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1. Wife: I Hate That Beggar: @ Husband: Why? :o Wife: Rascal, Yesterday I Gave Him Food... Today He Gave Me a Book...

"How to Cook:/ 2. Ammaila Shopping ela untundho chusthara??


Konadam peekadam undadhu, . Kaani, . . . . . . > Heyyy, idhi chuuudu, . . > Woww, adhi chusavaaaaa..., . . > Adhenti.., . . >Omg, ee color chusavaaaaa..Err, . . > Hey girls, idhi chudandi, . . > Uncle, idhentha??? . . > Aah, Mari adhetha??? . . > Ee color undhe na deggara..., . . > Chal, em baale ..., [ 4-5 hours padthundi ee sodhi antha ] . . . Last ki, baitikochi, padhi rupaila Pani Puri thini, intiki vellipothaaru.. !! xD
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YENNA RASCALLA... I AM BACK WITH MY LATEST COLLECTION..!!

1. When Rajnikant was a Student!!! Teachers use to Bunk the classes.... 2. Rajnikant purchased a road roller Guess why?????? To Iron his Clothes.. 3. Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikants statue And Birds returned grains they took last. Year as well.. 4. If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts! = 5. Rajnikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!".... 6. One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play..... 7. Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky as he is participating in the Asian Games high jump event..... 8. Rajnikants next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors and the ship survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other.... 9. Rajnikant doesnt breatheair comes to hide in his lungs 10. Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for photocopy. Dont even try to guess what happened We got two copies of the copy machine.... One more: Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth Today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT Smart Husband: I sent a text to my wife last night, "Hi babe I'm at the pub with some lads, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return." I sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car" She text back, "Omg really?" I replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message." Dear Girls . . . . . . . . . Talking always in English doesnt make u a "Hollywood actress"

We Indians Rock everywhere so what if its HELL: A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do there?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." The man doesn't like it, so he moves on and checks out the American hell, the Russian hell and hells of other countries. He finds that they're all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells; so why are so many people waiting to get in here?" wonders the man. He is told,"Because the maintenance here is so bad that the electric chair does not work, Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the Indian devil is a former government servant, So he just comes, signs the attendance register and then goes to the canteen..! :P :D Chartered accountant:Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help. Article: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!! CA shocks article rocks Man at medical store: I need poison Chemist: I can't sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! Sorry, I didn't know u had a prescription.

American kids on Eiffel Tower. " Wow, what a beautiful view.":) .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . Indian kids on Eiffel tower. "Chal dekhte hai kiski thook pahle neeche girti hai... aaakkk thuuuu..!!;p xD Read Must Engineering and medical college principals argued dat their students r fearless. . . Medical college principal called students n asked 2 jump in sea full of sharks. Dey jumped Principal said: see the guts . . . Engineering college Principal called the students & told dem 2 jump . . Students: abe pagal ho Gaya hai kya takle..?? Principal: see the guts..!! : P :) =DD: D Top Answers Of Teachers If They Don't Know The Answers: 1) I Think The Question Is Wrong.. 2) I Will Tell You Tomorrow.. 3) Dont Ask Foolish Questions.. 4) You Will Study This In The Next Class... And The Most Important One Is: 5) Nice Question, Raise Your Hands Who Know The Answer :)

I Used Face book For A Few Days and Got Addicted to It... But I Am Studying Since I Was 4... .. .. .. .. ..

.. .. Why the Hell I Am Not Getting Addicted To It =P

Open ur books, keep ur mobile off & start studying. . . . . . . . . . . . The above stunts r performed by highly professionals... Plz dont try this at home...!! =D XD

Love, Laugh & Enjoy Lifetime Fact: 1 Stone is Enough To Break a Glass...:) 1 Word is Enough To Break a Heart...:-) 1 Second is Enough To Fall in Love.....:) . . But . . . Why one Chapter is Not Enough to Pass Exam's.

~>Jokes dHaMaAL<~ Win An Iphone, A CAR, 0r A HOUSE In DUBAI... Use A Sharp 0bject To Scratch Here Please Do This Now. . . =P =D

The BACK Benchers Teacher: Whats The Difference Between "Like & Love" Student: When You Like A Flower, U Just Pluck It..! But, When You Love A Flower, U Water It Daily....!!

WaTer LeKa WifE YeDusThuNtE bItcH VoccHi BeeR kAvaLI aNiNdaNtA. Santa went to hospital for ECG. Nurse: "Kapde utaaro aur yahan late jaao!!" Santa: "Pehle ECG na kar lein ??" ;) :P 3:)

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam? bcoz it means... E- End of T- Thinking C- Capacity. ------------------------------ ----------How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u? ? ? ? ? ? Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. "I Luv u too" . GAME OVER.! ------------------------------ ----------When do you know ur in love? Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan ------------------------------ -----------

What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age? * Simple.. In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.. In Old Age Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!------------------------------ ----------"Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that'People are more interested in others life than their own-! ------------------------------ ----------A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE? The Best Answer - Why d Hell Should I recognize? ------------------------------ ----------V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as Onety One? Doubt By last bench association... ------------------------------ ----------What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE" ------------------------------ ----------Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly? think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly. ------------------------------ ---------What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guessa Guess "FOOLAN DEVI.. ------------------------------ ----------Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"........... ------------------------------ ----------What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles. ------------------------------ ----------

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS... 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:

Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. 6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful. 7. VIRUS Girls : These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format... :x :P Facebook off Mobile off TV Off Music off No communication with friends No games No enjoyment Only Studying Only Studying |&| only Studying these are some stunts that are performed only by experts known as "CA students" Others, please don't try these at home... CPT students, try these with parental guidance...xD

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes The first letter in your name predicts your character... A Romantic B Proud C Innocent D Lovable E Good but Hurtful FCompassionate G Logical Minded H Leadership Potential I Helpful

J Free-Spirited K Irritating L Funny M Emotional N Sensible O Supportive P Crazy QUnpredictable R Practical S Loving T Fake U Sensitive V Genius W Calm X Easy-Going Y Intelligent Z Jovial Comment your letter...

bewakoof.com Definition of "KISS" from d educational point of view... MATHS :> KISS is the shortest distance between 2 Lips...! . ECONOMICS :> KISS is that thing 4 which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY...! . PHYSICS :> KISS is the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time...! . COMPUTER :> KISS is just like a LAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE...! Class Over: P

Love, Laugh & Enjoy INSULT: P . .

. . Boyfriend: Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;) . . Girlfriend: How Funny, Why Not Heart..?? . . Boyfriend: Because . . .. Your Heart Is Houseful And Brain Is Empty, More Empty Space Means More Comfort ;) XD Love, Laugh & Enjoy Smart Husband: I sent a text to my wife last night, "Hi babe I'm at the pub with some lads, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return." I sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car" She text back,"Omg really?" I replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message." Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Very Heart Touching Lines Said By A Boy 2 A Girl During Breakup... . . . . . "Behen Gifts Toh Wapis Karti Ja, Teri Bhabhi Ko Kya Dunga... "

Biskeet Dogs love story... . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . Love story ante chalu vochestaru, kukkadi kuda avasarama niku....?

Jaffa Naa Daffa Reaction of friends, when a girl says ...um in love.... Girl 1: poradu manchodena...? Girl 2: poradu baguntada...? Girl 3: poradu sound party na..? Girl 4: jagrathaga unde baabu...asale abbay Lu manchollu kadhu.... Reactions of friends, when a boy says ...um in love.... Boy Boy Boy Boy 1: 2: 3: 4: fekak ra bhai.... uko be...ipatiki masthu vinnam gisonti abadhalu... esaraina love aa...time pass aa..? edho okati ra bhai..Mundhu dhaawath aithe iyyu...: D: D: D

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes "thgi CIPE"

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Dear Computer, They're using u to just make a connection with me Sincerely, Internet. Dear Internet, They are just searching for me through you Sincerely, Goggle. Dear Google, They are only using you to get to me! Sincerely, Wikipedia. Dear Wikipedia, they are just using you Sincerely, Homework. Dear Homework,

They do you so that they can get me Sincerely, Marks. Dear Marks, They get you just because they want to through me Sincerely, Exams. Dear Exams, They Pass through you just so that they can make me Sincerely, Money. Dear Money, They make you just so that they can pay my bills Sincerely, Electricity.

