My Weirdest School #8: Mrs. Master Is a Disaster!
By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot
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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
In this eighth book in the new My Weirdest School series, it’s Grandparents Day at Ella Mentry School! Alexia’s grandmother Mrs. Master makes weird inventions for a living, but A.J. and the gang come up with the weirdest invention of all. And they’re going to make a bazillion dollars from it! Will they succeed? Or will their great big idea be flushed down the drain?
Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!
Dan Gutman
Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.
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My Weirdest School #8 - Dan Gutman
Dedication
To Keegan Masters
Warning! Toilet jokes ahead. If you don’t approve of
toilet jokes, don’t read this book.
And get a sense of humor.
Contents
Dedication
1. Old Fogies and Young Fogies
2. Who Wants to Be a Bazillionaire?
3. What Does Everybody Need?
4. The Name Game
5. You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet
6. My Genius Idea
7. A Nice Round Number
8. Door-to-Door
9. Ding! Ding! Ding!
10. Mrs. Master Is a Disaster!
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About the Author and Illustrator
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
My name is A.J. and I hate toilet seats.
Let me explain. On Saturday, my family was going to go to the movies to see Star Wars. But then the toilet seat in our bathroom broke. So we had to spend the whole day at the mall shopping for a new toilet seat. Bummer in the summer! That’s why I hate toilet seats.
Okay, I promise there’s nothing else in this book about toilet seats. Quick, look down!*
Anyway, when I got to the front steps at Ella Mentry School on Monday morning, the weirdest thing in the history of the world was going on. The place was swarming with old fogies! Men and ladies with canes and walkers and gray hair were everywhere.
What’s going on?
asked my friend Michael, who never ties his shoes.
Did they turn the school into a retirement home?
asked Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food.
Does this mean we don’t have school anymore?
asked Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.
NO MORE SCHOOL!
I chanted. NO MORE SCHOOL! NO MORE SCHOOL!
I figured everybody was going to start chanting No more school!
with me. I looked around. Nobody else was chanting. Everybody was looking at me. I hate when that happens.
What’s with all the old fogies?
I asked.
It’s not nice to say ‘old fogies,’ Arlo,
said Andrea Young, this annoying girl with curly brown hair. Older people are called ‘senior citizens.’ Today is Grandparents Day, remember?
My grandma is coming in to talk about her life,
said Alexia, this girl who rides a skateboard all the time.
Oh, yeah. I forgot. My grandpa Bert told me he would be coming to school too.
We went inside and walked