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    The Snuggie Sutra
    The Snuggie Sutra
    The Snuggie Sutra
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    The Snuggie Sutra

    By Lex Friedman and Megan Morrison

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    The Snuggie is a pop culture icon that quickly developed its own cult of awareness. Few of us were asking for a blanket with sleeves, but that's because we'd forgotten how to dream. Once we'd purchased our Snuggies, we quickly realized our world had changed for the better. Now, we want to show you just what makes the Snuggie cozy and sexy. Brilliantly illustrated with drawings of couples in flagrante delicto, our comprehensive guide includes—in ascending order of difficulty—everything from "The Warm and Snuggie" (for beginners) to "The Yes Ma'am" (perfect for hiding your flaws—not that you have any, of course!) to "The Night In" (which works great when you're staying home to page through The Snuggie Sutra).

    Based on our blog of the same name, which scored mentions everywhere from The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien to New York magazine and a host of radio stations all over the country, The Snuggie Sutra covers important topics like how to convince your partner to bring a Snuggie into the bedroom and how to set the Snuggie mood (candles and Snuggies don't mix!). We are thrilled to share this first-of-its-kind sexual handbook with the reading, Snuggie-wearing, and love-making public.

    Enjoy!

    --The Snuggie Sutrists

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMacmillan Publishers
    Release dateSep 28, 2010
    ISBN9781429988766
    The Snuggie Sutra
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    Lex Friedman

    Lex Friedman writes a lot of funny things. His comedy music videos have been featured by Yahoo! and TiVo, and have amassed more than half a million views on YouTube. For a year, Lex wrote and hosted the web series The Week in Douchebaggery on Cracked.com, making his parents very proud. Lex Twitters, blogs, and occasionally steps away from the computer, only to rush back when he thinks of more sexual positions involving Snuggies. Lex is also frequently published on Macworld.com. He lives in New Jersey with his wife and two young daughters, who may never know of The Snuggie Sutra's existence.

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      The Snuggie Sutra - Lex Friedman

      For Lauren. One day, I hope to write a book I can comfortably dedicate to our children as well, some of whom may or may not be conceived with methods covered in this book.

      —LF

      For my amazing friends, of whom even the most squeamish were always willing to critique my work in painstaking detail. And for my family, especially my mother, who laughed in all the right places.

      —MM

      Contents

      Preface

      Introduction: How to Embrace Your Snuggie, and Your Lover, at the Same Time

      A Note on Genders and Roles

      Chapter 1: Snuggie Sex for Beginners: The Many Tricks Up Those Sleeves

      Chapter 2: Woman on Top: Good for Feminism, Good for Pleasure

      Chapter 3: Role Playing: Dress Up, Then Get Down

      Chapter 4: Intermediate Snuggie Sex: Thrusting Onward

      Chapter 5: Oral Snuggie Sex: Thinking Outside the Box

      Chapter 6: The More the Merrier: Extra Partners, Extra Sleeves

      Chapter 7: Advanced Snuggie Sex: You’ll Need Physical and Mental Balance

      Chapter 8: Teasing, Tantalizing, and Other Sensuality: Supplemental Snuggie Stimulation

      Epilogue

      FAQ

      Acknowledgments

      About the Authors

      Preface

      The Snuggie is a blanket with sleeves. But it’s also a pop culture icon—an As-Seen-on-TV wonder that quickly developed its own cult of awareness. Few of us were asking for a blanket with armholes, but that’s because we’d forgotten how to dream.

      Of course, once we owned our Snuggies, and could cuddle up with a good book and a blanket and not need to let our arms get chilly, we realized the world had changed for the better. Because if you can suddenly reinvent keeping warm while getting cozy with a great novel, there’s no reason you can’t reinvent keeping warm while getting cozy with a great lover.

      Take a moment to think about the images and sensations that come to mind when you think of the Snuggie. Once you get past the television, infomercials, Chia Pets, and the like, you focus in on the Snuggie’s hallmarks: Warmth. Coziness. Pleasure.

      In other words, just a stone’s throw away from

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