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The Wackiest Joke Book Ever!: Over 476 Jokes to Crack Up Your Friends
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A compendium of nearly 500 giggles, groans, and belly-laughs for the whole family!
Whether you’re a kid or just a kid at heart—chances are you love a good joke—and you can never have enough on hand to share at the right (or wrong) moment. That’s why you need The Wackiest Joke Book Ever!
The editors at Portable Press stuffed the pages of this little book with the silliest jokes they could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here’s a sampling:
Q. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A. He had no guts.
Q. What did the lips say to the eyes?
A. Between you and me, something smells.
Q. Why did all of the students eat their homework?
A. The teacher said the questions were a piece of cake.
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Editors of Portable Press
Portable Press is a tight-knit group of writers, researchers, and editors who are responsible for some of the publishing industry’s most popular non-fiction trivia and facts books. Aside from creating the fan-favorite Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader series (more than 16 million books in print since 1988), the Portable Press team also specializes in regional and kids’ titles, plus gift books, activity books, and whatever else strikes their fancy.
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The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! - Editors of Portable Press
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Why was the mother firefly unhappy?
Her children weren’t very bright.
What does the Pickle family do when their car breaks down?
They dill with it.
Why did the kid leave cheese beside the computer?
To feed the mouse.
Mom: Did you take a shower this morning?
Kid: Why? Is one missing?
Sis: When did you lose your two front teeth?
Bro: I didn’t. They’re in my pocket.
Who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger or her baby?
Her baby is a little Bigger.
Dad: Why did you fail your history test?
Kid: All the questions were about things that happened before I was born.
Mama Giraffe: Eat your leaves, son. They put color in your cheeks.
Giraffe Son: Who wants green cheeks?
Why wasn’t Mom worried about the moose in the kitchen?
It was a chocolate mousse.
Elephant Baby: Pops? Do elephants really have good memories?
Elephant Dad: I forget.
If you eat one half of an apple pie and your sister eats the other half, what are you left with?
A very angry mom.
Why did Ed’s parents name their second son Ed, too?
Because two Eds are better than one.
Bro: I just spotted a leopard!
Sis: Don’t be silly. Leopards are born that way.
Why don’t dads ever buy new underwear?
Because underwear never gets worn out.
Grandma: I once typed an essay on the belly of a frog.
Grandkid: Wow! How’d you get the frog into the typewriter?
What’s the best cure for sleepwalking?
Put tacks on the floor.
Dad: Why did you dip your computer in melted caramel?
Kid: I wanted a candied Apple.
How can you tell a baby snake?
By its rattle.
Why did Grandpa’s hair turn gray before his moustache?
It was older.
Mom: I found a restaurant where we can eat dirt
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