Biskeet A boy asked God: Is it wrong to sleep with a girl before marriage??? God replied . . . . . . . . . "No child, it is not. But the problem is that you guys don't sleep"

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Madam: Beta batao Brittania Tiger k packet pe Jo Green dot bana hai uska matlb kya hai? Bachcha: iska matlb tiger online hai=D =)): O: p X_X Love, Laugh & Enjoy Boy To Girl: Will You Marry Me . . .? (Girl Remains Silent...) Boy: Plz Speak Something, I M Dying . . . ! Girl: I M Thinking . . . Boy: Now This Is Not A Good Time to Joke . . . =P =D

Love, Laugh & Enjoy A Heart Touching Message ... .. .. .. .. .. "We Need Six Months Vacation Twice A Year. . . =P =D Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Santa to shopkeeper: bhai koi acha sa shampoo dayna. shopkeeper gives him one shampoo bottle. Santa: aur is Kay sath Jo gift Hai woh tou dou... shopkeeper:koi gift nahi Hai Santa: magar bottle pay tou likha hai 'dandruff free'..=))

-- Eey Oooru Nana ManadHi A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE : Name: Girl Symbol: Gl Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask. Physical properties: 1. Boils at any time, 2. Melts when handled with love and care, 3. very bitter when mishandled. Chemical properties: 1. Very reactive, 2. Highly unstable, 3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items. Nature: 1. Money reducing agent. 2. Volatile when left alone. Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the mirrors.

-- Eey Oooru Nana ManadHi Girl: What'll you Do If I Die? Boy: I'll Live Happily for the Rest of My Life! :p The Girl Dies Next Day with a note I'll do everything for your happiness... MORALNever joke with brainless girls :p :D

-- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Girl: How much u love me ???? Boy: Like shajahan Girl: Then when u'll build TAJMAHAL for me ??? Boy: Already purchased land,,,,, Waiting for ur death

Years pass by and our kidneys are filtering the blood by removing salt, poison and any unwanted entering our body. With time, the salt accumulates and this needs to undergo cleaning treatments and how are we going to overcome this? It is very easy, first take a bunch of parsley or Cilantro ( Coriander Leaves ) and wash it clean Then cut it in small pieces and put it in a pot and pour clean water and boil it for ten minutes and let it cool down and then filter it and pour in a clean bottle and keep it inside refrigerator to cool. Drink one glass daily and you will notice all salt and other accumulated poison coming out of your kidney by urination also you will be able to notice the difference which you never felt before. Parsley (Cilantro) is known as best cleaning treatment for kidneys and it is natural!

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Its Real.. Agar Aap kahi ja Rahe hai aur " Kala Kutta " Apke Aage se Guzar Jaye. to Iska Matlab HAi ki... . . . . . . . . . . " Kaala Kutta " Bhi Kahi Ja Raha Hai.. :P :D

)--( Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi All my life I thought air was free... . . . . . . .. . . . . until I bought "LAYS" . :P Boy and girl conversation in mobile: girl : hi boy: hi(tube light) girl : hey nenu kotha laptop theeskunna boy: congrats a company (deni mokanki lappy avsarama) girl: intel core, n series , vista, ee stickers unai lappy pina boy: ( chi ne batku) hey screen kindha r pina unadhi chudu girl : hoo ada dell boy : (ippudu velgindhi deEnki) auna dats gud, ye model girl : latest 2012 model oye boy: (vamooo) haha adi kadu dell model amma inspiron aa studio na xps aa girl: emo bill chusi cheptha ley boy : configuration cheppu ram entha hard disk entha processor edi graphics entha girl : anni 30000 loney boy: (thu deeni bathku) sarley nenu adgindhi niku ardham kadu kaani, net connect chesava?

girl : shop vadu anni connect chesi untai latest model annadu so undochuu 30000 kadaa.. boy: (nenu sachipotha ra nayano nenu sachipotha) Love, Laugh & Enjoy A prsn makes a call frm Delhi 2 his wife. Servant pickd up da phone. Aadmi: Memsab se baat karao! Servant: Woh toh sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.. Aadmi: Par sahab to main hu. Servant: Ab main kya karu? Aadmi: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu.. After killing.... . Servant: Laashon ka kya karu? Aadmi: Ghar k piche swiming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.. Servant: Par ghar k piche toh swimming pool hai hi nahi.. . Aadmi: Oh sorry, wrong number..!! Love, Laugh & Enjoy Who. said Alcohol is harmful ??? - 2 Rounds Of Brandy 30 Minutes Before Meal, Helps Digestion. - 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs. - 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks. - 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath, Reduces Blood Pressure.

- 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions. Pass It To All You Care. Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS..!!!*beer*

Love, Laugh & Enjoy Someone Asked Shakespeare: "U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?" He Showed Him A Calendar N Said "A Week Has 7 Days; Can U Say Which Day Is Younger, Either Sunday Or Saturday ?? So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age" Love Has No Age. -MORAL: Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P Love Biscuit : A Boy told his gf "Ur eyes are too beautiful" This is called "BISCUIT" Girl replied "Yes they are beautiful Only because U stay in the" this is called "CREAM BISCUIT" :P :D A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF GF(After Opening) What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ? BF : U Wanted Stars Na? Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

)--( Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Friend 1 : Maama eroju Exam results raa... Vachey.. net ki velli check chesukundhaam.

Friend 2 : Arey Maamaa.. nenu maa dad tho unnaa ra... So... nuv velli Results chuusi naaku Msg chey... Oka subject pothe "Gud Mrng To U" ani pampu, Rendu Pothe... "Gud Mrng To U&Ur Dad" ani pampu.. . . :After Few Minutes: . . . . .. . He Received, "A New Message:" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Gud Mrng to U and Ur Family

:D :P

A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile. But the cal goes to another woman. They loved & got married. Moral: an !dea can change ur wife!! ?io'CaCejTItCDiEPC ithIj c ioPcrPDi'acPEcEPciiEiha1 . . . . . . . Socho Q. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ki Radhe shyam hi uska nam tha faltu Dimag mat lagaya karo.:D:);)

Ek Ladki interview dene gai

Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai jis k 2 tyres hote hain...?? . Ladki : bike ! . Boss: nahi, hOnda bike ;) chAlo ek aur sawal, Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres hote hain...?? . Ladki : car ! . Boss : nhi, toyota car :D . . Ladki: Chal ub tu mere sawal ka jawab de.! :@ . Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhne me white hai aur beech mai kaala anda hai.....?? . Boss : hehehe !! Ankh. . . Ladki : nahi Saale, Teri MAA ki Ankh :p Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Its love when a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head massage. Its love when a mother gives her son the best piece of cake... Its love when your dad screams at you when you don't reach home on time and youre not reachable on your phone... Its love when your friend holds your hand tightly on a slippery road. Its love when your brother gives you a tight hug to make you feel better when your upset... Its love ...when your sister wakes you up at middle of the night to tell the silliest of the things, she forgot to tell you earlier.. Its love ...when a wife makes tea for husband and take a sip before him. Love is not just a guy holding a girl and going around the city.

