252 Presto Change-O

THE FAIRLY
ODDPARENTS
“Presto Change-O”
(AN 11-MINUTE SCRIPT)
#252
Written by:
Kevin Sullivan
Final Draft: 10.04.04
Nickelodeon Animation Studio
C2004 Viacom International Inc.

The Fairly OddParents: “Presto Change-O” final draft 10.04.04 2
INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM. MORNING
Cosmo and Wanda poof out of their bowl as Timmy runs in.
TIMMY
(panicked) Guys! I need a magic device
that will allow me to change bodies with
someone else!
WANDA
Any other specifics you wanna toss out?
Type of device? Color of device? The
word "please?"
SFX: <<FAIRLY ODDPARENTS RING TONE>>
COSMO
I'll get it! It's probably Mama!
He POOFS into the fishbowl.
COSMO
Mama? It's me, Cosmo! Hello?
Cosmo swims into the castle with the phone.
TIMMY
What's with him?
WANDA
Mama Cosma's come down with a nine
hour flu, and we have to go take care of
her. For nine hours.
TIMMY
WHAT? I can't be without my fairies for
nine hours! That's like forever!
WANDA
No, nine hours with Mama Cosma is
forever.
Cosmo poofs back into scene.
COSMO
Mama's not well, so let's hurry and take care

of that super vague wish. One body
swapping joy buzzer coming up!
PRESTO CHANGE-O POOF! Timmy now holds what looks like a JOY
BUZZER in his palm.
TIMMY
Awesome!
WANDA
Timmy, you aren't going to use this
device to cheat, are you?
TIMMY
Of course not! The fact that I'm wishing
for a device that allows me to switch
bodies on the day I have a test I haven't
studied for is merely a coincidence!
WANDA
What?!? You can't do -
Cosmo poofs a gigantic First Aid kit into Wanda's arms. She
<<GROANS>>. Meanwhile, he's holding one tiny thermometer.
WANDA
Timmy, we'll poof back at exactly four
o'clock --
COSMO
And then we'll all do something really fun
and magical together, okay?
(to Wanda)
Now come on! MAMA NEEDS US! Chop
chop!
They poof out. Timmy looks at the buzzer in his hand.
TIMMY
A body-swapping joy buzzer. Thank you,
Mama Cosma!
INT. CLASSROOM. LATER IN THE MORNING.
Crocker is handing out tests. AJ and Timmy are seated.

CROCKER
OK, children. It's time to do further
damage to your once promising futures.
AJ
Not mine! I studied!
Timmy writes his name on his test, then reaches over to AJ and
extends his hand.
TIMMY
And to that, I say... congratulations, AJ old
pal!
They shake hands. PRESTO CHANGE-O POOF! When the dust settles,
Timmy is in AJ's body!
AJ AS TIMMY
I feel different. Why do my teeth feel so
heavy?
TIMMY
It worked. I'm in AJ's body and he's in
mine, taking my test for me! Sweet!
AJ-as-Timmy zips through Timmy's test at lightning speed!
AJ AS TIMMY
Finished!
TIMMY AS AJ
(shaking hands again)
Good job!
PRESTO CHANGE-O POOF! AJ looks down at his own blank test.
AJ
I thought I just did this! AGHHH!!! (beat)
But on the bright side, my teeth feel as
light as a feather!
AJ dives into the test again. Timmy leans back and smiles, blowing on
his joy buzzer like it's a smoking gun.
INT. MAMA COSMA'S HOUSE.
Cosmo and Wanda poof in. Wanda drops all the luggage.
COSMO
Mama! Mama! We're here, Mama!
Mama Cosma floats on the sofa, in her bathrobe, with a hot water
bottle on her head and a thermometer in her mouth.
MAMA COSMO
Yes, I can see that, Cosmo. There's no
need to shout. Not in these... my last
nine hours.
WANDA
So let the insults begin.
MAMA COSMO
Wanda. You look lovely. Pink's such a
good color on you. And the swirl - you
really make it work. Have you lost
weight?
WANDA
(Defensive) What is that supposed to -
Wait, did you just say something nice to
me?
COSMO
Oh no! She's delirious! It's worse than I
thought! (pulls out paddles) CLEAR!!
EXT. PLAYGROUND. LUNCH TIME.
Timmy walks outside and right into the fist of Francis.
FRANCIS
Hey, Turner! Time for your black-and-
blue plate special.
TIMMY
(considers buzzer)
Well, it worked once...Put 'er there,
Francis!
Timmy grabs Francis' hand and PRESTO CHANGE-O POOF! Timmy's

