The Knight of the Burning Pestle: "There is a method in man's wickedness; it grows up by degrees"
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Francis Beaumont was born in 1584 near the small Leicestershire village of Thringstone. Unfortunately precise records of much of his short life do not exist.
The first date we can give for his education is at age 13 when he begins at Broadgates Hall (now Pembroke College, Oxford). Sadly, his father died the following year, 1598. Beaumont left university without a degree and entered the Inner Temple in London in 1600. A career choice of Law taken previously by his father.
The information to hand is confident that Beaumont’s career in law was short-lived. He was quickly attracted to the theatre and soon became first an admirer and then a student of poet and playwright Ben Jonson. Jonson at this time was a cultural behemoth; very talented and a life full of volatility that included frequent brushes with the authorities.
Beaumont’s first work was Salmacis and Hermaphroditus, it debuted in 1602.
By 1605, Beaumont had written commendatory verses to Volpone one of Ben Jonson’s masterpieces.
His solo playwriting career was limited. Apart from his poetry there were only two; The Knight of the Burning Pestle was first performed by the Children of the Blackfriars company in 1607. The audience however was distinctly unimpressed.
The Masque of the Gentlemen of Grays-Inne and the Inner-Temple was written for part of the wedding festivities for the Princess Elizabeth, daughter of King James I and Frederick V, Elector Palatine. It was performed on 20 February 1613 in the Banqueting House at Whitehall Palace.
By that point his collaboration with John Fletcher, which was to cover approximately 15 plays together with further works later revised by Philip Massinger, was about to end after his stroke and death later that year.
That collaboration is seen as one of the most significant and fruitful of the English theatre.
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The Knight of the Burning Pestle - Francis Beaumont
The Knight of the Burning Pestle by Francis Beaumont
Francis Beaumont was born in 1584 near the small Leicestershire village of Thringstone. Unfortunately precise records of much of his short life do not exist.
The first date we can give for his education is at age 13 when he begins at Broadgates Hall (now Pembroke College, Oxford). Sadly, his father died the following year, 1598. Beaumont left university without a degree and entered the Inner Temple in London in 1600. A career choice of Law taken previously by his father.
The information to hand is confident that Beaumont’s career in law was short-lived. He was quickly attracted to the theatre and soon became first an admirer and then a student of poet and playwright Ben Jonson. Jonson at this time was a cultural behemoth; very talented and a life full of volatility that included frequent brushes with the authorities.
Beaumont’s first work was Salmacis and Hermaphroditus, it debuted in 1602.
By 1605, Beaumont had written commendatory verses to Volpone one of Ben Jonson’s masterpieces.
His solo playwriting career was limited. Apart from his poetry there were only two; The Knight of the Burning Pestle was first performed by the Children of the Blackfriars company in 1607. The audience however was distinctly unimpressed.
The Masque of the Gentlemen of Grays-Inne and the Inner-Temple was written for part of the wedding festivities for the Princess Elizabeth, daughter of King James I and Frederick V, Elector Palatine. It was performed on 20 February 1613 in the Banqueting House at Whitehall Palace.
By that point his collaboration with John Fletcher, which was to cover approximately 15 plays together with further works later revised by Philip Massinger, was about to end after his stroke and death later that year.
That collaboration is seen as one of the most significant and fruitful of the English theatre.
Index of Contents
TO THE READERS OF THIS COMEDY
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
PROLOGUE
ACTUS PRIMUS
SCÆNA PRIMA
ACTUS SECUNDUS
SCÆNA PRIMA
ACTUS TERTIUS
SCÆNA PRIMA
ACTUS QUARTUS
SCÆNA PRIMA
ACTUS QUINTUS
SCÆNA PRIMA
EPILOGUE
FRANCIS BEAUMONT – A SHORT BIOGRAPHY
FRANCIS BEAUMONT – A CONCISE BIBLIOGRAPHY
TO THE READERS OF THIS COMEDY
Gentlemen, the World is so nice in these our times, that for Apparel, there is no fashion, For Musick, which is a rare Art, (though now slighted) No Instrument; For Diet, none but the French Kickshoes that are delicate; and for Plaies, no invention but that which now runneth an invective way, touching
some particular persons, or else it is contemned before it is throughly understood. This is all that I have to say, That the Author had no intent to wrong any one in this Comedy, but as a merry passage, here and there interlaced it with delight, which he hopes will please all, and be hurtful to none.
