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From award-winning reporter and author of Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld comes this collection of poems mined from the interviews, speeches, and tweets of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump.

The Vicious Ones

I was attacked viciously

By those women,

Of course, it's very hard for them

To attack me on looks,

Because I'm so good looking.

But I was attacked very viciously

By those women.

--August 9, 2015, NBC’s Meet the Press

Straight from the mouth of “the Donald” himself, this treasury of spoken poetry—not a word is changed—has been culled from nearly 30 years of interviews, speeches, tweets, and ramblings from Presidential candidate and billionaire Donald Trump. Since the 1980s, Trump has built his verses like his casinos, using only the highest quality words and phrases, regardless of cost. He’s run a real estate empire, achieved a net worth of ten billion dollars, scripted best-sellers, and starred in the top-rated TV show “The Apprentice.” Like a colossus, he bestrides the cultural world as if it were the bottle-strewn boardwalk of Atlantic City.

But until now, Trump’s poetry—delivered spontaneously in moments of enduring clarity—has gone unnoticed, (making it the only aspect of Trump to be that way.) On a regular basis, The Donald speaks, tweets and hollers his verses—always without the needless restrictions of political correctness and grammar… because among world class poets, there don’t be no grammar, there only be truth… big time!

Whether you’re a Trump debunker or admirer, The Bard of the Deal will delight, shock, and entertain you. So prepare to be Trumped by the ten billion dollar poetry of the ten billion dollar bard. This is the art of the poem.

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ISBN: 9780062465177
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PART ONE

TRUMP STATE OF MIND

LIFE

You do what you do.

I mean,

It is what it is.

September 11, 2015

NBC TONIGHT SHOW WITH

JIMMY FALLON

ACHIEVING THE LOOK

I get up, take a shower

And wash my hair.

Then I read the newspapers

And watch the news on television,

And slowly the hair dries . . .

It takes about an hour.

I don’t use a blow-dryer.

Once it’s dry, I comb it.

Once I have it the way I like it,

Even though nobody else likes it,

I spray it and . . .

It’s good for the day.

October 2004

PLAYBOY

CLASSROOM SIZE

I’ve seen a lot.

I understand life.

I understand how to make money.

And if I can impart some

of what I’ve learned,

whether you call it wisdom or not,

to a large group of people,

I like it.

And as far as I’m concerned,

The larger the crowd, the better.

March 9, 2006

CNN LARRY KING LIVE

WHEN TO QUIT

How do you know when to give up?

I usually tough it out

longer than most people would

in a similar situation,

which is why I often succeed,

where others have failed.

I also know that sometimes

you have to throw in the towel.

Maybe you failed

but you probably learned

something valuable.

Chalk it up to experience,

don’t take it personally,

and go find your next challenge!

2008

TRUMP Never Give Up:

How I Turned My Biggest

Challenges into Success

WITH CO-POET

MEREDITH McIVER

THE ENTIRETY OF LIFE

We’re here. And we live our

sixty, seventy, or eighty years,

and we’re gone.

You win, you win, and

in the end, it doesn’t