Quickies, Vol. 2
By Joe Mudak
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About this ebook
1. "Do You Like Deep Hyp-No-Sis" is an erotic poem in the style of Dr. Seuss, and oh, what fun you will have reading this one!
2. The Mad Scientists' Convention is in full swing, and you can get to see what exactly is at the cutting edge of evil technology in the heavily anticipated keynote address, complete with props and a demonstration of the technology itself.
3. In "A Game of Cat and Mouse," Kyle's long awaited order, called the Spectral Seal, has finally arrived, and he hopes to use it on Mandy, his sister's best friend. If it does as promised, she'll finally appreciate him for who he is...
4. Daniel Somnos wants to make sure all of his affairs are in order before he dies, and his son, Daniel Jr., is going to be the chief beneficiary of his estate. This is his last will and testament, which leaves little to interpretation...
Joe Mudak
You know it's a guilty pleasure. It starts out innocently enough, of course. An interest. A curiosity, if you would. But it definitely is enough to get you to explore it more and in greater detail. But that's not enough. You can feel your heart racing, your breath growing short. You want to find out more. You need to find out more. You need to explore the twisted mind that you know as Joe Mudak. Who is he? What is this all about? Where will it all end? You know it's wrong but it feels so right, so passionate, so sensual, so ... needful. Now that the beast within you has been uncaged, the only thing you can do is feed it, and feed it you shall... Exposed to mind-altering cartoons, movies, and books as a child, Joe Mudak grew up with a hidden shadow personality that schemed to show the world the joys of reading erotica and now, you can see for yourself the results of those schemes. Let Joe Mudak into your mind; you won't regret it....
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Quickies, Vol. 2 - Joe Mudak
Quickies, Vol. 2
By Joe Mudak
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Copyright 2013 Joe Mudak
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These stories contain strong adult content and should not be viewed by anyone under the age of 18. All characters found in the following stories are 18 or older.
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This story is owned and copyrighted by author Joe Mudak.
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This is a work of fiction. Names, places, businesses, characters and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used in a fictitious manner.
Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead, actual events or locales is purely coincidental.
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Do You Like Deep Hyp-No-Sis?
Mad Scientists’ Convention Keynote Speech
A Game of Cat and Mouse
Last Will and Testicle
Do You Like Deep Hyp-No-Sis?
With apologies to Dr. Seuss...
I is Liz
I is Liz
Liz I is
That Liz-I-is!
That Liz-I-is!
I do not like
that Liz-I-is!
Do you like
Deep hyp-no-sis?
I do not like it,
Liz-I-is
I do not like
Deep hyp-no-sis.
Would you like it
in this chair?
I would not like it
in this chair.
I would not like it anywhere
I do not like
deep hyp-no-sis.
I do not