223 Just Desserts

THE FAIRLY
ODDPARENTS
“Just Desserts”
(AN 11-MINUTE SCRIPT)
#223
Written by:
Scott Fellows
Story by:
Stefanie Wilder
First Draft: 9.8.03
First Draft REVISE: 9.15.03
Second Draft: 9.23.03
Third Draft: 10.1.03
Final Draft: 10.3.03
Nickelodeon Animation Studio

The Fairly OddParents: “Just Desserts” final draft by Scott Fellows. 10.3.03. 2
C2003 Viacom International Inc.
FADE IN:
INT. TURNER DINING ROOM - NIGHT
ON A SPOT ON THE FLOOR BY THE DINNER TABLE. Suddenly - THWAP!

A big GLOB OF SPINACH hits the floor. COSMO and WANDA - six inches
tall and dressed in HAZMAT SUITS - run in, pick it up with TONGS and
toss it under a rug.
COSMO AND WANDA

Spinach neutralized, Timmy!
DIFFERENT ANGLE - We see TIMMY sitting in front of an EMPTY PLATE,

smiling broadly.
TIMMY
Awesome! And now that I hid - I mean
ate -- all my spinach, I can finally have
dessert!
MOM plops down a PLATE FULL OF CARROTS in front of Timmy.
TIMMY (cont'd)
Hey! What gives? Where's dessert?
MOM
This is dessert! It's carrot cake!
DAD
Without the cake!
TIMMY
Vegetables for dessert? Can I have dinner
at AJ's tomorrow?
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. AJ'S DINING ROOM - NEXT NIGHT
Timmy is sitting with AJ'S FAMILY for dinner.
AJ
Okay, now that my Dad has finished our
meals, it's time for dessert.
TIMMY
Yay, dessert!
AJ's MOM puts a MATH BOOK in front of Timmy.
TIMMY (cont'd)
A math book?
AJ
It's Tuesday! On Tuesday, we multiply
fractions for dessert!
TIMMY
But... But... But... I wanted something
sweet!
AJ'S DAD
Nothing's sweeter than knowledge!
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. DIMMSDALE DUMP - ANOTHER NIGHT
Mark Chang's SHIP sits amidst the trash.
INT. MARK CHANG'S SPACE SHIP - CONTINUOUS
MARK CHANG, in handsome human form, carries a covered SILVER

DESSERT TRAY to the table. Mark's place is a mess.
MARK
Turner! You have finally accepted my
invitation to share in your earthly, nightly
face-filling ritual!
Pzzzzap! Mark presses his TRANSFORMER BUTTON and becomes his

multi-tentacled alien self.
TIMMY
Right! And since you're Yugopatamian, and
everything you do is backwards, you
probably serve dessert first!
MARK
That is correct! Enjoy!
Mark lifts the lid to reveal - HEALTHY VEGGIES!
MARK (cont'd)
A broccoli and brussel sprout sundae! Is
it not broccoli and brussel sprout-a-riffic?
TIMMY
No! It's not! I want sugar! Chocolate!
Stuff that will make my teeth rot on
contact!
MARK
Dude, that stuff will kill me! Besides, on
Yugopatamia, this is desserty tooth-rotting
goodness!
Mark takes a bite, smiles and his teeth instantly rot.
MARK (cont'd)
(toothless) Want some?
MATCH CUT TO:
EXT. TURNER HOUSE - LATER
Timmy sulks on his bed. Wanda and Cosmo float nearby.
TIMMY
I want dessert and I want it all the time!
No carrots, no broccoli... No math books!
Cosmo spits out a MATH BOOK. <PTOOI!>
COSMO
Yeah! I'm knowledge intolerant!
WANDA
But Timmy, eating healthy is what gives
us the energy and brain power to
function properly.
TIMMY
Really? So I'm sure -- chocolate -- the last
thing you'd -- chocolate --want is for me to
wish that there was nothing -- chocolate --
but chocolate! Chocolate.
WANDA
Did you say chocolate? (snaps)7
Make the wish! Make the wish!!!
COSMO
I'm not usually the skeptical one here,
but when Wanda eats a lot of sugar she
tends to...
Wanda poofs a SOUND-PROOF BUBBLE over Cosmo.
WANDA
What Cosmo doesn't know is nobody
gives a hoot about his opinion.
Dessert wish! Make it happen!
TIMMY
I wish for no more breakfast, lunch or
dinner, just - dessert!
Wanda waves her WAND and a SWEET POOF fills the screen.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. TURNER HOUSE - MORNING
The sun rises. It's morning in Dimmsdale.
MOM
Morning, Timmy! Time for dessert!
INT. TURNER KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS
Mom puts a plate in front of Timmy filled with...
MOM
I made your favorite! Scrambled cake
with three strips of chocolate and a
hearty bowl of frosting!
TIMMY
Life is sweet, and so is breakfast!
ON Cosmo and Wanda in the FISHBOWL. They float around a gigantic

