The Lovers of the Heart In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom

we please but one kiss. Article 1: Statement of Love-The Kiss 1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you. 2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends. 3. Kiss on the neck... I want you. 4. Kiss on the lips... I love you. 5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing. 6. Kiss anywhere else...lets not get carried away. 7. Look in your eyes... kiss me. 8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you. 9.Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go. Article 2: The Three Steps 1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him(lightly). 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her. 3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare. Article 3: The 1. Thou shall 2. Thou shall 3. Thou shall Commandments not squeeze to hard. not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one. kiss at every opportunity.

**Remember** A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue, So open up your mouth, close your eyes, And give your tongue some exercise!

Here's how the professors of different subjects define the same word (kiss) in d ifferent ways Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing. Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips. Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria. Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction. Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic. Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. Prof. of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36. Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child,ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined variable Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects