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    ...And Then the Cat Swallowed the Condom: Real-Life Sex Stories from Around the World
    ...And Then the Cat Swallowed the Condom: Real-Life Sex Stories from Around the World
    ...And Then the Cat Swallowed the Condom: Real-Life Sex Stories from Around the World
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    ...And Then the Cat Swallowed the Condom: Real-Life Sex Stories from Around the World

    By Anjelica Silber and Alexis Brenneman

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    There’s a voyeur in each of us, right? Who doesn’t enjoy reading other people’s confessions about something naughty they did? “...And Then the Cat Swallowed the Condom” is a collection of such confessions – some playful, some hilarious, some embarrassing, but all titillating and dirty. Be it in real life or online, at home or abroad: there is always some incident waiting to happen!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAnjelica Silber
    Release dateDec 8, 2019
    ISBN9780463971550
    ...And Then the Cat Swallowed the Condom: Real-Life Sex Stories from Around the World

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      ...And Then the Cat Swallowed the Condom - Anjelica Silber

      ...AND THEN THE CAT SWALLOWED THE CONDOM

      Real-Life Sex Stories from Around the World

      Compiled by Anjelica Silber & Alexis Brenneman

      First published in 2019 by Dulcia Facit Press

      Text copyright © Anjelica Silber & Alexis Brenneman, 2019

      The moral right of the authors has been asserted.

      All rights reserved.

      SMASHWORDS EDITION

      No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without the prior written permission of the publisher.

      DULCIA FACIT PRESS

      We’re all voyeurs to some extent. I think this is why ‘confession’ collections have always been so popular. They do give you an impression of looking through a keyhole, don’t they? Except, you know you won’t get caught and bump your head against the door handle in the process.

      Now, Alexis and I have seven languages between ourselves, and we thought that... well, why not translate some of the best sex-related real-life stories we’ve come across online and make a small compilation out of them? So, here we go. Done. It was fun!

      Hm... how do we know that a story is actually genuine and not just someone’s fantasy though? Well, of course, you can never be 100% certain (except for the stories that Alexis and I have clearly marked as our own experiences). In such cases, you just have to use your common sense and reasonable judgement. Sure enough, a lot of ‘true stories’ you find on the internet are clearly made up. You can often tell after only reading a few lines.

      For example, there is that woman who’s published a terrifyingly long post on a certain discussion platform describing how she got off on her boyfriend spanking her between her legs while another friend of hers was watching. Everything about that story sounds like whoever was writing it was stroking his private parts while fantasising about it.

      But yeah, sometimes you just have to rely on your instinct. So, no, we cannot guarantee that every single episode in this book actually happened.

      But we’re pretty sure that most of them did.

      Anjelica Silber,

      London, December 2019

      My boyfriend and I were staying in a small Spanish town called Merida, back in 2017. He often feels a little frisky in the morning, and that particular morning, he decided to give me a spanking before going over to the ‘heavy’ stuff. He told me to go stand by the table.

      After a minute or so of him smacking my butt, I took off my panties and remained only in a short t-shirt that wasn’t covering any ‘crucial’ regions, save for my boobs. I quite liked what he was doing, so I didn’t mind.

      Then, there was a knock on the door. A guy from the hotel would always bring us breakfast at 9 a.m. While my boyfriend went to get the door, I sat down on the bed. By that time, I was feeling so ‘playful’, I didn’t even bother covering myself. The man who brought us breakfast was almost, like, 60 years old, but I still saw him surreptitiously casting a quick glance between my legs before he left the room.

      He didn’t say anything, but him seeing me like that – even for a fraction of a second – made me so horny, I didn’t realise I started fingering myself. My boyfriend resumed the spanking, and I soon came while his hand was working my butt.

      * * *

      Until I got pregnant, I didn’t know much about the gadgets today’s gynaecologists have at their disposal!

      Anyway. That doc (not handsome by any means) did an ultrasound on me, but said it wasn’t conclusive. So, he grabbed some really thin tube with a camera on one end and put it inside me.

      Now... I suppose it was hormones because I don’t usually get aroused that

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