ICE CREAM SUNDAE.
COSMO AND WANDA

...lunch and dinner!
Cosmo and Wanda swim through the sundae, eating it all.
INT. SCHOOL CAFETERIA - LATER
Timmy approaches a LUNCH LADY who looks a little like Willy Wonka.
Wanda and Cosmo are MILK CARTONS. She plunks some food down on
Timmy's plate.
LUNCH LADY
There's your lunch. A sandwich.
TIMMY
Yeah! An ice cream sandwich! This is
awesome!
Wanda gobbles it in one bite.
WANDA
(mouth full) I agree!
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TIMMY'S ROOM - LATER
MATCH ON WANDA - Finishing off the cake, licking her fingers

clean...and very jittery. Cosmo, as a dog, "shakes himself dry" and a
whole bunch of math books fly from his fur.
COSMO
Um, Timmy I'm not one to complain--
that's usually Wanda--but when she eats
a lot of sugar she gets...
ON WANDA: She's smiling and shaking wildly....
WANDA
The only thing I get when I eat dessert all
day is a teeny weeny...
Wanda's head trembles like a volcano and finally explodes...
COSMO
Oh no! Sugar rush! Run, Timmy! There's
nothing healthy in her stomach to absorb
the sweets! Run!
Wanda explodes with energy and bounces around the room like a
rubber rocket. Now Timmy starts to shake.
TIMMY
Neat! I'm getting one too.
(to Cosmo)
RUN!!!
Timmy shakes like a volcano, then bounces around with Wanda.
COSMO
Wow! Nobody's listening to me! I feel
like Wanda!
(re: cake)
Ah, well... you know the old saying,
"When in Rome... let them eat cake!"
Cosmo poofs up a CAKE and eats it, then poofs up a BOTTLE OF

CHOCOLATE SYRUP and drinks it, then waits. KAPOW! He starts
bouncing around the room with Timmy and Wanda.
COSMO (cont'd)
Yay!
CUT TO:
NEWS REPORT - NEXT DAY
CHET UBETCHA reports. He's got a lot of energy. Behind him, we see
pictures of the scenes he is describing.
CHET
(talking super fast)
I'm Chet Ubetcha with the morning news
hour. All over Dimmsdale people are
buzzing around with bursts of energy.
The sugar rush hour traffic is moving at
the speed of light. All the sports set world
records and last night I wrote five operas.
That's the news.
STAGE MANAGER (O.S.)

We've still got 55 minutes left.
CHET
And now I'm off to run a marathon!
Chet runs out frame, left.
CUT TO:
EXT. DIMMSDALE ELEMENTARY - SECONDS LATER
BUSES screech to a halt and KIDS zip off them and into the school.
Beat. Chet runs by.
INT. CROCKER'S CLASS - SAME
CROCKER enters the class, hopping with energy.
CROCKER
Okay, let's get started with a test none of
you are prepared for!
Very quickly, Crocker hands out the tests. Kids grab them, write
frantically, then hand them back to Crocker who grades them with
lightening speed and hands them back.
CROCKER (cont'd)
F! F! F! F! F! And now I think I'll run a
marathon! But first: FAIRYGODPARENTS!
FAIRYGODPARENTS! FAIRYGODPARENTS!!!
Crocker crashes out the window and runs away. The bell <rings> and
everybody runs out of the class.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. DIMMSDALE ELEMENTARY - SECONDS LATER
Kids run out of the school and into BUSES, which peel out of the shot.
Beat. Chet and Crocker run past the other way dressed in MARATHON
RACING CLOTHES.
CUT TO:
INT. TIMMY'S ROOM - SECONDS LATER

