Aggressive: If I had a nose like your own, I'd stay inside all day, for then it would never

have to be shown. Friendly: Have you tried playing a tune out of your nose? It ought to have a pleasantly deep tone. Descriptive: Sir, there is a gaping cave in the mountain protruding horizontally from your head. Inquisitive: Did someone kick you hard in the face recently? Kindly: Do you love little critters like you do your kin? You give them a place to make their home in. Insolent: I'm sorry but your sneezing and snorting is causing me to lose my bearings. Cautious: Be careful when you snore, ships may mistake it for a foghorn. Thoughtful: I should help you buy more lotion. A few bottles doesn't seem sufficient. Pedantic: Ajax would have loved to fight a man the size of your nose. Familiar: Sir, are you from the past? Your brethren the Romans have died out years ago. Eloquent: Such great force it creates when it blows, that trees are uprooted. And such a great torrent it makes in the cold, that to Neptune, the Achaeans decide to make a temple of gold. Dramatic: Slow down, man! Allow me to draw my own sword! Then we shall have your duel. Enterprising: I could make a fortune selling tissues to you! Lyric: Top hat, tail of cat, piece of crap, they all look like that. (Points at nose). Simple: You must tell me where you purchased that ivory. Respectful: (To the nose) I have heard much about your magnitude. Please blow me away with your autograph. Rustic: That over there looks just like something I would put in my stew. Military: Man the artillery! Practical: Why not amputate it? It should give a crippled man his missing foot. Parody: Your nose is so sharp that Robin Hood stuck it on a stick and shot his way to winning the archery tournament.