brain is now in Francis' body, and vice versa.
ON FRANCIS-AS-TIMMY - Looking at his puny hands.

FRANCIS AS TIMMY
Huh? Why do I feel so small, and my
teeth feel so big?
ON TIMMY-AS-FRANCIS - Looking at his gigantic hands.
TIMMY AS FRANCIS
Ew. These knuckles are even hairier on
the inside.
POW! BIFF! BAM! Timmy-as-Francis <<LAUGHS>> merrily as he

beats the crap out of himself.
Timmy-as-Francis grabs Francis-as-Timmy's hand. POOF!
TIMMY
Good thing Francis is so dumb the pain
registers slower than in more evolved life
forms...
FRANCIS
Huh? All right, Turner. Time for -
CRAMP! WELT! CRUNCH! Suddenly - every punch, kick and slam

registers. Francis crumples over in a heap.
CLOSE ON TIMMY - examining the joy buzzer.
TIMMY
No wonder they call it a joy buzzer! His
pain is my joy!
He turns - and slams right into Crocker.
CROCKER
What's that? A buzzer that causes joy?
You know I don't allow joy! Or happiness.
I'm not that fond of glee, either. But
especially not joy. Now give me that!
TIMMY
What? NO! THAT'S MINE!
Crocker snatches the buzzer from Timmy. In the process he

inadvertently touches Timmy's hand. PRESTO CHANGE-O POOF! (The
Joy buzzer remains in Crocker's hand - Timmy controls Crocker's body,
and vice versa.)
TIMMY AS CROCKER
(dazed) Huh? Narrow hips, humped back?
Oh no! I'm Crocker!
CROCKER AS TIMMY
Perfect vision, teeth that could chew the
bumper off a van... I've either been turned into
some sort of super beaver or I'm Timmy Turner!
And this must be the work of his FAIRY
GODPARENTS!
TIMMY AS CROCKER
Uh...put 'er there, Timmy?
Timmy-as-Crocker's hand sticks out... holding the joy buzzer.
CROCKER AS TIMMY
Oh no you don't! That buzzer must
trigger some sort of fairy magic! And now
that I look like you I can go to your house
and search it for evidence of FAIRY
GODPARENTS! And there's nothing you...
I mean... I can do about it! HA!
HAHAHA!
He runs O.S. Timmy-as-Crocker follows but runs into Waxelplax.
WAXELPLAX
Crocker! Where are you going?
TIMMY AS CROCKER
Home! To... uh... think about how much I
like you?
Waxelplax's grabs Crocker's ear and drags him into school.
WAXELPLAX
Nonsense! (beat) You can do that in the
Teacher's Lounge!
EXT. PLAYGROUND.
Crocker-as-Timmy sees Waxelplax has stopped Timmy-as-Crocker.
CROCKER AS TIMMY
Ha! Now, off to Turner's hou---
He runs smack into Francis. Francis pounds his fists.
FRANCIS
Turner. I remember a beating. And I
remember you. But I don't remember
beating you. So, better safe than sorry.
He picks Crocker-as-Timmy up.
CROCKER AS TIMMY
Put me down, abnormally large child! I'll
have you suspended for this!
FRANCIS
Suspension? That's a great idea!
SMASH CUT TO:
ON THE FLAGPOLE - A beaten Crocker-as-Timmy hangs by his

