My Weirder School #10: Mr. Jack Is a Maniac!
By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot
4.5/5
()
About this ebook
With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
For A.J. and the gang at Ella Mentry School, weirdness and fun are all part of the routine. In this tenth book in the outrageously funny My Weirder School series, Principal Klutz thinks the kids at Ella Mentry School need to learn some self-defense moves. But the guy he hired—Mr. Jack—thinks he's an action hero! He spends all his time looking in the mirror. He does everything in slow motion. How are the kids supposed to learn anything?
Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, My Weird School has something for everyone.
Dan Gutman
Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.
Read more from Dan Gutman
The Homework Machine Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mickey & Me Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Babe & Me Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Jackie & Me Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Honus & Me Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Satch & Me Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Roberto & Me Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsReturn of the Homework Machine Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Ted & Me Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Shoeless Joe & Me Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Jim & Me Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Nightmare at the Book Fair Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Abner & Me Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Willie & Me Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Ray & Me Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Christmas Genie Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Get Rich Quick Club Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Related to My Weirder School #10
Titles in the series (12)
My Weirder School #1: Miss Child Has Gone Wild! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder School #4: Mr. Burke Is Berserk! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirder School #2: Mr. Harrison Is Embarrassin' Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirder School #5: Ms. Beard Is Weird! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirder School #8: Dr. Nicholas Is Ridiculous! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder School #7: Miss Kraft Is Daft! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirder School #6: Mayor Hubble Is in Trouble! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder School #9: Ms. Sue Has No Clue! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder School #10: Mr. Jack Is a Maniac! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder School #12: Mrs. Lane Is a Pain! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirder School #11: Miss Klute Is a Hoot! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Related ebooks
My Weirder School #7: Miss Kraft Is Daft! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weird School Daze #9: Mrs. Lizzy Is Dizzy! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirdest School #8: Mrs. Master Is a Disaster! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirdest School #11: Mr. Will Needs to Chill! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder School #4: Mr. Burke Is Berserk! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirdest School #2: Ms. Cuddy Is Nutty! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder School #2: Mr. Harrison Is Embarrassin' Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirder School #6: Mayor Hubble Is in Trouble! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weird School Daze #6: Mrs. Jafee Is Daffy! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirder School #11: Miss Klute Is a Hoot! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirdest School #12: Ms. Hall Is a Goofball! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirdest School #5: Miss Daisy Is Still Crazy! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder School #5: Ms. Beard Is Weird! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weird School Daze #7: Dr. Brad Has Gone Mad! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirdest School #6: Mr. Nick Is a Lunatic! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirder School #12: Mrs. Lane Is a Pain! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weird School Daze #12: Ms. Leakey Is Freaky! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weird School #9: Miss Lazar Is Bizarre! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder School #8: Dr. Nicholas Is Ridiculous! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weird School Daze #8: Miss Laney Is Zany! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weird School Daze #3: Mr. Granite Is from Another Planet! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weird School Special: We're Red, Weird, and Blue! What Can We Do? Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weird School #10: Mr. Docker Is off His Rocker! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weirdest School #3: Miss Brown Is Upside Down! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weird School #12: Ms. Todd Is Odd! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weird School Daze #10: Miss Mary Is Scary! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Weird School #18: Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weirder-est School #2: Miss Porter Is Out of Order! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weird School #5: Miss Small Is off the Wall! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My Weird School Daze #1: Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Children's Humor For You
The Good Egg Presents: The Great Eggscape!: An Easter And Springtime Book For Kids Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Winnie the Pooh: The Classic Edition Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5100 Jokes for Kids Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Cedric The Shark Get's Toothache: Bedtime Stories For Children, #1 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pete the Cat's Trip to the Supermarket Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Amelia Bedelia Lost and Found Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Goodnight, Good Dog Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Toothbrush Is Missing Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Amelia Bedelia Gets the Picture Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Chocolate Touch Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Alice in Wonderland: Down the Rabbit Hole Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Can Be Anything Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Pete the Kitty Goes to the Doctor Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pete the Kitty and the Unicorn's Missing Colors Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Pete the Cat: Secret Agent Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Bad Kitty Gets a Bath Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Broke My Butt! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Sideways Stories from Wayside School Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5House of Many Ways Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Hush, Little Dragon Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Chicken Big Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Series of Unfortunate Events #3: The Wide Window Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Whale Done Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Made You Laugh!: Jokes for Kids Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Charlie Brown and Friends: A PEANUTS Collection Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Don't Judge An Alligator By Its Teeth!: Benjamin's Adventures, #1 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Series of Unfortunate Events #2: The Reptile Room Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Related categories
Reviews for My Weirder School #10
18 ratings2 reviews
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5It's a very good book and I wish I had the bravery to defeat a bear
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5It is a great book by the way this is a spoiler alert if you haven’t read the book at the end Andrea who is the girl gives a kiss to Aj and everybody says it is gross.
Book preview
My Weirder School #10 - Dan Gutman
1
The H Word
My name is A.J. and I hate hate.
Let me explain.
It was a really nice day, so Dr. Brad, the school counselor, took our class out to the playground to talk. We sat in a circle near the monkey bars. Dr. Brad was telling us how kids need to be nicer to each other.
‘Hate’ is not a nice verd,
Dr. Brad told us.* Vee should try to be kind and tolerant of uzzer people, even if vee don’t like zem so much. Zuh verld vould be a better place if zare vuz less hate, no? So try not to use zat verd.
I hate hate,
I said.
I can’t think of anything I hate more than hate,
said Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food.
I hate people who hate people,
said Michael, who never ties his shoes.
Everybody agreed that they hated hate. Well, everybody except Andrea Young, this annoying girl with curly brown hair.
If we shouldn’t hate things,
Andrea said, then we shouldn’t hate hate. Right?
Huh?
"Yeah, we should like hate," said her crybaby friend Emily, who agrees with everything Andrea says.
But it would be wrong to like hate,
said Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.
I hate hate, but I hate hating hate, too,
said Alexia, this girl who rides a skateboard everywhere.
I thought my head was going to explode. I hate when that happens.
Nobody hates hate more than I hate hate,
said Ryan.
"I hate hate more than you hate hate!" said Michael.
You do not!
I do too!
They went back and forth like that for a while.
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate,
everybody was saying.
SHTOP ZAYING HATE!
Dr. Brad shouted.
"But you just said it!" I told him.
Dr. Brad closed his eyes and rubbed his forehead with his fingers. Did you ever notice that only grown-ups rub their forehead with their fingers? Kids never do that. I guess when you grow up, your forehead gets itchy. Grown-ups are constantly rubbing their forehead with their fingers.
Zuh point is,
said Dr. Brad, "vee should try to use zuh H verd less, and love each uzzer more."
Everybody started giggling and poking each other with their elbows, because Dr. Brad said the L word. Anytime somebody says love,
you should start giggling and poking the person next to you with your elbow. That’s the first rule of being a kid.
"You know vut I mean, Dr. Brad said.
If you have a disagreement viz somevon, you should try to talk it out instead