Love is when u sends a small message to your close relations & friends and bring a smile to their face... Happiness@lways!({}) -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Doctor:- cheppu enti nee problem? Patient:- nenu 100 years batkali ankuntunna Doctor:- sarle gani nuvu smoke chesthava?? Patient:- cheyanu Doctor:- drink chesthava?? Patient:- cha assalu cheyanu Doctor:- girl frnds unnara?? Patients:-- nenu ammailaki chala dhoramga unta doctor not at all . . . . . .. . . Doctor:- nuv smoke cheyav, drink cheyav, ammailu vaddu asalu 100 years batiki nuvvem Peekuthavv :D :P Dimaag ki Maa Bahen: Police : Where Do You Live? Me : With My Parents. Police : Where Do Your Parents Live? Me : With Me. Police : Where Do You All Live? Me : Together. Police : Where Is Your House? Me : Next To My Neighbors House. Police : Where Is Your Neighbors House? Me: If I Tell You , You Won't Believe Me. Police : Tell Me. Me : Next To Mine. -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Shooter: I can aim and shoot the tip of a rat's tail . . . . . . Rajnikant: I can hit the rat's tail's tip's cells, mitochondria protein's, amino acids base pair's, and hydrogen bond in the ratio of 1.2357:5.3229. Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes

Girlfrnd to Boyfrnd - : I am Pregnant.. Boyfrnd: R u Sure, Ye mere Bache Hay.. Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli: Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise CHalega ??" -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Maths teacher to our oorodu: How much is 5 auto rickshaws plus 5 auto rickshaws? Mana oorodu: One Volkswagen. Teacher: Errr, HOW? Mana oorodu: Very simple,ingo . . . 5 auto + 5 auto = Das Auto = Volkswagen! The teacher fainted! Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Nurse to Kid: Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, do it 3 times. . Kid: ok . Nurse: What do u feel now....?? . Kid: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply superb babe....:P Love, Laugh & Enjoy Best Ad by an AC Company . . . "Buy ACs Because ...The Youth of Today Is Committing Suicides Using Fans ..." =P ;->

CA Rock stars. Life is not about Riding BMW &Mercedes Its about 3 friends on a single motorcycle riding around the city Life is not about 75 Rs coffee at CCD Its about many friends together sharing 10 rs Dairy Milk& Still enjoying Life is not about Boasting about a 350 Rs movie ticket

Its about a few friends buying50 rs ticket & wondering who is gonna get popcorn dis time ;) Life is not about eating at every expensive restaurant Its about few friends, 1 Stove, late night & boiling MAGGI:P Life is not about 1.5 Ton AC in 45 degrees Its about few friends lying on the roof top in summer nights at the stars & talking all the funny things about their crushes :) :D

Jaffa Naa Daffa A KG boy pulled a girl in2 his room locked d door put off d light pulled her to d bed covered her in2 d bed sheet and said... . . . . . . . . . C my RADIUM WATCH.....hehe: D The BACK Benchers Boys-Boys are intelligent than girls. Girl- any proof?? Boy- u always say IntelliGENTS, But u never says IntelliLadies!! Great people Great Thoughts.

Vadu Icchindi Kadu Naku Vacchindi Rasostha A thief enters into a house. A baby woke up at the same time and saw the thief... She said to thief . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

. . . "Naa school bag ethko po. Ledante daddy ni leputha:p -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Jaffa: Enti ala unnav??? Daffa: Na Lover ki Propose chesanu Jaffa: Em Anindi Daffa: I Love u 2 Andi Jaffa: Inkenti Problem??? Daffa: Aaaa Rendo Vadu Evara Ani? Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Students were asked to name 1 medicine & its use. 1st student: Anacin, It's used for headaches. 2nd -Calmpose, used for sleeping. Johnny-Viagra, it's used for loose motions.. Teacher-Who told u that,? Johnny- My mother gives it to my dad every night saying... Maybe that little shit will get hard!

-- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi If I get 8 hours to cut a tree I ll spend 7 hrs to sharp my knife. -Abraham If i get 8 hrs to study i ll spend 7 hrs to find my book -ENG STUDENTS ;-( Love, Laugh & Enjoy Girl (sharmaty hue): Ye Pyar kya hota hai? Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai For Example Larka = Cement Larki = Rait Love = Pani ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge lekin agar in main pani mix kar diyajaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta. . . . Girl (hanste hue): Kaminey tu shakal se he Mistri lagta he.

CA Rock stars. Best line for CA EXAMS: Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hai door wah wah..... Jo aankhon se hamesha rahte hai door wah wah....... . . . . . WO Questions exam me aate hai zaroor...:p

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes A lady went to doctor for help on sex life. Dr- Give your husband Viagra... Lady- I can't, He hates pills. Dr- Just put it in his coffee. Next week, she came back unhappy. Dr- Was it not good..? Lady- No, it was the best Sex I've ever had. He had few sips of coffee then pushed everything off the table & made love to me right there on the table..! Dr- Well, what's wrong then...?? Lady- I'll never be able to show my face in Mc Donalds ever again !!\=D/ =)) Rajnikant V/s Non-veg Jokes Dad asked his daughter What would u do when u grow up? DAUGHTER: become a mother Graduate college get married Dad: Ok,but dont do it in that sequence

-- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Girl: I'm jealous. WHEN others girls r looking at u

Boy: Don't be jealous, baby... Girl: Why? Boy: 'Cause you have something that They don't. ... Girl: What? . . . . . . Boy: My heart :) Rajnikant V/s Non-veg Jokes Good thing about VODKA is that it looks like water... . . . . . . & . . The good thing about college is that . . . Water bottles are allowed :-P Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried n asked mom about that hair. Mom said- "dt part where hairs grow is called Monkey, b proud dt ur monkey have grown hair". d girl smiled. At dinner, she told sister"my monkeys have grown hair" Her sister smiled n said- "that's nothing, mine is already eating bananas"..=)) =)) =)) =)) Rajnikant V/s Non-veg Jokes Define girl . . The 1 who b 4 going out for a party, Gets Facial, Bleach, Waxing, Hair curling, straitening, Threading, Toning, Scrubbing,

Moisturizing, done & Puts on Lipstick, Lip-gloss, Lip liner, Perfume, Body toner, Body lotion, Eye liner, Eye shadow, Eye mascara, Foundation, face powder, rings, bracelets, necklace, nail paint, party dress, sandal purse, and says- Yaar jaldi ki vajah se kuch kar hi nai payi.....:p :p :p =============== ========= Define boy . . The one who b 4 goin 2 party calls his frnd & asks : "Bhai, tu nahaa ke aayega kya....?? Frnd Reply : chal be Saale tere baap ki baraat hai Kya ... :P=D :P :D

Rajnikant V/s Non-veg Jokes Girl In Train - Can I Sit Here?? . Boy- Yes Of course... Its All Yours ;) . Girl- Can I Take Some Water?? . Boy- Yes Why Not ;) . Girl- BROTHER which Is the Next Station ?? . Boy - Mere Dimaag Me GPS laga hua hai Kya Chal Bhaaag Hatttt... Kamini Chudail Kahin Ki :D :P Rajnikant V/s Non-veg Jokes A guy asked a girl in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guys table and she told him I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"

The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THATS TOO MUCH!!!" ...and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears; I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty" . :P Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha: "Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke" Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: "Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h. Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye. 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am pregnant!" Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya Aur kaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai". :p :)

-- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi During a hug ..... A girl's head is always down because she considers her boy to be her world & gets lost in it while a boy's head is always up so that no other guy dares to look at the girl . . . and he can look at other girls........ :P :P agree boys??....

Rajnikant V/s Non-veg Jokes A very important circular from God to all Girls: . . . . . "Lying in bed with someone & screaming OH GOD..

OH MY GOD... Will not b considered as PRAYING!

Oka ammai undedi, Roju chusedi, Chustu nuvvedi, Navvuthu paadedhi, Paaduthu siggu padedhi, Nenu anukunna Premani, Tharvaatha telisindi Pichidani...... :)

READ THIS.......... An engineering boy was deeply in love with his classmate. One day he proposed her but she got angry refused one day that girl borrowed a book from him &wrote a message: "I LOVE YOU TOO"dont leave me please. but the boy didnt see that msg never talked to her 3 years passed finally that girl committed suicide . . . . . . Moral: we should open our books at least once in a year :P :D One Girl Went To An Electronic Shop With Anger & Threw Her New Laptop On The Desk At A Person From Whom He Bought. She Told the Salesman That You Have Cheated Me, I Cannot Transfer File From My Previous Laptop..!! Salesman: Madam, Can You Please Try In Front Of Me..?? This Is What She Did: 1) Right Clicked The Mouse On The File Which She Wanted To Transfer & Selected CUT Option. 2) Disconnected The Mouse From That PC. 3) Took That Mouse Carefully& Connected It To The Other PC Where She Wanted To Copy That File. 4) Right Clicked The Mouse &Selected The PASTE Option. Salesman DIED..!!