underwear from the top of the pole. He <<SIGHS>>.
INT. SCHOOL. HALLWAY
Waxelplax drags a reluctant Timmy-as-Crocker down the hall by his ear.
WAXELPLAX
Oh, Mr. Crocker. You've never sounded
so youthful, energetic, or rational! Why
are you still single?
TIMMY AS CROCKER
(to self) Um... what would Crocker say
right about now... uh... uh...
(freaks out)
FAIRIES!
Timmy dives into Crocker's classroom.
WAXELPLAX
Oh yeah, that's why.
INT. CROCKER'S CLASSROOM - CONTINUOUS
Timmy-as-Crocker finds himself staring at a classroom full of students,

who all stare back. He checks his watch.
TIMMY AS CROCKER
Uh... hi, class full of kids much younger
than me. Today we're going to write a
five word essay on what a jerk I am.
AJ
You mean five hundred word essay, right?
TIMMY
No. Five. And anyone who takes more
than two minutes to write it gets an "F!"
COSMO
How are you feeling, Mama?
MAMA COSMO
Weak. I think a foot massage would help.
She puts her feet up and we see they are hairy and covered with corns.
Flies swarm around them.
COSMO
I'll get Wanda right on that.
Mama Cosma waves her wand and POOF! Cosmo has six hands.
MAMA COSMO
Nonsense. You've got six hands. Wanda
dear, come sit with me. You deserve a
massage too. Poor dear, you work so
hard, floating and everything. Your feet
must be killing you.
WANDA
(to Cosmo) She's so sick, she thinks she
likes me!
COSMO
Should we call a doctor?
WANDA
No! This is a once in a lifetime
opportunity and I'm not going to lose it.
So warm those hands, Frosty. These feet
aren't going to massage themselves!
Wanda sticks her bare feet out. She and Mama <<LAUGH.>>
EXT. PLAYGROUND LATER.
Crocker as Timmy is slowly lowering himself down the flagpole, via the
rope, which is tied to his underwear.
CROCKER AS TIMMY
Wow, that was a super wedgie. The next
time a child comes crying to me about
one of those I'll have a point of reference.
Crocker-as-Timmy lands and resets.
CROCKER AS TIMMY
I still have time to waddle uncomfortably
to Turner's house and discover his FAIRY
GOD-
TOOTIE (V.O.)
Oh Timmy!!! Where are you? I love you!!
A lasso appears in the scene and wraps around him. He's yanked O.S.
CROCKER AS TIMMY
Curse you and your infernal charms,
Timmy Turner!
EXT. HALLWAY.
Class is ending and children pour into the hall.
KID
You're the best teacher ever, Mr. Crocker!
TIMMY AS CROCKER
Don't forget, Monday is "Kick Me Below
The Belt For Extra Credit" day!
Crocker-as-Timmy enters roped, covered in lipstick kisses.
CROCKER AS TIMMY
You!
TIMMY AS CROCKER
You!
SFX: <<BELL>> Crocker as Timmy runs like hell.
CROCKER AS TIMMY
Well, time flies when you're
having...FAIRIES!
TIMMY AS CROCKER
OH NO! I have to get home before
exactly four o'clock or Cosmo and Wanda
will poof in and reveal themselves to
Crocker, thinking he's me!
Mama Cosma's got some color back, but she's still faded.
WANDA
(concluding a story)
And then I said, that's not a tree stump -
WANDA AND MAMA COSMA

That's Cosmo!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
MAMA COSMO
Oh, Wanda, you are such a delight.
WANDA
I am, aren't I? Why not say it again once
I turn on this video camera?
Cosmo POOFS in wearing a HAZMAT suit.
COSMO
(bravely)
Ready for your sponge bath, Mother.
MAMA COSMO
Finally! But first, I think Wanda needs
more tea. Wanda?
WANDA
Don't mind if I do. Chop chop!
EXT. TURNER HOUSE. AFTERNOON.

