Technology Has Passed Gramps By

By Elton Camp For Gramps to the Electronic Age to relate Developments came several years too late A pocket calculator was the last he used Later developments, to learn, he refused Lately, the old codger has been known To try to work the T with a cell phone A te!t message he never has sent "or any time on a computer spent #et, he heard so much about $nternet Down to a bo! with buttons he sat About the $nternet he began to rave %is wife said, &That's the microwave()