Rajnikant V/s Non-veg Jokes Ten funniest jokes of Rajnikant 50 likes for this status again 10 jokes will be posted 1) When Rajnikant switches on his AC, then winter starts in India. 2) Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injuryReason- Rajnikant poked him on facebook 3) Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography . Today that book is known as Guiness book of world records. 4) WhY EARTHQUAKE OCCURS ON EARTH??? BCOZ at that Time RAJNIKANTS MOBILE IS ON VIBRATE MODE!!! 5) Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad!!! 6) Once Rajnikant Participated In Bike Race Dont Even Try To Guess What Happened Rajnikant Won The Race On Neutral Gear.. 7) Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. gmail@rajnikant.com 8) Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!! 9) Rajnikant opened his refrigerator and forgot to shut the door, winters arrive in India! 10) Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college. He chose science, arts and commerce! Rajnikant V/s Non-veg Jokes Professor: what is evil? Studend: "Sir I will explain but 1st answer my questions. "Does the cold exist?" Professor: Yes. Student: "You r wrong sir. There is nothing like cold. It is the complete absence of heat." Student asked again, "Does darkness exist?" Professor: Yes. Student: "You are again wrong sir. There is nothng like darkness. It is actually the complete absence of light. According to physics we can study light and heat but not darkness and cold. Similarly sir, the evil does not exsist. Actually it is the absence of faith, love and true belief on GOD." That student was C.V RAMAN. In A School Function, An L.K.G. Boy Started Closing His Ears With Both Hands When A Girl Was About To Start Her Speech... Others Asked Him Why You Are Closing Your Ears. He Replied: Dude, She Is My GF... 'n She Is Going Start Her Speech With "My Dear, Brothers 'n Sisters"..! :) Edhigipoyaru

-- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Phone rings.... Boy - chepave pitri... girl - ninnu baga miss avutunna, em chesina nve gurthostunav... I luv u ra miss u so much bangaram.. Boy - Deniko tender estunav gani inka chepu... girl - em ledu ra urgent ga oka 10000rs kavali.. Boy - helo? Helo? Helllllooo??

Girl - helo? Emaindi?? Helo? CALL ENDED. Boy -Pove pitri daana: P -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies. Dad: son, where were you? Son: School, robot slap. Son: film. Dad- which one? Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: "A" film Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad. Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom . . . :p -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Boy: Priya Nenu Chanipothe Em Chesthav??? Girl: Nenu Chanipoyi Neetho Vasthanu Boy: Avunu Jothishyudu Cheppadu Girl: Emani????? . . . . . . . . . Boy: Naku Chachina Daridram Vadaladani -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Boy : Baby i want to tell you something Girl : Yes ? Boy : When you go home today thank your mom for me. Girl : Okay but why ? ? Boy :Thank her because she gave birth to an angel in this earth who is my life and to whom one day will be my wife... Yesadu Ra Cream Biscuit

~>JoKeS dHaMaAL<~ Rajnikant Opens a CoLLege... But . . Students r Confusd Bcoz....... . . . . . Name of coLLege iS.. . . 'RajniCant MedicaL CoLLege of Engineering for Commrce & Arts'.

-- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Difference between Lover & Friend Lover Says: Jaanu pls drive safely & slowly.. Friend says: . . . . . . . . . . . . rey mama fast ga poni ra fast ga poni, mundhu Innova lo katthi lanti figure undhi..

-- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30sec, she Got Pregnant..! Who is she? . . . . . . . . Balloon. Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Santa's girlfriend told him to bring the protection, next time they go on a date... Santa brought . . . . . 3 Brothers & 5 Cousins with hockey sticks... Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes After an Emotional Hug.. Girl said to the Boy: If u hug me once more like that, i will be urs forever...

Boy: Thanks for d warning...;) Love, Laugh & Enjoy If you EVER find a Woman who is beautiful, has a great body, intelligent, gets things done on her own, drives a car well, has very little expectations, is not materialistic & loves you unconditionally, please realize that the alcohol you have consumed is of the highest quality..!! ;) :P :D

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Santa Saw A Parrot In A Zoo Who Cud Speak Well In English, Hindi And Even Marathi. Santa Decided To Test Him. Santa: Who r u.? Parrot: I'm Parrot! Santa: Tum Kaun Ho.? Parrot: Main Tota Hu! Excited Santa: Tu Kon Aahes? Parrot: Tujha Aaichi G##nd..! MC Donda Sangitla Na Chutiya...;)..:p Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Boy- janeman...tum to meri chand ho....!.! :) girl- aur tum mere niel armstrong....!! Boy-kyu??? :O Girl-chand pe chadhne wala pehla insaan....!!! ~>JoKeS dHaMaAL<~ Santa: - Tution master ka msg aaya hai ki kal extra classes hai, ab kya kare .

. . Banta:-"Message sending failed" likh ke waapis bhej de saale ko....:D :P =D

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Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Waqt nahi badalta, sirf SOCH badalti hai. For example.. Bachpan mein Darr lagta tha, Aur ab G##ND FatTi hai.. Hahhahahahahahahha

**!!~~HuM~~~TuM~~!!** Kaminey Friends: . Main ghar late aaya tho Dad ne pucha: "ab tak tum kahan the....?? . Maine Kaha: "Friend ke ghar pe tha." . Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya. . 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha." . 2 ne jaha: "Abhi just nikla hai." . 3 ne jaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya . 1 ne to had hi kar di, . Bola: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua"...!! (Ab kaho HAR EK friend Zaroori hota hai... :O :P =D :D Hit Like For Your Lovable Freinds :)) Nikhil Nikky Punch Phalaknaama: Man: (chinna voice tho) madam konchem mee pakkana koorchovaccha? Woman: (Loudly) enti neetho oka raathri undaala? ela kanipisthunna nee kallaki... (Man shocks) --------------- --------------- --------------- --------------- --------------(chuttu unna andharu shock ayi vaallidharni chusthuntaru) --------------- --------------- --------------- --------------- ------------Woman: (chinna voice tho )nenu psychology chadhivanu janalani elaa fool cheyalo naku telusu... Man: (Loudly) enti okka night ki 2000 AA? Akkarla nenu raanu.. (Woman Shocks) --------------- --------------- --------------- --------------- ee saari janalu andharu aa ammayini chusthuntaru...

--------------- --------------- --------------- -----------Man: nenu law chadhivaanu paruvu elaa theeyalo baga telusu.. Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Bill Gates nvr did laxmi pooja, but he is a richest man. Enstein nvr did Sarswati pooja, but he was Intelligent. "Believe in WORK not on LUCK" -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi 2 Lovers madya lo Fight avtundi.. . GfStupid..!! ni batalu chimpesta chudu.. Bfni amma serious ga goddava avtunte madyalo romantic ga matladutunav entey....... Rajnikant V/s Non-veg Jokes Ultimate reply :Girl :- i got new Boyfriend he is smarter, intelligent and hotter than you . so give me my photo back ............ . . . .. . Boy sent 47 Girlfriend's photo's and said :i forgotten ur face Darling . . so plz select ur photo yourself and send back the remaining .... . . Girl Shocked Boy Rocked !!!

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Zindagi Ka 1st Kapda NAPPY, Usme Jeb Nahi. Aur Last Kapda KAFAN, Sala Usme Bhi jeb Nahi..

To Zindagi bhar jeb Bharne k liye itni Mehnat kyu? #Just enjoy Life:)

Love, Laugh & Enjoy It is said that, When a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person

she loves the most! And

When a man does that.. The slide show begins..!!

