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    Motherhood Martyrdom & Costco Runs

    By Whitney Dineen

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    Join bestselling romantic comedy author, Whitney Dineen, as she discovers the three Es of parenting:
    • Exhilarating—when you first discover you’re pregnant.
    • Exhausting—when you realize you’ll most likely never sleep again--like EVER.
    • Explosive—OMG these kids spew from both ends!
    And that’s just the beginning. Whitney shares the ridiculous highs and excruciating lows of her catapult into motherhood. Enjoy the ride as this new mom vows to give up profanity while falling in love with... you guessed it, Costco. Be careful, because if you’re anything like Whitney, you may just pee a little.
    Motherhood Martyrdom & Costco Runs takes the reader on a roller coaster of emotions as Whitney plummets into postpartum depression, desperately tries to get her kids to stop yodeling in public restrooms, and comes to terms with the fact she’ll never quite be queen of her own kingdom. Get ready to laugh, cry, cheer, and pat yourself on the back for the sake of mommies everywhere. And while you’re at it, stop by Costco for a case of toilet paper and a Very Berry Sundae. You won’t regret it!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWhitney Dineen
    Release dateMay 15, 2017
    ISBN9780998862019

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