Demons Beware--Theres a New Pope Around

By Elton Camp It seems the demons are howlin and scowlin And their master Satan is angrily growling Pope Francis has now arrived on the scene And woe to evil spirits is what he does mean An exorcism its said that he didnt intend Just to a sick man to act as a special friend But its been reported a devil was inside The prayer of the Pope, he couldnt abide The man then collapsed in his wheelchair Some claim the demon no longer was there When, on the Vatican staff, will he begin Remove from them both evil and sin? Will determination the pope now find To expel demons of the human kind? No, for destruction the church will rate Along with the rest of Babylon the Great

Religion sits a queen, but not for much longer