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
The Prologue.
Then a Citizen.
The Citizens wife, and Ralph her man, sitting below amidst the Spectators.
A rich Merchant.
Jasper his Apprentice.
Master Humphrey, a friend to the Merchant.
Luce, the Merchants Daughter.
Mistress Merry-thought, Jaspers Mother.
Michael, a second Son of Mistriss Merry-thought.
Old Master Merry-thought.
A Squire.
A Dwarfe.
A Tapster.
A Boy that Danceth and Singeth.
An Host.
A Barber.
Two Knights.
A Captain.
A Sergeant.
Soldiers.
PROLOGUE
Where the Bee can suck no Honey, she leaves her sting behind; and where the Bear cannot find Origanum to heal his grief, he blasteth all other leaves with his breath. We fear it is like to fare so with us; that seeing you cannot draw from our labours sweet content, you leave behind you a sower mis-like, and with open reproach blame our good meaning, because you cannot reap the wonted mirth. Our intent was at this time to move inward delight, not outward lightness; and to breed (if it might be) soft smiling, not loud laughing: knowing it (to the wise) to be a great pleasure, to hear Counsel mixed with Wit, as to the foolish to have sport mingled with rudeness. They were banished the Theater of Athens, and from Rome hissed, that brought Parasites on the Stage with apish actions, or Fools with uncivil habits, or Courtezans with immodest words. We have endeavoured to be as far from unseemly speeches, to make your ears glow, as we hope you will be free from unkind reports, or mistaking the Authors intention (who never aimed at any one particular in this Play,) to make our cheeks blush. And thus I leave it, and thee to thine own censure, to like, or dislike. Vale.
[Enter PROLOGUE
From all that's near the Court, from all that's great
Within the compass of the City-walls
We now have brought our Scene.
[Enter CITIZEN.
CITIZEN
Hold your peace good-man boy.
PROLOGUE
What do you mean Sir?
CITIZEN
That you have no good meaning: These seven years there hath been Plays at this House, I have observed it, you have still girds at Citizens; and now you call your Play The London Merchant. Down with your Title, Boy, down with your Title.
PROLOGUE
Are you a member of the noble City?
CITIZEN
I am.
PROLOGUE
And a Free-man?
CITIZEN
Yea, and a Grocer.
PROLOGUE
So Grocer, then by your sweet favour, we intend no abuse to the City.
CITIZEN
No sir,
Yes sir,
If you were not resolv'd to play the Jacks,
What need you study for new subjects,
Purposely to abuse your betters?
Why could not you be contented,
As well as others,
With the Legend of Whittington,
Or the life and death of Sir Thomas Gresham?
With the building of the Royal Exchange?
Or the storie of Queen Elenor,
With the rearing of London bridge upon Woollsacks?
PROLOGUE
You seem to be an understanding man:
What would you have us do sir?
CITIZEN
Why?
Present something notably
In honor of the Commons of the City.
PROLOGUE
Why,
What do you say, to the life and death of fat Drake,
Or the repairing of Fleet Privies?
CITIZEN
I do not like that,
But I will have a Citizen,
And he shall be of my own Trade.
PROLOGUE
Oh,
You should have told us your mind
A month since,
Our Play is ready to begin now.
CITIZEN
'Tis all one for that,
I will have a Grocer,
And he shall do admirable things.
PROLOGUE
What will you have him do?
CITIZEN
Marry I will have him―
WIFE
Husband, Husband.
[WIFE below, RALPH below.
RALPH
Peace, Mistriss.
WIFE
Hold thy peace Ralph,
I know what I do,
I warrant ye.
Husband, Husband.
CITIZEN
What say'st thou Conie?
WIFE
Let him kill a Lion with a Pestle Husband,
Let him kill a Lion with a Pestle.
CITIZEN
So he shall,
I'll have him kill a Lion with a pestle.
WIFE
Husband,
Shall I come up Husband?
CITIZEN
I Cony.
Ralph, help your Mistriss this way:
Pray Gentlemen make her a little room,
I pray you sir
Lend me your hand to help up my Wife:
I thank you sir.
So.
WIFE
By your leave Gentlemen all,
I'm something troublesome,
I'm a stranger here,
I was ne'r at one of these Plays, as they say,