Funny Pictures A first grade teacher was trying to stimulate creative thinking in her pupils. She stood in front of the class with her hands behind her back and said, "I'm holding something behind my back. It's round and it fits in the palm of my hand. Who can guess what it is?" Billy's hand went up and he asked, "Is it a baseball?" "No, Billy," replied the teacher, "It's not a baseball. But you're thinking, and I like that."

Suzy's hand went up and she asked, "Is it an orange?" "No, Suzy," replied the teacher, "It's not an orange. But you're thinking, and I like that." Then Johnny spoke up: "Hey, teach, I don't know what you got in your hand, but I got something for you in my pocket. It's long and hard and pink on one end." Shocked, the teacher cried, "Johnny, that's disgusting! You march yourself to the principals office right this instant!" "Hey, relax," said Johnny. "I was talking about my pencil... But you're thinking, and I like that." :) Love, Laugh & Enjoy Height of shame : A girl with her face covered on a bus stop A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies . . . . . . . Papa mein hoon.

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Diwali Special3 Dost Diwali k baad mile. 1st: Mere Daddy 10,000 ke Patake laye, Humne 3 Ghante tak bajaye. 2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 ke Patake laye the, Humne 4 Ghante tak bajaye. 3rd: Mere Daddy Ghar pe nahi the.. To Mera Bhai 5000 ka sirf Ek Pataka laya aur Saari Raat humne baari-baari bajaya..=))

-- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi A lady broke the traffic signal... . . . Police: - Stop!! . . Lady: - Plz let me go.I'm a teacher... . . . . . Police :- Aah,I've waited for this moment all my life. . . . .Now write...'I'll never break signal' 1000 times =))

-- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Girl: Will you love me after marriage also .....?? . . . . .

. Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me... Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Car mai Santa ki family jaa rahi thi ... Police ne Car ko roka - Ye Suraksha week hai. Aap seat belt pehan kar car chala rahe ho, Aapko5000 ka inaam diya jata hai .. :) Aap is inaam ka kya karoge ..? Santa - Mai iss se apna driving licence banwaunga.. Tabhi uski Maa boli -Iss ki baat ka yakin mat karo. Daaru pi kar kuchh bhi bolta h.. Uske Papa neend se jage aur police ko dekh ke bole Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car me hm zyada door nahi ja paenge.. :p Tabhi car ki dikki se awaj aayi HAMNE BORDER CROSS KAR LIya Hai kya ?... :) :D

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Interview in a Govt Department under the Handicap Quota. Interviewer: Are you handicapped? . Guy:- Yeah, i lost my testicles in a bomb blast. . Interviewer: Ok, you are selected! Working hours will be from 9am to 5pm. Make sure that you are here at 11am, everyday.. . Puzzled, the guy asks:- Why 11, when the timing is from 9? Interviewer:- Its a govt job. First 2 hours we just sit around scratching our balls. What the fuck will you do??? =))

-- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Prema lo padda vadu sanka naki pothadu Daniki perfect Example . . . . . . . Prema Desam Movie lo Hero ABBAS Ippudu Em Chesthunnado Meeku Cheppakkarledu anukunta Deenamma jeevitham. girls..:P # Engineering # shruthi : ...na result emaindhi.?

shweta : 3 poynay.... shruthi : AYYAAA...:( :( shweta: Naayi 5 poynay... shruthi : "HAMMAYYAAA.." :D :D :D Rajnikant V/s Non-veg Jokes GIRLS STUPIDITY!! ... ... ... ... ... ... They wont even give their phone no. even to a KNOWN person But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR!! ;);) The BACK Benchers A Nurse Fell In Luv With A Doctor But D Nurse Spent Most Of D Time In D Medical Store Y? . . . . . . . . Only D Medical Boy Could Read Doctor's Luv Letter!

~>JoKeS dHaMaAL<~ Breaking News:.. . . . . . . . . .

.. . . . . . . . .. . Facebook will be closed... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Whenever you click the"cross" mark on the top right corner of the screen :D :P

-- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Engineering student completed full syllabus and revised twice before exam.... . . . . . . . . . . . . .

. For more jokes subscribe@ Rs.30/month. Dial *377*562# :D:D:D:D :P -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Exam hall lo examiner chala strict ga unnadu paper emo hard undi cheating kottanisthaledu. 1st bencher lo student chit theesi examiner ki icchadu. Examiner kaam ga velli kurchi lo kurchunnadu legakunda. 2nd bencher student 1st bench vadini :- arey em raasav chit lo ? 1st bencher student annadu SIR, venakala me pant chirigipoyindi.........!!! :P Like & say students Rockz :P :D Me Without U LikE SuN WithOuT ShiNE Ladies/Girl ke sath log kaise baat karte hai Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu ? Dhobi: Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho,Mai Abhi aata hoon .... Xerox Wala:Aage Piche dono Taraf Se Karu, Ya Sirf ek Side Se... Fruit wala : Kele ka size to dekho, dil khush ho jayega..... Bank wala : So so ke du tu chalega ? Auto wala : Aage se nahi jayega, pichese lu ? Paperwala : Kal me neeche se dal ke Gaya tha.. SAMAJHDAR THOKO LIKE :D bewakoof.com Some great sexy sayings"U cannot taste me, until u undress me?" -Banana. "U cannot eat me unless u lick me" - Ice cream. "U cannot play wid me unless u blow me" - Balloon. "U cannot enjoy me unless u suck me" - Lollypop. "U make me wet & put me in ur mouth evryday" - Toothbrush. And the most killer one "U cannot njoy me unless u spread me" - Butter. :$ :D =))

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes

Man: 1 Vodka plz. Bar Man: Rs. 5 sir! Man: What! only Rs. 5? Can i also hav 1 plate kebab plz? Bar man: Rs.7 sir. Man: Wow dat's really cheap!! can i meet d owner? Bar man: No sir, He's busy wid my GF. Man:What 's he doing with ur GF?? Bar man: D same thing dat i'm doing wid his business here :p ;) ~>JoKeS dHaMaAL<~ Since the Rates of PETROL, Is getting high day by day. Now LONG DRIVES Are to be considered; The Most LUXURIOUS GIFT Ever 4 Dates. :p :P

Saale Dost Ko Thanks Bolta hai Boy To Girl Before Exam: Hey All D Best Girl: All Da Best To U Too . But Girl Scored 80% Marks & Boy Failed . . . Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart.. ;-) Biskeet Heights of coolness.......!! . .

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. Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands.. . . First friend: Which paper was it?? Second friend: I guess it was maths...not sure:P . . 1st: (surprisingly): You read the question paper?? 2nd: NO..! I saw a girl sitting besides me using a calculator :P :p

-- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi A student failed law & decided to make a deal with professor Student: sir, do u know everything about law? Prof: yes Student; if you can answer this question,i will accept my final marks, if you can't, you have to give me 'A" professor agreed The boy asked, 'what is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical? The prof thought about it for hours & pondered... But no answer. He had to finally give up as he really did not know. He gave the boy his 'A' The following day, professor asked same Question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands. He asked one student the same question. He answered: sir, you're 65, married to 28 year old, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed his exam & yet you have given him an 'A' It's neither logical nor legal! The professor collapsed! -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi JAMES BOND comits sucide after Watching Rajni's Film. . . WHY.? .. Rajni had empty gun, Villain fired at him; . . He Catches the BULLET puts It in his gun & kills the villain.: :-D:-P Masti time frndz Wife ko gusse mein 2 Thappad maar k kuch waqt baad pyaar se .