Timmy enters the room and starts jumping on the bed.
TIMMY
Wow! A whole day of school in just 3
minutes! How sweet is this dessert wish?
COSMO
Again, I'm not one to inject logic into a
situation--that's usually Wanda--but
eventually all this extra sugar energy
wears off.
TIMMY
And then what?
COSMO
I'm not sure. It's something to do with
weight...
CUT TO:
TITLE CARD READS: 28 DAYS LATER
INT. TIMMY'S ROOM - SAME
On Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda. They are HUGE.
TIMMY
Is it eat too many sweets and you get
real heavy?
TIMMY (cont'd)
Are you sure?
DAD
Oh, Timmy!
DAD tries to enter but he can only get his belly in the door.
COSMO
No, that's not it...
DAD
You're gonna miss the bus! Now you roll
down those stairs right now, young man,
before you're late!
AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS
TIMMY
What? No, wait, ahhhhh!!!
Dad rolls Timmy down the stairs. We hear all kinds of <crashing> and
pained Timmy noises. Then Dad rolls down.
ON COSMO AND WANDA - VERY LETHARGIC
COSMO
Um... Shouldn't we go with Timmy in
case he needs something?
WANDA
Oh, okay...
Cosmo and Wanda try to fly but their wings can't lift them off the
ground. They <<GRUNT>> and are way too large to fly.
WANDA (cont'd)
You know, if he needs us he can come
get us.
COSMO
I like the way you think. Have you been
eating books for dessert?
INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY - LATER
SANJAY, ELMER, AJ, CHESTER and other KIDS lethargically roll through
the hallway. It's crammed.
TIMMY
(to himself)
Well, at least we now live in a world
where nobody makes fun of you for being
unfit anymore...
FRANCIS
Hey everybody, it's the fit kid, let's make
fun of him!
Just then Mark Chang arrives, in his still-thin body.
TAD
What did you have for dessert this

morning, Chang? Vegetables? Books?
FRANCIS
Hey! Let's stuff him in the locker because
he'll fit.
Kids stuff Mark in the locker and <laugh> really loud, then stop
because they get really winded and collapse. Behind them, in his
locker, Mark MORPHS to his SQUID FORM, presses a BUTTON on his
belt and materializes a GIGANTIC RAY GUN that powers up with nobody
noticing, except Timmy who gives Mark a "Dude, no!" head shake.
Mark acknowledges it, and before anyone can turn their heads, retracts
the gun and MORPHS back to human form. He walks past Timmy,
<whistling.>
MARK
Non-puny humans, I'm outta here!
TIMMY
Well, at least Francis doesn't have the
energy to bully anyone anymore! This
turned out to be a pretty good wish after
all!
The bell <rings.>
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. CROCKER'S CLASS - LATER
The NOW-LARGE Crocker stands at the head of class.
CROCKER
So a planet's orbit is relative to its size and
distance from the sun. Only a significant
shift in weight in one area of the planet, oh
say the size of Dimmsdale, could unbalance
it and send it wobbling into the sun! Now if
you'll open your desks, you'll find -- MORE
DESSERT!
Kids <cheer>, open their desks and pull out CAKE. VARIOUS SHOTS of
kids stuffing their faces with food.
CLOSE ON the KIDS' STOMACHS. Like The Hulk growing from anger,
they get larger.
CLOSE ON the KIDS' FEET. Suddenly we see they're cracking the floor.
Kids start to sink. They sink deeper.
SNAP WIDE to see the DIMMSDALE sinking into the ground.
SNAP OUT SUPER WIDE to reveal the EARTH wobbling out of its orbit
and moving toward the sun...
BACK TO Dimmsdale Elementary.
TIMMY
On second thought, this turned out to be
a pretty bad wish.
SANJAY
Ahhh! We are hurtling toward the sun for
a molten date with death. Roll! Roll for
your lives!
The Kids roll out of class. It's a bumper pool frenzy.
TIMMY
I've got to get Cosmo and Wanda and
wish everything back to normal!
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. TURNER HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER
Timmy rolls up and into his house. In the sky, the SUN is getting bigger
and bigger.
INT. TURNER HOUSE - SAME
Timmy rolls into the house.
TIMMY
Now just up the stairs and...
Timmy tries to get up one step but can't.
TIMMY (cont'd)
Oh man... I'm so unhealthy, I don't have
the...energy to climb stairs... So I'll just
have to bring them downstairs.
Looking up at the ceiling, he takes three paces to his left, then four
paces right. He jumps up and down once. A CRACK LINE forms from his
feet, up the wall and across the ceiling, forming a circle. Suddenly...
CRACK! Cosmo and Wanda <crash> through the ceiling to the floor.
COSMO AND WANDA

