David Morley

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, make lemonade. Spare me. As a card-carrying realist, dopey, twee statements like that one make me wanna puke. Mind you, seems to me that the universe is handing out more lemons than ever before, so maybe it’s time to give the concept some consideration. Or at least stick ’em in your gin. Maybe.

So here’s how I see things panning out. While