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    I'm Your Emotional Support Animal: Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture
    I'm Your Emotional Support Animal: Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture
    I'm Your Emotional Support Animal: Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture
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    I'm Your Emotional Support Animal: Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture

    Written by Adam Carolla

    Narrated by Adam Carolla

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    Three-time New York Times bestseller Adam Carolla is back to take on social media, social justice warriors, and a society gone to s**t.

    In I’m Your Emotional Support Animal, Adam Carolla examines how our culture went careening off a cliff. We used to have one that created real warriors who fought world wars. Now it spawns social justice warriors who fight Twitter wars.

    He takes on those who are traumatized by Trump and “emotional support animal” owners who proclaim their victimhood at every airport. He stands up for the collateral damage of the #MeToo movement and for freedom of speech on “safe space” filled college campuses. Examining the calculated commercials churned out by Madison Avenue, like the ones about cars “made with love,” Carolla rants on ads designed to either bum us out or make us think the corporation is run by Mr. Rogers. Turning to social media, Adam takes down the “hashtag heroes” who signal their virtue daily from atop Twitter mountain. And in the era of the Roomba, performances by dead celebrity holograms, and meals-on-demand delivery services, he looks down the road at our not-so-bright future as a species.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRecorded Books, Inc.
    Release dateJun 16, 2020
    ISBN9781980091288
    Author

    Adam Carolla

    Adam Carolla is the author of the New York Times bestsellers In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks, Not Taco Bell Material, and President Me, as well as a radio and television host, comedian, and actor. Carolla is well known as the cohost of the syndicated radio and MTV show Loveline, the cocreator and star of The Man Show and Crank Yankers, and a contestant on Dancing with the Stars and Celebrity Apprentice. He currently hosts Catch a Contractor and The Adam Carolla Show, which is the Guinness World Record holder for Most Downloaded Podcast and is available on iTunes and AdamCarolla.com.

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    • 2/5
      Essentially a six hour long podcast. If you are an avid podcast listener, which I am, this book will seem like a mediocre-of (as opposed to a best-of).

      There is nothing particularly insightful and the laughs are few and far between with this offering.

      I love Adam, but do not think this is worth the time.
    • 5/5
      Fantastic. Laughed my ass off. Well done Adam, keep it coming!!
    • 4/5
      While Adam Corolla definitely spills over into pure dickishness at times, on the whole it’s a breath of fresh air to hear his unapologetically frank, sometimes funny, and often quite sensible takes on American attitudes in the early 21st century.