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    A Stripper's Guide to Customer Maintenance
    A Stripper's Guide to Customer Maintenance
    A Stripper's Guide to Customer Maintenance
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    A Stripper's Guide to Customer Maintenance

    By Tim Campbell

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    This pamphlet is a satirical parody of a 1950's style educational pamphlet, teaching new strippers all they need to know about keeping a regular customer.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTim Campbell
    Release dateFeb 12, 2013
    ISBN9780988300590
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