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    Some People Suck
    Some People Suck
    Some People Suck
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    Some People Suck

    By Malka Yagudayev

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    Some People Suck is a scathingly funny and wickedly humorous satire. This non-fictional novel breaks down the different types of assholes and bitches that are in our social circles. Each chapter defines the individual and analyzes their behavior. You will immediately gain insight and label someone you know with one of the chapter titles. Some People Suck contains the perfect balance of explicit content and sarcasm, which will keep you on your toes. This book also stresses the importance of being able to differentiate between your genuine and fraudulent friends. This satire expresses the author's candid opinions with laugh-out-loud metaphors you will not see coming. Some People Suck possesses stimulating content, electrifying anecdotes and spectacular advice for any young adult. The beauty of this book is the simple fact that it's based on the truth. Enjoy this hilarious satire which explicitly breaks down the different types of negative people that are unfortunately all around us.
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    PublisherAuthorHouse
    Release dateDec 3, 2013
    ISBN9781491827512
    Some People Suck
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    Malka Yagudayev

    Malka Yagudayev was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York. Her hobbies include playing the piano, guitar, and basketball. She is a diehard New York Knicks fan and enjoys attending their games every opportunity she gets. During her spare time, Malka Yagudayev has been working on her own clothing line, writing and editing for a bi-lingual monthly magazine, and writing songs for artists. Less than one year after releasing her first book, “Life: Difficult Yet Relatable”, the now twenty year old author has released yet another sensational book. This is Malka Yagudayev’s second published book and depicts how she has blossomed in such a short period of time. Malka Yagudayev has the talent to allow you into her heart and with her words, she has the ability to make you feel what she feels. She is a young and truly gifted individual who thrives off of inspiration.

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      Some People Suck - Malka Yagudayev

      Contents

      Preface

      Part One

      The Assholes

      The Converter

      The Vaginally Tethered One

      The Hungry Bear

      Cheaters

      The Freeloader

      The Gay Straight One

      The Forgetful One

      The Attention Seeker

      The Primitive One

      The Instigator

      The Puppet Master

      The Asshole

      Part Two

      The Bitches

      The Narcissist

      The Jealous One

      The Fake One

      The Snake

      The Stalker

      The Harlot

      The Dust Bunny

      The Drunken Ones

      The Liars

      The Blunt One

      The Attention Seeker Ii

      The Converter Ii

      The Over Analyzer

      Phone Glued

      The Bitch

      Acknowledgement

      Preface

      Each day we encounter many different kinds of individuals. Some of these individuals seem so friendly and kind and as a result, we almost instantly befriend one another. However, some people whom we have the pleasure of meeting, do not necessarily leave a lasting impression on us. The vibe we receive makes us quickly place them into one of many categories of people who repulse us.

      As much as we claim not to, we unfortunately almost immediately judge those we meet. Most of the time, we judge favorably out of the kindness of our hearts. But if and when someone comes our way who gives us a real reason not to like them, we grasp the opportunity and begin to internally despise them. Although we may feel this way, we still tolerate these individuals but from a distance. Why?

      Some people we meet give us quite the first impression and thus we look forward to interacting with them in the near future. On the opposite end of that spectrum, we come across many assholes and bitches who reinforce the many reasons we hate those of that breed. But assholes and bitches are both broad topics which have many subcategories beneath them. The kings and queens of these subcategories are all around us. We may be too blind to see until we are terribly wronged by one of them. After being outright hurt or back stabbed, we allow individuals from these subcategories back into our circle of trust. That is a huge mistake.

      People are not supposed to talk behind other people’s backs and belittle them to make themselves feel better. If you are a real friend then act like one even when that person is not in the room. It angers me when people act so friendly in front of a group of people but when that group dies down to two, these individuals start their own talk show discussing other people’s lives. Be careful around these people. They can make you believe so much about an innocent person and alter your perception of them. Do not believe what so many say while they point fingers at every person’s flaws but their own. Unless the person spoken about has told you something directly, do not believe the assholes and bitches that write and direct their own stories.

      I hate when people talk more about other people’s struggles than the positive in their lives. What good comes from gossiping about someone who did nothing to you? What good ever comes from belittling someone because you are clearly unhappy with your life and jealous of the direction their life is headed to?

      Why do they say the truth always comes out when a person is either drunk or angry? Because many wear masks for long periods of time and it takes one good fight or one good drunken night to allow the person to show who they really are and say what lays deep within their heart. If a person is truly genuine then clearly nothing changes, simply the friendship gets stronger. But if a person is hiding their true thoughts and motives, that will surely come out sooner or later. Pay attention to the actions and sayings of those around you. Their actions speak louder than anything they can ever say.

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      Now you may be wondering what kinds of subcategories there are for both the assholes and bitches. Let me warn you, there are plenty. Volumes can easily be written. But I won’t go that far. I chose the individuals and placed them into subcategories that we all know of very well. Almost instantly you will have a visual in your head of the type of person described and an anecdote or two which will enhance their behavior. Many of these types of people we know of and some we may in actuality know quite well. But at the end of the day, it only sucks if you are this kind of person.

      Perhaps before this book you may have noticed their behavior or were completely oblivious to it. However, what will inevitably occur with each chapter is both insight and labeling. You will get a closer look at the type of person described. The more you read in each chapter, the more your mind will immediately label it with someone you know. But just because some people suck does not mean you have to deal with their baggage if it is weighing you down.

      In one way or another we all suck. But that does not make us bad people. We mean well, are genuine, kind hearted and have flaws because we are all human beings. But that is not an excuse to act like a spiteful asshole.

      Friendships have to have a balance. People fight and make-up, it is a huge part of life. But do not ever be friends with someone who makes you feel inferior to them. Don’t open your heart to jealous people who do not wish you well and are awaiting your downfall.

      This book is dedicated to those negative minded, jealous assholes and bitches who think they are better than everyone else. The ones who believe they can step all over those they consider beneath them.

      I have been quiet about these types of people for way too long and am ready to give you insight as well as real life scenarios with each type of individual. Let me warn you, all of these stories are based on true events and some of the stories may surprise you. Of course the names of the characters were changed for legal reasons. No asshole or bitch is worth a lawsuit due to the fact that I exploited them here. It will shock you how evil and conniving many people can be towards one another and how harsh they can become to those they once considered close to them.

      I hope this brings you clarity and provides you with an idea as to the people around you. Ask yourself if your friends uplift you and encourage your dreams or passions. Are they passive with the things you say and the advice you seek? Do they bring you down and use you as a door mat? Do they give you a reason to trust them? Are you there for their needs while they are not there for yours? If you answered yes to most of these questions then you should take a closer look at the people around you whom you call your true friends.

      These assholes and bitches are like leeches, sucking the happiness and energy out of us. However, throughout the ups and downs remember one very important fact: Just because some people suck does not mean they have to suck the life out of you.

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      PART ONE

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      The Assholes

      The Converter

      We all have that one friend who literally does nothing besides convert carbon dioxide into oxygen. They tend to be super oblivious to their surroundings and at all times question something after it has occurred.

      I believe their mind naturally works at a slower pace. Perhaps they have an obese hamster on a wheel who just cannot work fast enough? Who knows?!

      I do not necessarily think they suck half as much as other people in this book do. I just wish once they accepted the fact that they somewhat

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