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    The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake
    The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake
    The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake
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    The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake

    By Robert Jeschonek

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    Beware the snack cake from Hell! Junk food genius Smidgen meets the woman of his dreams at a twisted supermarket of tomorrow. But going home with her just leaves him wanting more. If only his sweet talk could get his lady-love to break her diet and eat him up. She refuses to go all the way, but this devilish pastry won't take no for an answer. He'll stop at nothing to become her dessert. Even if it means death will be the frosting on her cake. Don't miss this exciting tale by award-winning storyteller Robert Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected science fiction that really packs a punch.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRobert Jeschonek
    Release dateOct 16, 2018
    ISBN9781386592150
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      The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake - Robert Jeschonek

      The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake

      The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake

      A SCIFI STORY

      ROBERT JESCHONEK

      Blastoff Books

      Contents

      Also by Robert Jeschonek

      The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake

      About the Author

      Special Preview: Six Scifi Stories Volume Four

      THE LOVE QUEST OF SMIDGEN THE SNACK CAKE

      Copyright © 2023 by Robert Jeschonek

      www.bobscribe.com

      Cover Art Copyright © 2023 by Alan F. Beck

      This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

      All rights reserved by the author.

      Published by Blastoff Books

      An Imprint of Pie Press

      411 Chancellor Street

      Johnstown, Pennsylvania 15904

      www.piepresspublishing.com

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      The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake

      First off, it’s important you know that snack cakes do not feel guilt.  That is why, even with the corpse of my lover here before me, all I can think of is finding someone else to take me in.  To eat me. Fulfill me.

      Love me.

      It is my nature and purpose.  It is the only reason I was created.  It is why, even as the pungent smells of my lover’s decomposing body reach the rudimentary olfactory cells in my ultrachocolate frosting, I softly whistle my lilting mating call, casting about for a new precious soul mate to embrace me gently with supple fingers and raise me toward the blissful warmth and moisture of the glistening portal all pink flesh and bright white teeth and then when I cannot stand the anticipation a single moment more BITE DOWN and grant me the blinding wild release I have craved for as long as I can remember.

      Oh PLEASE someone find me here and eat me!  I have been created with cutting edge late-21 st century biobaking technology to grant you the ultimate sweet eating euphoria.  Pay no attention to the woman on the floor, or at least give me a chance to PLEASE you before you tend to her.  You won’t be sorry.

      She

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