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    The Lists

    By Wetdryvac

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    This is a list of possible book, story, article, and report titles written between 1991 and 1997. It is childish, horrible, depraved, and unfortunate in every way, which probably explains several near fatalities during reading events. Do not read this aloud near people who are eating, drinking, or using heavy machinery. It contains humor both high and low, references biological and intellectual, and at least three serious papers have been written using titles herein as their own.

    This is not a good thing.

    On the up-side, the vac has been told that it's funny. It would suggest you make your own choice, but that would imply reading some of the list items - and the vac isn't terribly sure that's a good plan.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWetdryvac
    Release dateJan 9, 2014
    ISBN9781310315084
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    Wetdryvac

    Wetdryvac: A non-gendered mechanical contrivance designed specifically for interactions with humans driven by preconception, with the thus-far successful goal of rendering such preconceptions wompsie-sideways. Currently operating out of New England, wetdryvac.net, and similarly friendly locales.

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