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F in Exams: The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

F in Exams: The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

Автором Richard Benson

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F in Exams: The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

Автором Richard Benson

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3.5/5 (264 оценки)
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75 pages
14 minutes
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Издано:
Apr 29, 2011
ISBN:
9781452107462
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F stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.
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Apr 29, 2011
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9781452107462
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Richard Benson is the author of the number one bestseller The Farm, which was shortlisted for the Guardian First Book Award in 2005 and a 2006 Richard and Judy Book Club choice. He was born in the Dearne Valley in South Yorkshire, and lives in London with his wife and two daughters.


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F in Exams - Richard Benson

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Introduction

Pop quizzes, midterms, final exams—whatever the test, every student has experienced that terrible moment: You’re sitting at your desk, classmates all around you, test paper in hand, staring at the next question and drawing a total blank.

Maybe you are a student now, putting off studying for the big test tomorrow by reading this book. If so, you won’t find any useful answers. What you will find are hilarious, real responses from students who realized that they had no hope of answering a question correctly, and decided to have a little fun instead.

Whether you’re still in school or you’ve come out safely on the other side, we can all agree that while the spectacle of failure can be highly entertaining, it’s even better to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.

Subject: Chemistry

What is a nitrate?

Give a brief explanation of the

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  • (5/5)
    Very humorous answers to common test questions. Have you ever stared at an exam question, knowing that you didn't know the answer? Or mixed up similar sounding words? So have these students! Some of the answers recorded seem to be a deliberate attempt to be humorous. In other cases, I think the student knew the answer but wrote a word that sounded similar to the one they wanted, or misspelled a word in a way that changed its meaning to something very different.
  • (3/5)
    Some of these can't be true, and some of them have to be. Quick. Funny.
  • (5/5)
    Hilarious!
  • (5/5)
    hilarious!
  • (4/5)
    A collection of wrong answers from various exams, tests, and quizzes. Some are stupid, some are snarky, some are genuinely funny...and a few are strangely appropriate, even if they weren't what the teacher was looking for. (from the Business and Technology section) "What is a network?" "When you go and chat with people you don't like to try and get a job."
  • (5/5)
    The only thing I can say about this book is either the answers written are very funny or just meh. But good for a pick me up if you ever wonder why people are how they are.....those answers.....drop the mic and walk away now.
  • (4/5)
    A short compilation of humorous, supposedly real test answers given by students. They range from vaguely cute to laugh-out-loud funny. One of my favorites: the first and second laws of thermodynamics being given as "First rule of thermodynamics is you do not talk about thermodynamics. Second rule of thermodynamics is you do not talk about thermodynamics." There's not much to it -- the whole thing maybe takes fifteen minutes to read, if you're not hurrying -- but it's a decent little hit of humor if you need some.
  • (5/5)
    Hilarious!
  • (5/5)
    My oldest son read this to me while I was organizing my classroom library.

    Bless their hearts; students are either seriously lacking or beautifully witty. :)

    Hilarious read!
  • (2/5)
    Nothing you haven't seen before if you know what the internet is.
  • (2/5)
    Nothing special, believe that some of these answers are made up actually and not real, some answers were really funny though but overall it was just okay..
  • (3/5)
    FUNNY AS HELL. HAHAHA. Dunno if these students are just being funny or they just don't know the answers!
  • (2/5)
    Cute book. Some parts were laugh out loud funny. Some of the cursive was hard to read
  • (2/5)
    This was ok. It was very fast and over quickly, which is good for this kind of book. Pretty funny, although most, if not all, of the items in this book are around the internet for all to see already.
  • (5/5)
    Really light and easy to read. Totally enjoyed some exam humor
  • (4/5)
    good read but wish there was more
  • (5/5)
    sad but true
  • (4/5)
    Very Funny!!!
  • (2/5)
    These are not taken from student submitted tests, rather I presume the author or authors adlibbed everything themselves.
  • (4/5)
    If these are real answers, heaven help us...but they were pretty funny!
  • (3/5)
    The book is sort of hilarious, but I thought the book was going to be an awesome. :)
  • (4/5)
    VERY funny book! Loved it.
  • (4/5)
    Hilarious!
  • (5/5)
    The answers are seriously hillarious. So far, so good.
  • (5/5)
    It's amazing! Best joke book of my life. From J. s. (I am 8 years old)
  • (4/5)
    Short and sweet. It succeeds in being a book-length work about a humorous niche that does not become dull and/or repetitive. Laugh out loud funny in places.
  • (5/5)
    This made my feels happy!

    This is the type of book you need to read when you have that off day and you just need that one good laugh to make everything even just for a second feel better.

    If you have kids, ( I don't, but I have many young cousins ) it will have you shaking your head, and maybe at times have you going, I can see my kid doing that.

    Pick this up when you’re feeling down, or if you just want to laugh. It’s a good in-betweener when you done with a series and need a good pallet cleanser.

    Happy Reading and

    Don't stop being Awesome!
  • (3/5)
    Quite hilarious. Some of the answers were convincing attempts at responding to the test questions. This made the ludicrous responses really stick out.
  • (3/5)
    I keep stealing people's stocking-fillers to read. This one was my housemate's. It's pretty much along the same lines as one of those email forwards I used to get all the time, about silly things people wrote on exam papers. Some of these are pretty unbelievably silly, but anyway, it's worth a giggle or two.
  • (5/5)
    I laughed a lot throughout this book