Ahhhh!!!
TIMMY
I wish everyone was back to normal and
that the Earth wasn't going to crash into
the sun!
WANDA
I'm a little winded, Sport. Can you handle
it on your own?
COSMO
Oh, I'll do it! Hang on... My wand's here
somewhere.
Cosmo reaches into his tummy folds to locate his wand but he pulls out
only DESSERTS and a DOG.
COSMO (cont'd)
Not my wand. Not my wand. Hey, there's
that dog I was looking for!
WANDA
I can use my wand! If I just had enough
energy to wave my arm.
Timmy tries to raise Wanda's arm but he can't.
TIMMY
Oh man, you were right. You do need
healthy foods to have the energy to do
things... Like lift your arms!
WANDA
But all the food in the world is dessert!
Cosmo is still pulling items from his gut. A TIGER, a CHAINSAW, a

COWBOY.
COSMO
And nobody eats healthy food for
dessert! Hey, there's that cowboy!
COWBOY
Howdy pardner!
TIMMY
Healthy food for dessert! That's it!
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. DIMMSDALE DUMP - LATER
Mark Chang's ship runs idle. In the sky, the sun gets larger.
INT. MARK CHANG'S SHIP - SAME
Mark, in ALIEN FORM, clicks and trips all kinds of switches in

preparation for a take-off.
MARK
Why would I give you my last can of
spinach cobbler? It's the tastiest of all
Yugopotamian desserts!
TIMMY
So you're saying you won't help me
saved my doomed planet?
MARK
Um, yeah.
SMASH CUT TO:
ON BIG TIMMY - Sitting on top of Mark.
MARK (cont'd)
AAAAGH! STOP!!! EVEN UNDER EARTH'S
LIGHTER GRAVITY, YOU ARE CRUSHING
MY GELATINOUS FORM!
Mark holds up the CANNED SPINACH COBBLER.
TIMMY
Thanks! Can I get a lift to my house?
MARK
Are you mad? I cannot lift you!
DISSOLVE TO:
Crash! Timmy crashes though the roof and lands on Wanda who
<yells> in pain. Through the CEILING HOLE, we can see Mark's ship
retracting a claw that was holding him. Cosmo and the Cowboy are
stunned.
COWBOY
What in tarnation?
With her mouth open, Timmy, like Popeye, pours the spinach cobbler
into Wanda's mouth. Suddenly Wanda's eyes brighten. She stands and
strikes a weightlifter pose.
OUTSIDE the sun is getting closer. TREETOPS ignite. GRASS turns

brown. A DACHSHUND turns into a hot dog.
BACK ON WANDA. She struggles to raise her arm.
WANDA
Quick! Before I run out of energy!
TIMMY
I wish everything was back to normal!
POOF! OUTSIDE the sun pulls back. Trees return to normal. The grass
becomes green and the hot dog becomes a Daschshund again.
SUPER SNAP WIDE. The Earth joins its normal orbit.
SUPER SNAP ZOOM. Dimmsdale rises out of its divot.
INT. DIMMSDALE ELEMENTARY - HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS
Francis holds a large MELVIN and is trying to shove him in the locker, to
no avail.
FRANCIS
Stupid big Melvin won't fit in stupid big
locker!
POOF! They're both back to normal. Francis shoves Melvin in.
FRANCIS (cont'd)
Awright! Everything old is new again!
Francis slams the door shut.

