17 Things to do in a bathroom stall

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn t ha!e put my lips on that." ". #heer and clap loudly e!ery time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily $unction noise. %. Say, "&mmm, I !e ne!er seen that color be$ore.' (. )rop a marble and say, "*h #rap++ My glass eye.' ,. Say "-ow, this water sure is cold." .. /runt and strain real loud $or "0 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl $rom a high place and sigh rela1ingly. 2. Say, "3ow how did that get there?" 4. Say, "&ummus. 5eminds me o$ hummus." 10. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than $loaters." 11. Using a small s6uee7e tube, spread peanut butter on a wad o$ toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall o$ your neighbor. 8hen say, "-hoops, could you kick that back o!er here,

please?' 12. Say, "/osh that sure looks like a maggot." 1". Say, ")ang, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. 3ow what am I gonna do?" 1%. 9lay a well known drum cadence o!er and o!er again on your butt cheeks. 1(. :e$ore you unroll toilet paper, consciously lay down your "#ross;)ressers <nonymous" newsletter on the $loor !isible to the ad=acent stall. 1,. >ower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and ad=ust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "9eek;a;boo+" 1.. )rop a );cup bra on the $loor under the stall wall and sing ":orn ?ree"