1.Dear weather.... . . Plz. Behave Yourself Dnt Be So Romantic . . Some People r still single..........

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2. don't worry girl u will find the man who will ruin your lipstick and not your mascara..;)

3.a balanced diet is a chocolate in both hands... 4. though shalt always share thy chocolate(only if u have enough for thyself first). 5. the story of cindrella is the proof that shoes can change your life. 6. frenetic butterflies fluttering around in the stomach 7. she-devil out to draw blood. 8. presence makes me go weak in the knees, knees start buckling. 9. that's the understatement of the year. 10.earth shatteringly, heart twistingly, mind numbingly happy today. 11.soft kitty, warm kitty, ball of furr. happy kitty, sleepy kity, purr ,purr ,purr.....:) 12.momomanically focused. 13.acting like a petulant child whose favourite toy has been taken away. 14.disrespectful baggage 15.the proof of an elegant woman is whats on her feet 16. a girl worth kissing is not easily kissed. 17.a heady je ne sais quoi 18.be the kind of women that when ur feet hit the floor each mrng, d devil says oh god,shes up!!! 19.calling u an animal is an insult to animals. 20.power to vocalise failed me at that moment. 21. I dont give two hoots to wat u thnk f me.

22.one more word and u will b a male wid a severly limited lifespan. 23.Most women prefer beauty over brains because they know most men can see much better than they can think 24.You don't stop having fun because you get old, you get old because you stop having fun 25.make her feel vulnerable and expendable and she unsheathed her claws 26. if u obey all the rules, u miss all the fun 27. if luving fashion is a crime, we plead guilty. 28. Im not some martyr who refuses to see her own value. 29.men go to shopping to buy wat they want,women go to shopping to find out wat they want. 30. The not knowing just eats at you until youre a nervous wreck.