A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God
()
About this ebook
Before the beginning, God was lonely.
Finally the true tale of the life of God is told. From before the Big Bang through vaguely intelligent design to the present day and onto a rather bleak future The Concise Re-Telling of the Life of God documents the lonely misunderstood life of our all-seeing Lord and how She overcome her inauspicious beginnings and journeyed towards a happy-ish ending.
Edgar Million
Edgar Millions books are mostly sci-fi, with a dash of fantasy, horror and contemporary fiction thrown in.I have numerous stories available on Smashwords all free of charge and one short novel, A Button To Save the World (available for a miniscule fee - or for free to anyone who follows me on Twitter and asks for it).I grew up in London and studied Art and Animation at Central St Martins and Surrey Institute of Art and Design, and thanks to Smashwords have finally found something to do with all the short stories I write to distract me from the novel I'm now attempting to edit.The novel, my first full length book, is going to be called “Ordinary” and would have published already if I didn't keep being interrupted by regularly having to attend a day job to earn money.
Read more from Edgar Million
The Dream Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFranny and June Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Lifers: A Ghost Story Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Witness Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Places Above and Below Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPossibility: A SUM Inspired Story Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Photography Contest Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsUnfollowed Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSpying on Heaven Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Outsider Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsParking Space Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe September Harvest Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsNot Enough Hours in the Day Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsEmpathy Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Passengers Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Billy Ray dreams of monsters Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSuperloo Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Lucky Escape Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsChristmas Passed Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsRow Your Boat Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsIn Bloom Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Related to A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God
Related ebooks
The Purple Planet Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLake Of Souls: Lake Of Souls, #1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Creator Doesn't Do Maintenance Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDaughters of the Earth Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMother Nature Reincarnated Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsInvasion - Hero of the Aquantis: The Diaries of the Middle Universe Book 1, #2 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsElectos: First Story Freshman Year Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsNaturi: The Plight of the Gods Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Dream through Time: a collection of stories from past to future Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHoly Commotion: The Bible Retold as a Fairy Tale for Grownups Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsGod’s Mysteries Lwas and Orishas Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Midnight Goddess Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Divine Romance Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/52049 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsI Am Adam Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Reluctant Left Hand of God Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsEmancipation from Sin's Slavery: How Far Back Do You Have to Go to Get the Full History? Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAlien Cradle Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Birthing of Worlds Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Imitation of Earth Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsIn the Very Beginning Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Atonement Demon: The Astrals Series, #1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Anunnaki Bible Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPlastic Girl: Extinction: Plastic Girl, #2 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHelvena Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAnd It came from the sky Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPlanet of Darkness Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSerenity's Last Song Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBeyond The Space Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Trilogy of Time: Sacrifice Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
General Fiction For You
The Priory of the Orange Tree Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Dante's Divine Comedy: Inferno Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Fellowship Of The Ring: Being the First Part of The Lord of the Rings Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Covenant of Water (Oprah's Book Club) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Man Called Ove: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Cloud Cuckoo Land: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Life of Pi: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Beartown: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The City of Dreaming Books Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Silmarillion Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Shantaram: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Lost Flowers of Alice Hart Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mythos Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Jackal, Jackal: Tales of the Dark and Fantastic Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Unhoneymooners Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Ocean at the End of the Lane: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5You: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Canterbury Tales Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Sister's Keeper: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5It Ends with Us: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Recital of the Dark Verses Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Dry: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Labyrinth of Dreaming Books: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Alchemist: A Graphic Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Ulysses: With linked Table of Contents Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Nettle & Bone Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pet Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Other Black Girl: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Iliad of Homer Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Babel: Or the Necessity of Violence: An Arcane History of the Oxford Translators' Revolution Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Reviews for A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God
0 ratings0 reviews
Book preview
A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God - Edgar Million
A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God
Edgar Million
A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God
Published by Edgar Million at Smashwords
Copyright 2015 Edgar Million
Mahatma Gandhi — 'I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.'
Before the Beginning God was lonely.
He’d searched His Universe so many times, extending His tendrils outwards through the space to try to find another being to share His glory with, but all He found was nothing. A formless soup of atoms. All He found was no-one. He knew this. He knew he was alone, but still the raw longing clawed at Him and again so again He searched.
Infinite endless nothing which He, or It, or She had been burdened with since, forever, even though at this point time did not yet exist, so there was no such thing as forever.
How could this be? God owned this universe. Ruled it. He was able to manipulate and adapt everything He touched, to create and shape the atoms about him, but what use was this skill, He thought, without another to share it with?
Such questions plagued him. Where did He come from? Why was He alone? What was the point of it all?
He had tried to make another like Him, to shape to mould the atoms into another being, but each time He tried he was left with lifeless mannequins, no more capable of existence than a lump of rock. The failure’s lay discarded across the universe, floating in the dead soup of existence.
***
God wanted no more of it. He decided the empty, broken longing which could be borne no longer so rather than stretching out across the endless space, searching and exploring, he contracted, pulling the formless soup