Rating: 0 out of 5 stars
0 ratings
Unavailable
Unavailable
Unavailable
Ebook113 pages1 hour
My Life as a Smashed Burrito
By Bill Myers
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
5/5
()
Currently unavailable
Currently unavailable
About this ebook
Twelve-year-old Wally - "the walking disaster area" - is forced to stand up to Camp Wahkah Wahkah's number one, all-American bad guy. One hilarious mishap follows another until, fighting together for their very lives, Wally learns the need to love even his worst enemy.
Unavailable
Author
Bill Myers
Bill Myers (www.Billmyers.com) is a bestselling author and award-winning writer/director whose work has won sixty national and international awards. His books and videos have sold eight million copies and include The Seeing, Eli, The Voice, My Life as, Forbidden Doors, and McGee and Me.
Read more from Bill Myers
The Case of Hiccupping Ears Baseball for Breakfast Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsChoices: A Truth Seekers Novel Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Related to My Life as a Smashed Burrito
Titles in the series (100)
Thru the Bible Vol. 01: The Law (Genesis 1-15) Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Healing Stones Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Terminal 9 Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Thru the Bible Vol. 05: The Law (Exodus 19-40) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Search for the Shadow Key Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Life as a Torpedo Test Target Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Life Everlasting Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Secrets, Lies and Alibis Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Skin Map Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Dreamtreaders Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Hostage Run Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Lady Like Sarah Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Crescent Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sister Eve, Private Eye Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Healing Waters Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Case of the Sin City Sister Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Life as Alien Monster Bait Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Brush of Angel's Wings Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Crater Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Shadow Lamp Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Thru the Bible Vol. 02: The Law (Genesis 16-33) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Separatists Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sister Eve and the Blue Nun Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Thru the Bible Vol. 32: The Prophets (Zechariah) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSiren's Fury Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Siren's Song Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Game Over Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Thru the Bible Vol. 07: The Law (Leviticus 15-27) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Related ebooks
My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Life as a Busted-Up Basketball Backboard Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMy Life as a Cowboy Cowpie Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Permanent Scars Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWhen Mr. Dog Bites Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Growing up Snook Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMy Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I’Ll Never Be Pope!: Days Remembered Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Family Affair Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Zombie Driven Life Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsExile in Hawai'i Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMaddie & Cole Vol. 1: The Food Truck Grand Prix Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe English Sombrero (Nothing to do but Run): The English Sombrero, #1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsNot Another Danger Boy: Volume One Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsUnf*ckology: A Field Guide to Living with Guts and Confidence Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Life As a Tarantula Toe Tickler Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Taco Tuesday: Secret Agent Disco Dancer Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDad at Peace Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Sky Surfing Skateboarder Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Life as Crocodile Junk Food Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Rebel Without A Clue: A Memoir Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsYear of the Rant. Part Three: Spring Loaded, Spring, 2013 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLi'l Rip Haywire Adventures: Escape from Camp Cooties Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Accidental Life: Purposefully Stumbling into Meaningful Existence Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLost in America: A Dead-End Journey Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Whispering Woods Box Set: Whispering Woods Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Mexican Fisherman Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsStickler and Me Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Children's Action & Adventure For You
Into the Wild: Warriors #1 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Lodestar Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Field Guide Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Book of Three Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Long Walk to Water: Based on a True Story Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Spy School Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Don't Judge An Alligator By Its Teeth!: Benjamin's Adventures, #1 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Amari and the Night Brothers Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Last Battle: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Unlocked Book 8.5 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5House of Many Ways Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Series of Unfortunate Events #3: The Wide Window Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Silver Chair: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Neverseen Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Prince Caspian: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Gulliver's travels Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Voyage of the Dawn Treader: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Keeper of the Lost Cities Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Alone Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Tower Treasure: The Hardy Boys Book 1 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Exile Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of Nimh Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Everblaze Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Flashback Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Legacy Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Unwanteds Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Related podcast episodes