Husband bola: Insaan usi ko maarta hai jise wo sab se zyada pyar karta hai . Fir Wife ne Husband ko 3 Thappad, 4 Laate or 12 dande maar kr kaha: . AAp ko kya laga Pyar karna sirf aap ko hi aata hai. . Aap kya samajhte hai mein aap se Saccha pyar Nahi karti...x_x Rajnikant V/s Non-veg Jokes AajKal ke Bachche !! Babli - Teacher Teacher! 'Bus' Male hai ya Female? (Teacher thinks 'such a cute question' Suddenly another kid (Bunty) repliedTeacher, Teacher It's Female. Babli-Why? Bunty-Kyoki Sab Log Uspe Chadte Hain, Idiot. Teacher got tense with answer whereas Babli In Doubt again!Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To Uske Bacche Kyo nahi hote ? Teacher more tense... Bunty again with answerKyoki Sab Us Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer. Teacher sharm se pani pani . But Babli still in doubtMaana Sabhi Peeche Se Chadte Hain, par Driver Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte Hain. Phir Bachche Kyon Nahin Hote? Teacher Ki Saanse band. Bunty's final replyKyon Ki Woh Dono Topi Pehanke Chadte Hain yedi. Teacher Behosh!! :D :D :D

Biskeet Wife trolled .. ;) . . Husband Sitting with His Wife in Restaurant, . . Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love U" . Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ? . Husband: - Its Me, Talking to My Beer, U Shut Up"

-- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi If Mobiles are made in Andhra then SMS Templates will be like.. 1) Arey ekkada sacchav? 2) Nee ayya reply ivvu 3) Arey college bundh aa? 4) Mama canteen lo unna 5) Mama 10rs recharge okati cheipinchu ra 6) Mama vadina library lo 7) Mama oka ammai number unte ivvu ra 8) Oye call cheyyaku mummy pakkane undi 9) Nuv ilantodivi anukoledu Last and most wonderful template . . . . . . . 10) Balance ledu bey nee ayya call chei :p -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi 5 facts about You !! . . . You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You . . . . 1. Ur so lazy u didn't read all the You's, . . 2. U didn't notice i put a Yoo, . . 3. Ur now looking to find out, . . 4. Ur laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo & u have been tricked !! -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Gurthu Pettuko:; Nekanna Thopu Evadu Ledu

Neeku Entha Sepu Nidhra Povalanipiste Anthasepu Nidrapo Evadi Mata Vinodhdhu.!! Manishi Mata Assalu Vinodhdhu.! Nee Target 10am aithe , aim for the 11am., Dhoma Kuttina ., Cheema karichina Levaddhu.. padukunte Dhimma Thirigipovalanthe Gud nyt guyZz.. -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi A Boy Was Going With His GirlFriend . . . Friend Asked : Who Is She....?? . . . . . Boy : My Cousin. . . . The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D :p =D Biskeet If facebook trancelated telangana language... Facebook=mokam vayi Home=kompa Profile=katha kaarkana.. Frnsds=sopathigaallu Massages=mathulabulu Add frnd=sopathivattu Search=devulaadu Wall=goda Info=puttu poorvathralu Photos=bommalu See more stories = inkagonni kathal joodu.. Find more frnds= inka gontha mandhi sopathigaallanu lenkulaadu.. Like=mechuko Comment=matladu(atla okka mata thlagey) Share=panchipettu poke=yelu thoti poduvu.. Wall to wall=goda medhikey goda meedhiki People u may know=gee manusulu neeku gitla yerkenaa? Places=jaagalu

Groups=myallaalu Events=pandugulu Vasu accepted ur frnd reqst write on vasu s wall = nee bathilaaduduku vasu nee sopathivattundu..iga vasu goda meedha rayi.. U r photo was uploaded succesfully=nee bomma bangaramole meedhikekkindhi poo.. Vasu was poked u..re poke?=vasu ninnu yeluthoti podisindu..nu malla podthava..? Vasu added a new photo of u.=vasu neeku oka kotha bommanu thalgavettindu.. -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi A Senior Student During Ragging Says: On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife . . . Junior Students reply: Ok Fine Sir But Im Going To Marry Ur Sister!.. :P :D -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi naughty friend ratri poota saradaga ala saradga romantic ga . . . . . . BF chuudam ani teesukuvelladu . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .

. Commit ayyi velli choosta ardham ayyindhi BF ante Ballaya fights ani :P :D Biskeet A police man asked a thief: Why u went to steal 3 times in the same Store?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Thief Replied: I stole 1 Dress for my Wife& then I had to go Twice to change its Colour & Design. :p :p Rajnikant V/s Non-veg Jokes In 1950 .. Dracula Used To Drink Blood Of VIRGIN Girls .. In 2011/12 .. He Died Of Thirst Masti time frndz Solid Answer :D \m/ Teacher:- Larki aur larke me kya fark hai...?? . . Pappu:- Larki 1saal me ek hi bachche ki maa ban sakti hai. But Larke 1 saal me 365 bachon ke papa ban sakte hai. . Teachar shocks :O Pappu Rocks \m/..:p =D Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes

It was written on an old mans T-shirt: . . . I am not 60 . . . . I am 18 with 42 years of . . . . Experience . . . Thats Attitude . . . . Think Different :) Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Wife saw board outside a shop Monsoon Offer Only for today: Banarsi saree 10/Nylon 8/Cotton 5/Excited Wife to Hsbnd: Give me Rs. 500; I'll buy 50 sarees Hsbnd - Birbal ki ma, istri ki dukan hai VO!!!!X_X =)) Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Girlfriend to Boyfriend: "Agar tumne mujhe dhoond liya to Hum "Sex" karenge." Boyfriend: "Agar nahi dhoond saka toh???" :s Girlfriend: "Aisa mat kahona please...Main Darwaaze ke piche Chupungi!!!" >=) Moral - HORNY Ko Kaun Taal Sakta Hai :p ;)=)) Upender Bushki LKG. Kid To UKG Kid: "Ur Slate is nice dude ." .

. . . U.K.G Kid: dont talk nonsense, This is Samsung galaxy note2..:-D bewakoof.com Americans invented a machine 2 catch thieves.. Test started America: In 30 mins, 50 caught London: In 30 mins, 70 caught Spain: In 30 mins 100 caught India: In 15 min, . . . . . . . . . . . "Machine stolen!" MERA BHARATH MAHAN.... Masti time frndz Height of innocence A littke girl looks at her brother's girlfriend and asks innocently . . . . . . . . "Everyday u come to meet my brother, Don't u have your own brother?" :( :( :D Oye sun aaj bunk pe chalen A secretary got an expensive PEN as birthday gift from his boss. She sent his boss a 'Thank You Note' via e-mail. His wife read the text and filed a divorce.

The message was: "Your penis(pen is) wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra-ordinarily smooth flow & firm strokes. Initially its tip was to be licked to bring it in working order & then it was equally good on both sides. I loved its perfect size & grip. I felt as in heavens use it,I had always a desired it & u fulfilled my wish. At last it is mine and only mine, forever,Thanks a lot :P Moral : Space is an essential part of English writing..!! :D :D Rajnikant V/s Non-veg Jokes . (`v) ..`*..* ....*)..*) (..(.....` High InsultGirl: Meri 1 - 1 Saans Pe 1 - 1 Ladka Marta hai... . . . . . . Boy: To Tum Koi Accha sa Tooth paste Istemaal Q Nahi Karti..?? :P

Biskeet When an unknown girl on your facebook friend list don't talk 2 you what will u do ? Think . . . . . . . its too simple just post on her wall "thank you for last night" The BACK Benchers If you can read this you have a strong mind : TH15 M3554G3

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Must Read Thriller Story!!! The Bus Conductor Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on

the spot. Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also, to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!! The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time?? Try to solve it yourselves. This

is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again. Still couldn't? Then see below......... Think hard C'mon ............. Tired....? Wanna know the answer???? Ok........ here is the Answer............ During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!! Dis Page Vll Entertain U Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl. Father : That's great son. Who is she? Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter. Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later : Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter! Father : That's great son. Who is she? Son : It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter. Father : Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying. Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father! The mother hugs him affectionately and says : My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn't your Father..!! :D

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes A lady visited a bar for the first time, she sat on the table in front of d bartender; A guy at her left ordered, "Jack Daniels, Single" A guy at her right ordered, "Johnny Walker, Single " D bartender looked at d lady, said ,"Nd u?" Lady replied," Pushpa Patel, Married" =))=)) Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes

PatniShadi se pahle aap roz gift dete the , par ab nahi dete, kyu? . . . . . . . . . . Pati: kabhi tumne Machhwaare ko Machhli pakadne ke baad use dana dalte dekha hai kya? :O -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Pelli koduku friend : Entra ninna ne pellilo appaginthal appudu mee attha-mama kante nuvve ekkuva edchavata enduku? . . . . . pelli koduku : kadu ra 20 years barinchina valley antha edistey inka nenu 80years yela bharinchala ani edcha ra Saale Dost Ko Thanks Bolta hai Santa rock again :p . Ek Bus accident hua. A man crying hey bhagwan mera haath toot gaya, . . . . . . . . Santa :- Control urself, us admi ko dekho, wo mar gaya fir bhi chup-chap leta hai....:-D:-D santa rockzz man shockzz :D Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Height of Blackmail: A Beggar sitting on the road with a board that says.,........ . . . . "Give me some Money otherwise I will Vote for Congress again and make you to sit near me" Vadu Icchindi Kadu Naku Vacchindi Rasostha Nenu mellaga elagola padkovadaniki raaledu.. Padkunnollaku Peace lekunda cheyadaniki vaccha..!!