The Crocker van drives erratically down the street. It's covered with
tree branches, garbage cans, a bike tire...all things Timmy-as-Crocker
hit along the way. He parks the van, then backs it up so it's parked
beneath a NO PARKING/ TOW AWAY ZONE sign. Timmy as Crocker hops
out and <<laughs>>.
He runs to the front door and pulls it open, revealing Mom and Dad.
TIMMY AS CROCKER
Hi Mom and Dad...of Timmy Turner!
DAD
You! Back to try and steal my wife again,
eh? With that sudden youthful glow
about you even I'm almost susceptible to
your hump-backed charms! Almost!!
Dad hurls Timmy-as-Crocker out onto the sidewalk. Crocker-as-Timmy

rushes past him.
CROCKER AS TIMMY
So good to be home. My home. The one
full of FAIRIES!
INT. TURNER HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
DAD
Welcome home, Timmy Turner,
undisputed son of mine! I'll bet you'd like
to go straight up to your room!
CROCKER AS TIMMY
Yes! Yes! Yes!
DAD
Well, you can't, can't, can't!
MOM
You've got a lot of chores to do young
man! And Vicky's here to make sure you
do 'em while your father and I get ready
to go out and have fun!
CROCKER AS TIMMY
Vicky? Who's Vicky?
Vicky enters.
VICKY
Hello, Obvious One and Only Twerp! Look
who I brought for you to play with?
DOIDLE!
She whips out DOIDLE, who GROWLS at Timmy.
CROCKER AS TIMMY
Doidle? What's a doidle?
DAD
Good heavens, son! Doesn't that
hunchbacked dream of a teacher teach
you anything?
EXT. TURNER HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
Timmy-as-Crocker sneaks around the house.
TIMMY AS CROCKER
Five minutes to four! I gotta get upstairs!
He starts to climb the tree leading to his bedroom window. A moment

later we hear a branch <<BREAK>>. Timmy-as-Crocker
<<SCREAMS>> and plunges through scene, landing O.S. on the
ground with a <<GROAN>>. He rubs his butt.
TIMMY AS CROCKER
This was easier when I didn't have a
hump getting caught on the branches.
What did I fall on?
He pulls the joy buzzer out of his back pocket.
TIMMY AS CROCKER
(getting an idea) Hey!
Mama Cosma and Wanda are being served dinner by Cosmo, who's
dressed like a maid. Behind them, a clock. It's almost four.
MAMA COSMA
Did you cook this, Wanda? It smells
delicious!
WANDA
Still sick.
MAMA COSMA
MMMM! And it tastes delicious!
COSMO
Still sick.
PING! It's four o'clock! Mama Cosma's face goes from pale green to...
well, whatever vibrant color she normally is.
MAMA COSMA
But you know what would be really
delicious? Cosmo divorcing you or you
going to prison. Or both!
WANDA
Well that was fun while it lasted. She's
fine. We're gone.
COSMO
Bye Mama!
INT. TURNER HOUSE.
Crocker-as-Timmy enters living room.
CROCKER AS TIMMY
The trash is out, and there are no fairies
in the backyard or kitchen. Can I go look
for fairies in my room now?
DAD
Not until you're done with your
homework.
Crocker-as-Timmy starts working. Dad peers over his shoulder.
DAD
Why are you giving yourself an F
already?
CROCKER AS TIMMY
Sorry. Force of habit.
SFX: <<DOORBELL>> Dad opens it to Crocker-as-Timmy.

