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My Academy Vampire Rejected Fated Mates Alpha Billionaire Wolf-Shifter Lovers

My Academy Vampire Rejected Fated Mates Alpha Billionaire Wolf-Shifter Lovers

Автор PJ Jones и Tara West

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My Academy Vampire Rejected Fated Mates Alpha Billionaire Wolf-Shifter Lovers

Автор PJ Jones и Tara West

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Издано:
7 июл. 2021 г.
ISBN:
9798201803681
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Brace yourselves. Everyone's favorite dim-witted romance heroine, Smella Rosepetal, is back, and this time she's in a brand new novel, a four-peen parody starring a smokin' hot pack of wolf-shifter brothers (one can even lick his eyebrows) who don't mind her COVID twenty or a little herpes!

 

Come on a romantic getaway with her and the Fleabiter brothers (I forgot their first names) through the untamed wilds of the Alaskan wilderness, with bears, cold weather, more bears, giant-a$$ mosquitos, even more bears, rabid moose, a whole lot more bears, vicious wolves, and a f*ckton of f*cking bears.

 

*Warning: If you're new to the world of PJ Jones, her parodies are rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. If you have a giant stick wedged up you're a$$ (that isn't well-lubed), this is probably not the right parody for you.

**Legal Disclaimer: PJ Jones is not responsible for bleeding eyeballs, soiled underwear, or unexplained flatulence from reading this book. You've been warned!

***One more thing. Crap, I forgot. It must not have been very important.

****Oh, yeah. Kindly save your rotten tomatoes and one-star reviews for after the book. If you really didn't like it, go buy lube for that stick.

 

 

 

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7 июл. 2021 г.
ISBN:
9798201803681
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A Reverse-Harem Parody

PJ Jones and Tara West

Copyright © 2021 by Tara West and PJ Jones

Published by Shifting Sands Publishing

First edition published July, 2021

All rights reserved.

This book is protected under the copyright laws of the United States of America. Any reproduction or other unauthorized use of the material or artwork herein is prohibited.

This is a work of fiction. The characters, incidents, and dialogue are products of the author’s imagination and are not to be construed as real.

Artwork by Tara West.

Edited by Theo Fenraven.

BRACE YOURSELVES. EVERYONE’S favorite dim-witted romance heroine, Smella Rosepetal, is back, and this time she’s in a brand new novel, a four-peen parody starring a smokin’ hot pack of wolf-shifter brothers (one can even lick his eyebrows) who don’t mind her COVID twenty or a little herpes!

Come on a romantic getaway with her and the Fleabiter brothers (I forgot their first names) through the untamed wilds of the Alaskan wilderness, with bears, cold weather, more bears, giant-a$$ mosquitos, even more bears, rabid moose, a whole lot more bears, vicious wolves, and a f*ckton of f*cking bears.

*Warning: If you’re new to the world of PJ Jones, her parodies are rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. If you have a giant stick wedged up you’re a$$ (that isn’t well-lubed), this is probably not the right parody for you.

**Legal Disclaimer: PJ Jones is not responsible for bleeding eyeballs, soiled underwear, or unexplained flatulence from reading this book. You’ve been warned!

***One more thing. Crap, I forgot. It must not have been very important.

****Oh, yeah. Kindly save your rotten tomatoes and one-star reviews for after the book. If you really didn’t like it, go buy lube for that stick.

Special Thanks To...

Deb, for being made of awesomeness and low-carb peanut butter chocolate ice cream.

My amazing editor, for whipping this MS into shape and cutting it by almost 1K (even though I get paid by the word).

Snoop, for being the world’s cutest little asshole.

Chapter One

Smella Rosepetal was sad. She wasn’t sad because her period was late. She wasn’t sad because she’d put on ten—okay twenty—extra COVID pounds. She wasn’t even sad about that recurring down-there rash she’d had since she and that sparkly vampire forgot to use a condom during their lukewarm night of passion in his moldy coffin.

She was sad because as the world’s most loved romance novel heroine, she still hadn’t starred in a reverse harem romance. Why were all the other girls getting three, four, and five peens while she was stuck with a shirtless, cock-wrangling cowboy or sparkly, vegan vampire?

Why couldn’t she find true love with four smokin’ hot wolf-shifters who had really big peens and didn’t mind sharing the same cum towel? It cut down on laundry, after all. Sure, having four peens meant Smella would have four times the toilet seats being left up, four times the beer farts, and four times as many dirty socks not making it to the hamper, but come on, FOUR PEENS. That meant four times as many orgasms, and at the end of the day, happily-ever-afters were all about the orgasms.

Determined to write her own HEA, she ditched that sparkly vampire and sent her

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