DISSOLVE TO:
Timmy sits on his bed. He's normal-sized again.
TIMMY
Lesson learned. Dessert is great on
occasion but balanced diets are what
keep all of us healthy - and not hurtling
into the sun!
CLOSE ON Cosmo.
COSMO
But these rolls are so convenient, I just
couldn't get rid of them!
PULL WIDE TO REVEAL Cosmo's lower body is still huge.
WANDA (O.S.)
Cosmo, get me out of here!
Cosmo reaches into his roll and pulls out a CAR TIRE.
COSMO
Not Wanda. Not Wanda...
He pulls out an AIRPLANE, an ELEPHANT, a SHERIFF.
COSMO (cont'd)
Hey, here's the cowboy hunting that
other cowboy!
SHERIFF
I'm looking for the varmint called Pecos
Bill!
The first Cowboy dives back into Cosmo's fat. The Sheriff follows!
COSMO
Ohhh... That tickles!
IRIS OUT
END.

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First Draft: 9.8.03

First Draft REVISE: 9.15.03

Second Draft: 9.23.03

Third Draft: 10.1.03

Final Draft: 10.3.03

Nickelodeon Animation Studio

C2003 Viacom International Inc.

INT. TURNER DINING ROOM - NIGHT

ON A SPOT ON THE FLOOR BY THE DINNER TABLE. Suddenly - THWAP!

COSMO AND WANDA

DIFFERENT ANGLE - We see TIMMY sitting in front of an EMPTY PLATE,

MOM plops down a PLATE FULL OF CARROTS in front of Timmy.

INT. AJ'S DINING ROOM - NEXT NIGHT

Timmy is sitting with AJ'S FAMILY for dinner.

AJ's MOM puts a MATH BOOK in front of Timmy.

EXT. DIMMSDALE DUMP - ANOTHER NIGHT

Mark Chang's SHIP sits amidst the trash.

INT. MARK CHANG'S SPACE SHIP - CONTINUOUS

MARK CHANG, in handsome human form, carries a covered SILVER

Pzzzzap! Mark presses his TRANSFORMER BUTTON and becomes his

Mark lifts the lid to reveal - HEALTHY VEGGIES!

Mark takes a bite, smiles and his teeth instantly rot.

MATCH CUT TO:

EXT. TURNER HOUSE - LATER

Timmy sulks on his bed. Wanda and Cosmo float nearby.

Cosmo spits out a MATH BOOK. <PTOOI!>

Wanda poofs a SOUND-PROOF BUBBLE over Cosmo.

EXT. TURNER HOUSE - MORNING

The sun rises. It's morning in Dimmsdale.

INT. TURNER KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS

Mom puts a plate in front of Timmy filled with...

ON Cosmo and Wanda in the FISHBOWL. They float around a gigantic

COSMO AND WANDA

...lunch and dinner!

Cosmo and Wanda swim through the sundae, eating it all.

INT. SCHOOL CAFETERIA - LATER

Wanda gobbles it in one bite.

INT. TIMMY'S ROOM - LATER

MATCH ON WANDA - Finishing off the cake, licking her fingers

ON WANDA: She's smiling and shaking wildly....

Wanda's head trembles like a volcano and finally explodes...

Timmy shakes like a volcano, then bounces around with Wanda.

Cosmo poofs up a CAKE and eats it, then poofs up a BOTTLE OF

NEWS REPORT - NEXT DAY

STAGE MANAGER (O.S.)

Chet runs out frame, left.

EXT. DIMMSDALE ELEMENTARY - SECONDS LATER

INT. CROCKER'S CLASS - SAME

CROCKER enters the class, hopping with energy.

EXT. DIMMSDALE ELEMENTARY - SECONDS LATER

INT. TIMMY'S ROOM - SECONDS LATER

Timmy enters the room and starts jumping on the bed.

TITLE CARD READS: 28 DAYS LATER

INT. TIMMY'S ROOM - SAME

On Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda. They are HUGE.

AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS

ON COSMO AND WANDA - VERY LETHARGIC

INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY - LATER

Just then Mark Chang arrives, in his still-thin body.

What did you have for dessert this

The bell <rings.>

INT. CROCKER'S CLASS - LATER

The NOW-LARGE Crocker stands at the head of class.