Ilaa Gud nite lu cheppi disturb cheyoddhu... Endukante disturbance lo ekkuvasepu padukunta..!!! Nenu guraka pedte adoola untadani aallu eellu cheppadame kaani naakkuda telidu... I dream in nidra.. not in melakuvaa Sirrrr... padkovadam chetha kaanode melakuvaga untadu sirrrr..... Gurtu pettukooo Neekante somarodu evadu ledikkada neeku enthasepu nidroste antha sepu padkoo evadi maata vinodhu alarm tone asal vinodhu Nee target 10 hours aithe aim for the 11th hour panukuntey picchekki povali... cchal!! :P Gud nite.. Masti time frndz " Boy: Aap ka Mobile No. kya He? . Girl: Shut Up! (1st Drink then Think ) . .. . . . .Boy: Ap Apna Mobile No. De dain, Mujhe Check Karna He 500 Ka recharge Ma Kitna Balnace Aata He! . . . Girl: How Sweet!! Ye lo.. ;-) Lalchii girlzzzzzzz..... Boyz thoko like ......:D :P " Saale Dost Ko Thanks Bolta hai Doctor- Patient ko agar 1 ghante phle le aate to hum ise bacha lete Friend- Saale aadhe ghante phle to accident hua hai, fir 1 ghanta phle kya hospital ghumane Lau. Shahrukh Khan v/s Salman Khan Some Body Asked Santa About His Last Wish... . . . . He Said . . . . . . Before I Die, I want to see MANMOHAN speaking to Salman's wife on Sachin's Retirement party :p -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Long GAP tharvatha Lover ni kalavadaaniki Boy or Girl yelaa velthaaru??!!

Girls.. * Fresh Bath. * * * * * * Trying 2 types of hair styles. Makeup and makeup. Select nice dress in 10. Check and Recheck in Mirror. Again Makeup. Check hand bag.

Boys... . . . . . . . . . . . * Inbox Delete. * Sent item delete. * check draft and Archive. * Call register delete. * Edit name of girls in contacts. Deenamma jeevitham. What is the similarity between Facebook and fridge ?? . . . . . . Pata hota hai ki kuchh bhi nahi hai phir bhi din mein 10 bar khol ke dekhty hain! bewakoof.com Goa AirPort Per Mumbai Ki Flight K Plane Ki Seat No. 52 Per Baithe Passenger k

Saath Khadi Air Hostess K Boyfriend K Ghar K Bed Room K Attach Bathroom K Right Side Wali Window K Saath Wali gali k pehle mod par school ki class 7th k teacher k table k samne wali row k 2nd bench k sath wali bench pe baithe hue student k bag me padi hui hindi ki book k

page number 57 ki line number 10 me likha tha k "kisi ko pareshan karna buri baat hai" Biskeet Teacher: What is the difference between . Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Biskeet raja: replied Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited... -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Men are very kind and women not necessarily so. . . Proof? . . Most of the women don't like to help an unknown man ut all men are always ready to help any unknown woman... xD :P Masti time frndz Modern Insult. . Boy to Girl- I love you and want to marry you .. . . . . . Girl : - Apni shakal dekhi hai0 .

. . . .. . Boy- Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya hoon warna katrina kaif ke paas jaata...:p :D -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi 18+ joke.. ;-) . . .

. . . . . Why Rahul Gandhi is single? He believes in 'The Hand'. xP xD xD

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Rajnikant V/s Non-veg Jokes Once Rajnikanth tried horse riding Without horse . . . . . . Now that is known as GANGNAM STYLE..=D -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Good day is not created by God, not designed by your parents, not prepared by u . . . . . . . . . . . . . Good day is created only by the Britannia biscuit company. TinTin..TinTin :p -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Principal: what u want to becom in future? . . Student: After studyin MBBS, I want to join Police force n gt good job in a good software company nd work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research nd become actor.. .. .. Principal: Hey, Wat's ur name? . . . . Student: Rajnikant!! =)) :Dx ;)

-- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Teacher : Do you know who is Vaasgoda Gaama??? Student : I don't know.... Teacher : First follow the subject...!! Student: Do you know who is Parimala Aunty??? Teacher : I don't know..!! Student: First follow ur Husband..!! :P :P Teacher Shockzzzzz Students Rockzzzzzzzzz..!!! Deenamma jeevitham. Fat man saw an ad: "lose 5kg in a week" in a newsppr. He calls the company & lady says be ready tmrw at 6am. The next morning he opens the door & finds a hot babe with just shoes, undergarments & shirt saying: "u catch me u f*** me!" & the girl starts running. He starts running but doesn'tcatch her. During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn't. However he loses 5 kg. He then asks for the 10kg program. Next morning at 6 he opens the door and sees an even hotter babe in shoes, thong& a shirt saying: "u catch me u f*** me". He loses 10 kg that week. So he thought this program isawesome! Lets try the 25 kg! So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said "R u sure? its really tough". he said "YES!" Next day at 6 he opens the door, he finds a negro gay in just underwear saying.. "If I catch u, I will f*** u.." -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Woman buys new Simcard .............. To surprise husband, She goes 2 the Kitchen n cals her husband Wife : HI DARLING Husband : i will call U later dear. . . . . My wife is in kitchen :P :D

-- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi A girlfrnd msg his engineer boyfriend at 3:37 am . "If u r sleeping send me ur Dreams, If u r crying send me ur Tears, If u r laughing send me ur Smiles" . . . engineer replied-"fluids Mechanics& Thermodynamics books chadhuvutunna em pampali?" :/ No reply from girl..xP Bayapaddadhi pilla :P :D -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi 3 boys proposed a girl . 1st: nenu nikosam chachhipotha. . Girl: adi andaru cheptharu kotha emundi . . 2nd: nenu nikosam chandamama ni nelaki testha. Girl: patha dailouge huh. . 3rd: nenu na facebook id password istha ... . Girl: pagal nenate entha prema ra niki ( kannillathoo ) :P :-D Define a "Kamina" . . . . .. . . A kamina is someone who visits a Medical Store , instead of an ice cream parlour when . .. His Girlfriend says - I love

strawberry flavour....xP ;D Jisko samaj me aya

Sai Theprince Double Insult :P Girl: do u like me ? Boy: No !!! . (girl got sad) Boy: y r u sad? Girl: becoz u dont like me. Boy: u never asked that do u love me. Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :* Boy: No !!! One Day, Little Johnny was in Hospital. He asked the Doctor, "How are these Gloves Made?" The Doctor Explained, "in the Company, there is a Big drum full of Molten Rubber, so, they Make People Dip their hands inside, then the hand is Waved in the Air for a Few seconds to make the Rubber dry.., then The glove is Peeled from the hand.." Johnny: "what about different sizes?" Doctor: "well, the Company have employed very Many people with Different hand sizes..!" Johnny seemed ok with the Doc explanation.. Then after Few Minutes He laughed Really Loud.. Doctor: "Why have You Laughed,?" Johnny, : "I was just thinking of How Condoms are Made..!" I'm a CA Student , So I'm Automatically Cooler Than You Doctor after operation & Student after the exam......... both tell the same answer..... . . . . . . '' we tried our best can't say anything right now '' WaTer LeKa WifE YeDusThuNtE bItcH VoccHi BeeR kAvaLI aNiNdaNtA. Girl: Eroju ma dad manalni bike pina velthundaga chusadu .. Boy: oohh!! emannadu . . . . . . . .

