to disappear and all accusing fingers point towards George. Pull up a sun lounger, grab yourself a piña colada and enjoy a murder-mystery romp on Spain's sunny southern coast.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherQUEST from W. F. Howes Ltd
    Release dateJan 30, 2020
    ISBN9781528892384
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