Dog Worshipers Take Heart

By Elton Camp The Supreme Court decisions here of late Dog lovers must surely think are great Equal rights for all the justices say Soon, for dogs, they may rule that way If a human and a dog want to be wed Thats their right, it might be said Spousal benefits the dog should get Only religious bigots object to it For creatures both great and small, The Constitution protects them all. Mister or Mrs the dog will become Vicious ridicule well protected from If any children should come about WIC and Food Stamps help em out The right to vote also cannot be denied If, for citizenship, the dog has applied Marriage rates are found to rise When the right, the court supplies If such a development you do curse Are some others that much worse? All rise for the honorable judges In agreement, Fido barks and nudges

You may kiss the bride.