FUTTTTTTTTTTTD TAL TTTTTDT TAT AT TTA TAT TTT TTT AA TTT TATA TATA MATTE NTT MM THULE TTT a S H MMT TMT ATT MUTT ors HMMM UHL MMM MAMTA W I NTE R 1 9 Gg i MMU a MAMTA LTT TTT TTT TTT TTT TMT TTT LLL LL OT”, TTL TTT, . TTL MAM 5 TTL TMA, 2 LTH TAL = TTT TATA TTI UTI TMITIITL WMA fof TT I | ‘ TL y TTA WH ni } THIN WIT : TTL WT, ; TATA WALT mat MTL UTA TTT OT : I UMA TL UU , Oh | ial 4 ; TTT WIM MA L/0000TTTEIT WIA é, 4 a TMT \ \ a WML : : csi TTL WIM s “i i TTL a, j | MTL WIT \ MITTIN WIM \ TTL Na MTL MMT ARTI A ||, |\ 1 TTL TH ia TTT THM, : TTT Ta TLL TTA TUTTI Ti AQ TATA | TATA a P TTL WM | Me ; TTL TL | i TTL MM TTL Fee ee ee TIITILTIITTITTILTIILMI TIL LLIIIITEITITITMILTILLETIEL TATA UMA TMT TTT MTA MMMM TMA HMA ATTA TTT TTT ee ee eee ee ee eee eee ieee eee ee eee eee nn a ear Pp aaher shuneae tT EaaTRTAASH #6 WINTER 1991 EDITOR: DAVID R. WYDER ASH is a publication devoted to all forms of expression and is published about four times a year. ASH welcomes your submissions with an open mind. Send us your artwork, comics, clippings, collages, poetry, prose, poesy, essays, short stories, rants, raves, reviews and anything else you can think of that can be reproduced on these pages. Please send sufficient postage if you want your material returned. ASH #6 is available for $1.00 in cash, stamps, trade or bull semen shipped frozen and ready to use. Direct all material and requests for issues to: DAVID R. WYDER/ASH 121 GREGORY AVE., #3-7 PASSAIC, NJ 07055 IN THE ASHTRAY-Look for the Spring Issue in the spring unless Frank Zappa drops by the house again. "Wilding" a story by Ken Wagner is on tap for #7. Back Issues of ASH (except #2) are in stock again for $1.00 per issue. ‘The pilot for Gilligans Island took six days to film and was finished on the day JFK was assassinated, WASH 46 WINT ‘LOTIONARTES, Emily F. Anderson - Las Cruces, New Mexico Wendell B. Anderson ~ Las Cruces, New Mexico John M. Bennett - Columbus, Ohio Les Cammer - Santa Barbara, California Judson Crews - Albuquerque, New Mexico Jules Eironne ~ Ft. Wayne, Indiana Greg Evason ~ Guelph, Ontario Exia - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Philip Hughes - Brookline, Massachusetts Rodney Leighton - Pugwash, Nova Scotia Janes Lindley ~ Bellingham, Washington Randy Mackenzie - Seattle, Washington Errol Miller - Monroe, Louisiana Frederick Moe - Concord, New Hampshire Edward Mycue - San Francisco, California Dan Raridan ~ Dayton, Ohio Harland Ristau - Brown Deer, Wisconsin Steve Sibra - Seattle, Washington Splake - Munising, Michigan Ken Stone - Portlandville, New York Cheryl Townsend - Stow, Ohio Juan E. Wadd ~ Paterson, New Jersey Paul Weinman ~ Albany, New York Sigmund Weiss - Stony Brook, New York Carl "Bob" Wyder - Ulm, Germany ALL rights revert to the above authors at time of publication. ‘BLIND COW PUBLICATIONS 1991‘THE FELLATIO PHENOMENON It was nineteen sixty-nine and like everybody said like w-o-w you know, now's our chance to finally, fi-nn-aa-11-y get to try it because it's 1969! Tt was like PERMISSION, Like MARDI GRAS 80 everybody could get to try it. It had been written on the walls of countless bathroom stalls: of the love rod and the tongue prod. It was like, it was a “trip, man” mostly because of that magic number. Just forget the clubs and the bars Go for it and you're } way to the stars. EDWARD MYCUE LACTATION Like a dog quivering under the bed my lack of sleeping in you ny heavy heaving mattressed me. Underpants trail from the sheets like tongues and I want to get up but your humus thought's too black and I dream in just one eye. Where -were you really? Were you wadded like a tissue in the sink, wet like the panting whimper 1 thought was not me? JOHN M. BENNETT ‘FREUD If 1 could ra write this poem in the shape of a penis STEVE STBRA She had a hell of a time getting it Out, that young heifer. She had bawled three days in heat. Never wanted to Take the bull. I wondered whether that boy had fooled with her--his dong Not long enough, yet, even to do a turkey hen much good, much less Acalf. Okay, poor critter, you finally dropped it. A fine little fellow Two minutes later nuzzling you where you've got what it is he wants JUDSON CREWS