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    Sidesplitting Jokes for Minecrafters: Ghastly Golems and Ghoulish Ghasts
    Sidesplitting Jokes for Minecrafters: Ghastly Golems and Ghoulish Ghasts
    Sidesplitting Jokes for Minecrafters: Ghastly Golems and Ghoulish Ghasts
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    Sidesplitting Jokes for Minecrafters: Ghastly Golems and Ghoulish Ghasts

    By Brian Boone

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    Sidesplitting Jokes for Minecrafters: Ghastly Golems and Ghoulish Ghasts is the fourth book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which has more than 800 belly laughs waiting for you! This laugh-a-minute book leaves no enderman or zombie unscathed, and comes complete with silly illustrations for even more fun!

    Inside you will find side-splitters such as:

    Q: What’s black and white and dead all over?
    A: A Zombie in a tuxedo.

    Q: Why did Steve search for ore all day?
    A: Because he digs it.

    For kids ages 5 and up, this book of jokes will have all your friends and family doubling over! Bust out the funniest of these Minecrafter jokes at home or school for endless jokes and fun!

    This adventure series is created especially for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, magical academies like Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga, and games like Minecraft, Terraria, and Pokemon GO.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSky Pony
    Release dateFeb 23, 2017
    ISBN9781510718845
    Sidesplitting Jokes for Minecrafters: Ghastly Golems and Ghoulish Ghasts
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    Brian Boone

    Brian Boone is an editor and writer for the bestselling Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader line of trivia and humor books. He wrote I Love Rock n’ Roll (Except When I Hate It) and coauthored American Inventions: Big Ideas That Changed Modern Life and How to Make Paper Airplanes. He has contributed to How Stuff Works, Barnes & Noble Reads, McSweeney’s, Splitsider, Someecards, The Onion, Adult Swim, and Funny or Die. He lives in Oregon with his family.

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      Sidesplitting Jokes for Minecrafters - Brian Boone

      INTRODUCTION

      You’re a major Minecraft player, so you know what it’s like to dig, poke around, and search until you find the tools and treasures you’re after. Well, congratulations: You just did that in real life—thanks for picking up Jokes for Minecrafters: Ghastly Golems and Ghoulish Ghasts.

      It’s unlike any other joke book you’ll find in a store, library, school—well, pretty much anywhere in your Overworld. That’s because this book is all Minecraft jokes, all the time, with a special focus on those pesky mobs. Look out for ghasts, golems, witches, zombie pigmen, and all those other hostiles! No mods required to enjoy these hilarious jokes. And after all, it’s time all those bad guys got taken down a peg. (Or should we say … a Notch.)

      So the next time you need a break from Minecraft, dig into Ghastly Golems and Ghoulish Ghasts. We guarantee you’ll have a blast—ore maybe a few!

      CHAPTER 1

      GOBS AND GOBS OF MOBS

      Q: How do skeletons organize their scare missions?

      A: They call each other on the tele-bone.

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      Q: How do hostile mobs communicate?

      A: With mob-ile phones.

      ■

      Q: What do skeletons play in the Minecraft band?

      A: The trom-bone.

      Q: Did you hear about the murder of the snow golem?

      A: It’s a cold case.

      ■

      Q: What did the skeleton say to the hostile wolf?

      A: Bone appetite!

      ■

      Q: How can you tell if a hostile mob is avoiding you?

      A: You keep calling them and they don’t respawn.

      ■

      Q: What states would hostile mobs love to visit?

      A: North and South Scarolina.

      ■

      Q: You’re trapped in a room with nothing but creepers, zombies, and skeletons. What gets killed first?

      A: You, because you can’t kill all of them!

      ■

      Q: What kind of ore can kill a hostile mob?

      A: Die-monds.

      ■

      Q: What do snow golems eat?

      A: Ice scream.

      Q: How do snow golems travel?

      A: They ride an icicle.

      ■

      Q: What’s a squid’s favorite meal?

      A: Fish and ships.

      ■

      Q: Why should you never pick a fight with a squid?

      A: Because they’re well-armed.

      ■

      Q: What do you call a snow golem in the desert?

      A: A puddle.

      ■

      Q: Why shouldn’t you have a private conversation in a spider cave?

      A: Because the place is bugged.

      ■

      Q: Why do silverfish make terrible hockey goalies?

      A: They shy away from the net.

      ■

      Q: Why do silverfish save all their money?

      A: So they can one day be goldfish.

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      Q: Why do cave spiders live in caves?

      A: Because if they lived in houses they’d be house spiders.

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      Q: What’s a squid’s favorite kind of sandwich?

      A: A sub.

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      Q: Why did the squid attack a ship in the morning?

      A: It wanted Captain Crunch for breakfast.

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      Q: Where do cave spiders go for medical advice?

      A: Web MD.

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