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Harry Zapper
Harry P. Zapper was born in what could easily be mistaken for a stable, to a mother of the highest virtue (her name, Virginia, no coincidence), and to a father who appeared to have very little to d...view moreHarry P. Zapper was born in what could easily be mistaken for a stable, to a mother of the highest virtue (her name, Virginia, no coincidence), and to a father who appeared to have very little to do with the whole affair, either before or after. If wise men were in the vicinity, they took the solitary form of a saintly and exotic, foreign uncle. A star shone that night: several in fact.
With the tell-tale signs of greatness already visible by age two-and-a-half (see author picture for incontrovertible proof and beatific face), Harry was destined to carve a path through life along which others would follow. Follow, chase and stone they did, and for forty days and forty nights (thirty or more years to be precise) Harry bravely endured his fate and suffering: bearing the bloody shades of reds and purples like a multi-coloured raincoat.
Following far too long in the wilderness, Harry's light and genius could no longer be quelled, and, as if resurrected from the dark, he rose to worldwide acclaim with the first, full-length account of his life to date: 'Harry Zapper's Book Of Revelations'.
Harry is currently considering taking commissions from the larger, publishing houses, and is happy to consider topics such as Thai cookery, self-help, and breast-feeding; romantic fiction, lesbian fiction, and soft pornography; all of which will no doubt warrant considerable time, research and funding. Interested parties can rest assured no stone will be left unturned in the creation of your new masterpiece. Money could not be more wisely spent.view less