SFR 215: My Favorite Book...: The famous "book story" was finally filmed. No one get offended on me... 0% found this document useful25 | archival as a declaration of love 0% found this document usefulA Memory of Life 0% found this document usefulBelonging 0% found this document usefulSFR 116: "Managing" My First Employee...: Crazy, I've never had to thing about this stuff before. WOO!!! 0% found this document usefulSquire Select: Jack Daniels & The Manhattan 0% found this document usefulBattleground or Playground? 0% found this document usefulI Get Knocked Down But I Get Up Again...: How to recover quickly, when you keep on getting knocked down. 0% found this document usefulWhat to Leave Out 0% found this document usefulWild and abandoned: WILD & ABANDONED NEW PODCAST EPISODE 0% found this document usefulSpider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 0% found this document useful46 "Good Books" Episode: Malcolm Stern - Author, Facilitator & Founder of Alternatives.org.uk 0% found this document usefulThe 2 KEYS to a Scalable Business 0% found this document usefulThe Wisdom to Know the Difference 0% found this document usefulSO2E21 A Christmas Carol: The Spirit of Christmas Present 0% found this document usefulWhat I Do Today Is Important 0% found this document usefulThe Blue Million Miles 0% found this document useful
Related articles
A Peaceful Solution Australian Women’s Weekly NZArticle
A Peaceful Solution
Mar 25, 2020
2 min readAl Roker Shares Life Lessons In New Memoir, 'You Look So Much Better In Person' NPRArticle
Al Roker Shares Life Lessons In New Memoir, 'You Look So Much Better In Person'
Jul 29, 2020
9 min read‘In A Way, I’ve Always Been A Chat Show Host’ The Big IssueArticle
‘In A Way, I’ve Always Been A Chat Show Host’
Nov 27, 2023
8 min read10 THINGS TO DO (before You Forget How) Australian MotorcyclistArticle
10 THINGS TO DO (before You Forget How)
Oct 15, 2020
6 min readA Letter to My Sons The Paris ReviewArticle
A Letter to My Sons
Sep 25, 2019
7 min read10 Dark Short Stories You Can Read Online to Escape Holiday Cheer Literary HubArticle
10 Dark Short Stories You Can Read Online to Escape Holiday Cheer
Dec 27, 2017
4 min readJust Say Yes The Saturday Evening PostArticle
Just Say Yes
Jan 1, 2022
5 min readMy Funny, Angry Dad Chicago magazineArticle
My Funny, Angry Dad
Mar 19, 2022
6 min readWhat It’s Like to Travel With a Guide Dog Literary HubArticle
What It’s Like to Travel With a Guide Dog
Mar 15, 2018
8 min readA Peaceful Solution It Turns Out That Elusive Sense Of Inner Calm May Just Be Hiding In Plain Sight. The Australian Women's WeeklyArticle
A Peaceful Solution It Turns Out That Elusive Sense Of Inner Calm May Just Be Hiding In Plain Sight.
Mar 25, 2020
2 min readPaul O’grady The Big IssueArticle
Paul O’grady
Sep 12, 2022
5 min readChristina P Knows The Secret To Dirty Humor High TimesArticle
Christina P Knows The Secret To Dirty Humor
May 10, 2022
9 min readA Little Patch Of Wild WildArticle
A Little Patch Of Wild
Nov 28, 2022
5 min readBack To The Future frankie MagazineArticle
Back To The Future
Jan 31, 2021
9 min readWoman About Town The Critic MagazineArticle
Woman About Town
Jul 28, 2022
5 min readThe Writer’s 2022 Short Story Contest — Third Place Doneness The WriterArticle
The Writer’s 2022 Short Story Contest — Third Place Doneness
Jun 24, 2023
6 min readThe Day Mother Fat-shamed Me The OldieArticle
The Day Mother Fat-shamed Me
Sep 21, 2022
2 min readSomehow I Became Respectable The Paris ReviewArticle
Somehow I Became Respectable
May 21, 2019
4 min readWhat Just Happened? You South AfricaArticle
What Just Happened?
Apr 9, 2021
4 min readPeter Sarsgaard Empire AustralasiaArticle
Peter Sarsgaard
Feb 9, 2020
2 min readAdults Beware: On the Wisdom of the Goosebumps Books The MillionsArticle
Adults Beware: On the Wisdom of the Goosebumps Books
May 15, 2018
R.L. Stine’s horror adventures for kids, Goosebumps, are apparently the second best selling book series in history, right behind the exploits of the world’s most famous wizard. As a lifelong Goosebumps fan, I find this endlessly puzzling. It is
6 min readI’m Living Life In The Bus Lane! Woman NZArticle
I’m Living Life In The Bus Lane!
Jan 18, 2021
2 min readCarrie Fountain The American Poetry ReviewArticle
Carrie Fountain
Mar 1, 2020
Outside Dublin, Texas the radio stationsdisappear and I’m left alone with the faintvoice of a call-in psychologist talkingto a man in Cleveland about the voiceof the self, the narratives that voicetells, how they can be sharp and wrongand cut to the
5 min readA Chip Off The Old Block frankie MagazineArticle
A Chip Off The Old Block
Jun 5, 2022
9 min readYou Talkin’ To Me? Total FilmArticle
You Talkin’ To Me?
Apr 1, 2022
3 min readWoman About Town The Critic MagazineArticle
Woman About Town
Mar 30, 2023
I AM LEARNING TO DRIVE.The most remarkable thing about this is that I’ve managed to get so far through adult life without doing it already — particularly given that I grew up in a village where buses were mythical beasts, to be summoned with sacrific
3 min readInspired By... Australian Women’s Weekly NZArticle
Inspired By...
Mar 25, 2020
1 min readAnti Hero Writing MagazineArticle
Anti Hero
Apr 7, 2022
6 min readThree Poems The American Poetry ReviewArticle
Three Poems
Mar 1, 2019
I was like you once, a sealed plastic bag of water filters floating on the sea. I thought my numbers proved my time and space on earth. I thought having children was a way of creating more love. I thought thoughts I was ashamed to speak in case they
15 min readGuest Editor Paul McNamee ScoopArticle
Guest Editor Paul McNamee
Aug 4, 2020
3 min read
Reviews for My Life as a Smashed Burrito
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
5/5
1 rating0 reviews