. . . . . Girl: Bas intikella ka bus kosam ichhina dabbulu vapas thiskonnadu .. ma Family baga strict kada :-D -- Eey Oooru NaNa ManadHi Before Love: Boy: em chesthunnaav. Girl: Thintunnaa. Boy: Thini call chey. Girl: Mmm... During Love: Boy: em chesthunnaav. Girl: Thintunnaa. Boy: mari naakuu!! Girl: Dhaa mari. After Love: Boy: em chesthunnaav. Girl: Thintunnaa. Boy: Yeppudu chuudu pandhi thinnattu thintaane untaavaaa?? Girl: Avunu na ishtam..! Rajnikant V/s Non-veg Jokes Papu GF ko kis karne wala tha gf ne use Centre Fresh khila diya . Papu ne apni gf ka RAPE kar dala . . . Bcoz . . . . . CENTERFRESH sirf ZUBAN peLagamLgata h. SAMAAN pe nahi =)) =D =)) . MORAL: ldkion jyada smart mt bna kro kbi mehnga v pdh skta hai :) Ria Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Unknown call on a guys mobile. A girl speaks. Girl: do u have a girlfriend? Man: yes who r u? Girl: your wife jaldi ghar aa kaminey Another unknown call comes

Girl: do you have a girlfriend? Man: no who r you? Girl: your girlfriend you cheat Man: sorry darling i thought u r my wife Girl: teri wife hi hoon aaj tu bas ghar aa ja Love, Laugh & Enjoy A boy wrote on his room's door:"Plz don't enter I'm upset" . . Lover saw it n went away . . Parents saw it n went away . . Frndz came inside wid smilingn said:''kaminey, bahar english mai kuch likha hai be, tune english kab sikhi ?? Chal party de ''Isi Liye to kehtey hain har ek frnd kameena hota hai".:D Saale Dost Ko Thanks Bolta hai The best prank call ever: "Hello,Dominos. .??" . . . "Yes sir,How may I help u...?" . . . . . . . "Bhai Pizza ghar pe kayse banau help karna yaar.." :D:D Love, Laugh & Enjoy Question in exam:- define love and explain in details (16 marks) . MBA students ans-> '' love is life'' (marks 1/2 out of 16) . . Medical student ans-> ''love is pain '' (marks 1/2 out of 16) . . . Engineering students ans:DEFINATION:- A serious disorder of heart due to

relationship between men and women that can cause death of 1 or both depending upon resistance associated..!! . ->TYPES: 1 side & 2 sides . ->AGE: Usually occurs in teenagers but nowadays can be found in any age . ->SYMPTOMS: tension,daydrea- ming,isomnia, phone adiction... . ->DIAGNOSIS BY: diary, photos, mobile . ->TREATMENT: anti-love theorapy by father's shoe or mother's sandal (16/16 marks) . MORAL: dont play wid engineers they can do anythng for 16 marks.. :p CA Rockstars. one day a mba student n a medical student were playing chesS . . MBA: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai. DR.: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda. The joke doesn't end here . . . Phir waha CA STUDENT aata hai. CA STUDENT: Chalo , chess khelate hai. MBA-DR : Nahi, aap to hume aasani se hara doge. CA : Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela. MBA-DR :Phir bhi hum haar jayenge CA: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga. MBA-DR :Haan. Phir thik hai. The joke still doesn't end. . . . Dono obviously haar jate hai aur

CA STUDENT chala jata hai. MBA :Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne. MEDICAL STUDENT :Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume. MBA :Kaise? MEDICAL STUDENT: Saala lefty hi hoga. Upender Bushki Wife:Miku okati chepana Husband:Ok W:Miru Kottoddhu H:Ok W:Nenu Pregnant H:Its Gud news Enduku Kodthanu W:Emo Inter lo Dady ki chepte Kottaru. ;) smile plz Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes How to kill a BOY.. ?? . Just give him a mobile with lots of beautiful Girls mobile number.. . . Then Lock him in a place with "No - N E T W O R K coverage . . . How to kill a GIRL.. ?? . . Give her a beautiful dress, nice jewellerys, costly cosmetics.. Then, lock her in a room without a " - M I R R O R -..:p :O :D :D Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes PotaDadaji Ye Condom Kya Hota Hai? DadajiChal Bhag Mujhe Nahi Pata. PotaMain Janta Tha, pagal Buddhe.? Tujhe Pata Hota To Aaj property Ke 14 Tukde Na hote.X_X

Love, Laugh & Enjoy DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya banega? . JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette, Beer, Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh do, Unme se jo wo uthaega wahibanega. . DAD: Ok. Agle din Beta Aaya. Table dekhi. Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi, Cigarette pi, Beer chhupa li, Aur Books hathmein leke ghar se chala gaya. . DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuchh le liya! . . JYOTISHI: Sir Mubarak Ho!! Aapka beta ENGINEER banega! :p:D I'm a CA Student , So I'm Automatically Cooler Than You Obama:"how poor is india.. ?? . . Anna:"beta tumhara pura desh jitna oil khata hai . . . Utna to shanivaar ko hum SHANI BHAGWAN ko chadha dete hai Baat karta hai....:p :O :D :D \m/ Indians Thoko Like..:p Boys Vs Girls Man - Doctor, I think my wife is deaf! Doctor - How do you know? Man - She never reply to what I ask Doctor - Well, go home and stand about 15 feet from her and say something to her. If she doesn't reply move about 5 feet close and say it again. Keep doing this so that we'll get an idea about the severity of her deafness". [Man goes home and tries the same. He asked "Honey, what's for dinner?" three times and finally he got the answer from his wife when he is away from her 5 feet] Wife - Hell, this is the "THIRD" time I repeat. "It is Biriyani today"

Vadu Icchindi Kadu Naku Vacchindi Rasostha One day a son came home fully drunk. He is afraid of his dad. Manodiki valla daddy ante piccha bhayam. Tagesi vacchadu ani telisthe intlo oka dead body lesthadi ani telsu. He thought " ammo nanna chusthe savagottesthadu. Edokati cheyali " Fast fast ga laptop open chesi nokkadam start chesadu. Inthalo manodi daddy vacchesadu. Daddy: em chesthunnav ra? Son: mail pampishthunna darry flend ki. Daddy: nijam cheppu tagesi vacchav kada? Son: ayyo! No darry! Daddy: . . . . . "Aithe briefcase open chesi evariki mail pamputhunnav ra jaffa??"

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Cute little girl 2 shopkeeper: Jab me badi ho jaungi aap Apne LADKAY Ki shaadi mujse karwaoge ? . Shopkeeper smiling : Haan Beta zarur karwaonga, . . . , . . . . . GIRL - To apni hone wali BAHU ko 1 DAIRYMILK do na..!!!

Height of BAD LUCK: A guy & a girl met last time for there BREAK-UP.. Girls Father caught them..

. . . . Now they are a Married Couple!


Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes Train me baithi Ladki ne platform par khade Ladke se pucha: "Kaun sa station hai ye?? . . . . . Ladka: "I Love You bologi tab hi bataunga.. :D . . Ladki: "Hey Bhagwan! Matlab DELHI aa GAYA". The BACK Benchers 3 Interesting Facts About Microsoft Windows 1. You Can't Create A Folder Named "Con". Try It! 2. Write The Following Text Into Notepad: "Bush Hid The Facts" Save The File And Re-Open And See The Magic 3. Open Microsoft Word And Type =Rand(200, 99) And Press Enter And See The Magic About This 3rd Fact, The Whole Microsoft Team, Even Bill Gate Itself Does Not Know Why This Happened,