The Bitch at Work
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Learn how to handle everything your colleagues, customers, clients or employers can throw at you:
--The true definition of success, on your own terms.
--Does demanding excellence make you a bitch? I don't think so.
--If you're climbing the ladder, make sure it's leaning against the right wall.
--Conflict resolution isn't for sissies.
--What to do if you're clearly in the wrong.
--Is it true that if you're the boss, you're the bitch?
--Going solo-entrepreneur and bitch aren't synonymous.
Full of helpful tips, insights and strategies for all women in the workplace who want what they want, and aren't afraid to speak their minds.
Elizabeth Hilts
Elizabeth Hilts is the bestselling author of the Inner Bitch series and calendars. Her writing has irked many people not in touch with the Inner Bitch, including Rush Limbaugh. Her work appears regularly in alternative newspapers nationwide. She lives in Norwalk, Connecticut.
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The Bitch at Work - Elizabeth Hilts
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Introduction
Congratulations! You’ve taken the first step in tapping into the power of your Inner Bitch. Yes, just by picking up this book, you’re on the way to creating success for yourself.
What does the Inner Bitch have to do with success? Well, everything. Let me explain.
In my first book, Getting in Touch with Your Inner Bitch, I exposed Toxic Niceness—the mysterious malady that drives us to self-defeating behavior, the only cure for which is getting in touch with your Inner Bitch. Toxic Niceness goes by a couple of aliases: the disease to please,
co-dependency, nurturing (which is fine in moderation, but which can be Toxic Niceness in sheep’s clothing). No matter what you call it, when we suffer from Toxic Niceness everyone else in our lives gets more out of our efforts than we do. Toxic Niceness makes us say yes
when we want to say no.
We eat a piece of cake (or even a whole cake) instead of giving someone a well-deserved piece of our minds. We apologize for things that are not our fault. Being in touch with our Inner Bitch, on the other hand, means calling it as we see it and never being afraid to speak our minds. The Inner Bitch is that part of ourselves that is smart, confident, and dignified. She knows what she wants, and she isn’t willing to settle for less—which has everything to do with success.
Naturally, Toxic Niceness is lethal to relationships, a discovery that led to my second book, The Bitch in the Bedroom.
So this book was inevitable. After all, what else are you going to do with all that energy that you used to devote to taking care of everyone else? You might as well put it to work in the work-place, tapping into the power of the Inner Bitch to become as successful as possible. And your Inner Bitch wants you to dream big when it comes to this (and every) part of your life.
The trick is figuring out exactly what success means to you. Because let’s face it, one-size-fits-all
doesn’t work with success any more than it does with clothes.
The Good News
Your Inner Bitch will help you find the way to move beyond the stumbling blocks that stand in the way of success—however you define it.
How do I know this? I know this because everything I have today I owe to getting in touch with my Inner Bitch. Besides the obvious, being in touch helped me get honest with myself about the road mines that impeded my path to success— stumbling blocks that, in some cases, I planted myself. For example:
• I had a hard time admitting that I’m ambitious—this was, of course, part and parcel of the way Toxic Niceness operated in my life.
• I was involved with people who didn’t support my efforts—in my case, this group included my then husband, coworkers, bosses, and friends, some of whom actively discouraged me from pursuing success.
• For a long time, I was in the wrong career, which for me was a choice powerfully influenced by Toxic Niceness. Because I was so invested in making sure that everyone around me was taken care of, it took me a long time to realize that going to work every day was just misery, and not just because I had to wear pantyhose every day.
When I finally started to get in touch with my Inner Bitch, those road mines began to disappear. It wasn’t magic; it took a lot of hard work. But my point is this: I’m speaking to you from the trenches here. I don’t have an MBA; I haven’t climbed any corporate ladders; the only thing I’m an expert in is the Inner Bitch—and I promise you that being in touch with your Inner Bitch will help you find the success you really want.
How? Why, with a handy catchphrase, of course. Getting in Touch with Your Inner Bitch employed the phrase I don’t think so
(really, such an all-purpose phrase); The Bitch in the Bedroom used What am I thinking?
(which beats what was I thinking?
any day of the week). In keeping with the Inner Bitch tradition, to help you on your way, the handy catchphrase for the The Bitch at Work is I’ll think about that.
I’ll think about that
can work for us in a number of ways:
• It’s a great alternative to saying yes
to every request that comes your way.
• It gives you some breathing space before you formulate a definitive response.
• It makes you look like you’ve got your eye on the big picture.
• It’s simple to use.
Let’s explore, shall we?
Chapter One
The Question
of Success
How does the Inner Bitch define success? Let us count the ways!
According to the dictionary (Webster’s Third New International, in this case), the definitions of success include:
1. The degree or measure of attaining a desired end
2. A kind of fortune
3. Succeeding fully or in accordance with one’s desires
4. The attainment of wealth, position, esteem, favor, or eminence
That all sounds good, doesn’t it? The only problem is that none of it is particularly helpful for this one, simple reason: defining success is a one-off, it’s singular, and it’s a custom job. Each one of us must define it for ourselves and—here’s the kicker!—that definition is bound to change as we evolve. Even if we carve a definition of success in stone, the passage of time and the accumulation of experience are going to wear away the letters and leave us with a blank slate.
Isn’t that just great?
I don’t think so,
I hear you thinking. But stay with me here, I’ll show you what I mean.
At one point in my life, I defined success as being able to pay my rent and still have money left over for groceries, gas, and a couple of pairs of pantyhose (which, believe it or not, were part of the dress code for women at that job) every month (the utilities got paid every other month), and I learned how to make those delicate pantyhose last through countless wears and the oh-so-inevitable runs.* A little later, the definition morphed slightly: success meant getting