Hello, I would tell you my name, but I dont have one.

Most people call me Pigpen, Its not my real name, but thats what most people call me. Im not well-liked by many people because dirt seems to be attracted to me, like Im some sort of dust magnet. I dont know why this is, but it happens but Im proud to have the dust of ancient civilizations surrounding me wherever I go. I cant stand the rain, within a single minute it can wash away what took me all day to accomplish! I guess Im good at baseball, with a batting average of .315 (Im told that that is pretty good). I like to play the string bass and sing, especially whenever Schroeder is playing piano. Your very dirty friend,