DAD
Hey, I thought I told you to -
Timmy-as-Crocker grabs Dad's hand and shakes it. PRESTO CHANGE-

O! Dad grabs the buzzer from Crocker.
TIMMY AS DAD
-- stay outside while I quickly run upstairs
to my son's room!
DAD AS CROCKER
This can only be the work of...LEAD-
FILLED WRITING INSTRUMENTS!
Timmy-as-Dad slams the door, turns around, and runs right into a
dressed up Mom. She pulls him toward the door.
MOM
Time to go have fun with the man I
married, whom I'd know anywhere!
Timmy-as-Dad grabs Mom's hand. PRESTO CHANGE-O!
TIMMY AS MOM
Whoa! I'm retaining water!
MOM AS DAD
Whoa! That's weird. I feel as though I've
given up on my dreams!
Timmy-as-Mom grabs the buzzer from Mom-as-Dad and runs for the
stairs, where he slams into Vicky.
VICKY
Everything's under control, Mrs. Turner.
You go have fun while I fire up the wood
chipper. I mean, turn on the TV.
Timmy-as-Mom grabs Vicky's hand. PRESTO CHANGE-O!
TIMMY AS VICKY
I'm going to need a bath after this one.
VICKY AS MOM
Ahhh! I feel old!
Crocker-as-Timmy runs past Timmy-as-Vicky.

CROCKER AS TIMMY
Last one to the bedroom's a
rotten...FAIRY!
TIMMY AS VICKY
Come back here, Twerp! (beat) That is
kinda fun to say.
Timmy-as-Vicky grabs the buzzer and give chase, but trips over Doidle.
They both land on the buzzer. PRESTO CHANGE-O!
TIMMY AS DOIDLE
Bark! Bark! Bark!
He grabs the buzzer in his mouth and races up the stairs.
INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM. CONTINUOUS
Crocker is searching the room frantically - drawers, closet, under the

bed, etc.
CROCKER AS TIMMY
Dirty socks! Moldy food! Picture of me on
a dartboard...I'll make a note of that for
later...where are the FAIRIES??
Timmy-as-Doidle bursts into the room.
TIMMY AS DOIDLE (V.O.)

I'm going to hate myself for this.
He runs up to Crocker-as-Timmy and starts jumping playfully.
CROCKER AS TIMMY
Ah, I never could resist the unconditional
love of you cute little scamps.
He bends down to pet Doidle and, of course, hits the buzzer. PRESTO
CHANGE-O!
TIMMY AS TIMMY
Buck teeth? Pink hat? The knowledge
I've messed up again? Yes! I'm back!
SFX: <<FANFARE: TRUMPETS, CONFETTI, THE WHOLE NINE YARDS>>

Wanda and Cosmo POOF in.
COSMO
Yes, we're back, your magical fairy
godparents!!!!
Crocker-as-Doidle barks madly. Timmy reveals a steak and tosses it out

the window. Crocker-as-Doidle leaps after it.
CROCKER AS DOIDLE
Curse me and my animal instincts.
We hear him <<CRASH>> O.S. Timmy runs to Cosmo and Wanda.
TIMMY
I know I've got a lot of explaining to do
but just work with me here. I wish
everything was back to normal!
CHANGE-O PRESTO POOF!
TIMMY
Whew! That was close. I am never going
to use magic to cheat on a test again!
WANDA
I'm glad you've learned your lesson,
sport.
TIMMY
I sure have! Nothing good ever comes
from cheating!
CROCKER AS DOIDLE (O.S.)

BARK! BARK BARK! BARK! BARK!
EXT. - TIMMY'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
A furious "Crocker-as-Doidle" barks his head off. Just then... Dr. Snip-O-
Witz walks into scene.
DR. SNIPOWITZ
Wow! You sure have a lot of energy little
guy!
SWOOSH! Snipowitz scoops "Doidle" up in a net.
DR. SNIPOWITZ
I guess we'll have to fix that again!
ON TIMMY, COSMO AND WANDA at the window.
TIMMY
Although, that's pretty good.
DR. SNIPOWITZ (V.O.)

TO THE NEUTER SCOOTER!
CROCKER AS DOIDLE (V.O.)

YIPE!!!!!!!!!
And on that, we IRIS OUT.

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THE FAIRLY

Final Draft: 10.04.04

Nickelodeon Animation Studio

C2004 Viacom International Inc.

INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM. MORNING

SFX: <<FAIRLY ODDPARENTS RING TONE>>

He POOFS into the fishbowl.

Cosmo swims into the castle with the phone.

Cosmo poofs back into scene.

Mama's not well, so let's hurry and take care

They poof out. Timmy looks at the buzzer in his hand.

INT. CLASSROOM. LATER IN THE MORNING.

Crocker is handing out tests. AJ and Timmy are seated.

AJ-as-Timmy zips through Timmy's test at lightning speed!

PRESTO CHANGE-O POOF! AJ looks down at his own blank test.

INT. MAMA COSMA'S HOUSE.

EXT. PLAYGROUND. LUNCH TIME.

Timmy walks outside and right into the fist of Francis.

Timmy grabs Francis' hand and PRESTO CHANGE-O POOF! Timmy's

ON FRANCIS-AS-TIMMY - Looking at his puny hands.

ON TIMMY-AS-FRANCIS - Looking at his gigantic hands.

POW! BIFF! BAM! Timmy-as-Francis <<LAUGHS>> merrily as he

Timmy-as-Francis grabs Francis-as-Timmy's hand. POOF!

CRAMP! WELT! CRUNCH! Suddenly - every punch, kick and slam

CLOSE ON TIMMY - examining the joy buzzer.

He turns - and slams right into Crocker.

Crocker snatches the buzzer from Timmy. In the process he

Timmy-as-Crocker's hand sticks out... holding the joy buzzer.

He runs O.S. Timmy-as-Crocker follows but runs into Waxelplax.

Waxelplax's grabs Crocker's ear and drags him into school.

Crocker-as-Timmy sees Waxelplax has stopped Timmy-as-Crocker.

He runs smack into Francis. Francis pounds his fists.

He picks Crocker-as-Timmy up.

SMASH CUT TO:

ON THE FLAGPOLE - A beaten Crocker-as-Timmy hangs by his

INT. SCHOOL. HALLWAY

Waxelplax drags a reluctant Timmy-as-Crocker down the hall by his ear.

Timmy dives into Crocker's classroom.

INT. CROCKER'S CLASSROOM - CONTINUOUS

Timmy-as-Crocker finds himself staring at a classroom full of students,

INT. MAMA COSMA'S HOUSE.

EXT. PLAYGROUND LATER.

Crocker-as-Timmy lands and resets.

Class is ending and children pour into the hall.

Crocker-as-Timmy enters roped, covered in lipstick kisses.

SFX: <<BELL>> Crocker as Timmy runs like hell.

INT. MAMA COSMA'S HOUSE.

WANDA AND MAMA COSMA

Cosmo POOFS in wearing a HAZMAT suit.

EXT. TURNER HOUSE. AFTERNOON.

Dad hurls Timmy-as-Crocker out onto the sidewalk. Crocker-as-Timmy

INT. TURNER HOUSE - CONTINUOUS

She whips out DOIDLE, who GROWLS at Timmy.

EXT. TURNER HOUSE - CONTINUOUS

Timmy-as-Crocker sneaks around the house.

He starts to climb the tree leading to his bedroom window. A moment

He pulls the joy buzzer out of his back pocket.

INT. MAMA COSMA'S HOUSE.

INT. TURNER HOUSE.

Crocker-as-Timmy enters living room.

Crocker-as-Timmy starts working. Dad peers over his shoulder.

SFX: <<DOORBELL>> Dad opens it to Crocker-as-Timmy.

Timmy-as-Crocker grabs Dad's hand and shakes it. PRESTO CHANGE-

Timmy-as-Dad grabs Mom's hand. PRESTO CHANGE-O!