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110 Stories | Sarah Tuft
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25 Questions for a Jewish Mother Kate Moira Ryan and Judy Gold | BUY
Memoir/Comedy | Full-length 4 females | 1-21 actors possible
Part memoir and part stand-up routine, this hilarious and affecting play breaks down just what makes Jewish mothers so lamentable, laughable, and lovable. Comedienne Judy Gold and playwright Kate Moira Ryan seamlessly weave actual interviews with Jewish mothers across the United States together with memories from Gold's childhood and her own experiences as a Jewish mother in order to create a performance piece that explores it all: from rugelach to rabbis, matzoh to marriage, Ann Landers to Anne Frank, and guilt to G-D.
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Quirky genius Addison Ashe has finally met a man who can keep up with herthe wealthy and charming Jamie Wilcox. But marrying Jamie means wrangling with his disapproving mother, as well as her favorite over-the-top wedding planner, Raul. When Raul is poisoned at the rehearsal dinner, tensions between the clever bride and her mother-in-law to be go from heated to full-on inferno when Mrs. Wilcox points to Addison as the killer. Can Addison solve the case before sashaying down the aisle, or is she in for a honeymoon behind bars?
Melinda MacDonald, Doogin Brown, Jessalyn Kincaid, Jeff Smith, and Charles Fugate in As Long As We Both Shall Live, American Heartland Theatre, Kansas City, Missouri (2012).
The laughs are abundant as Grennan pokes fun at anything and everything from Olathe to Kansas City, religion to the F.B.I. Steve Wilson, Kansas City Examiner
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Martin English, Scott Cordes, and Sean Grennan in Beer for Breakfast, American Heartland Theatre, Kansas City, MO (2012). Photo: Shane Rouse.
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A group of middle-aged buddies reunite for a guys weekend in a snowed-in cabin to eat chili, drink beer, and relive the good old days. Despite divorce, unemployment, and a stroke, spirits are high until Jessie, the wife of absent friend Adrian, shows up in his place. An epic battle of wits and stamina ensues: will the men win their right to an all-out guy fest, or will woman be crowned the stronger sex after all?
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Playwright Sean Grennan writes clever dialogue, and his play delivers some serious laughs. Robert Trussell, Kansas City Star
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It's December 20th, 1970, and Elvis Presley has disappeared. No one, not even his wily manager, "The Colonel", knows of his whereabouts. But the Colonel is all shook up because he has racked up a secret debtand with the King himself missing, the only way to pay it off is to find an Elvis impersonator within 24 hours. Hijinks ensue as the Colonel takes desperate measures to replace a man who is irreplaceable, all while keeping the prying eyes of a nosy reporter at bay and figuring out what happened to the real Elvis.
When Gene breaks his leg after proposing to girlfriend Marisa, he begins to feel some odd changes. It turns out the oyster shell that the doctor left in his leg to assist with his healing is causing him to slowly transition into a femalejust the way an oyster does. Can Gene learn to live his life as a different gender, and will heor shebe able to feel the same for his fiancee? Consider the Oyster is a funny and surprising exploration of gender and our changeable human nature.
"Consider the Oyster is David MacGregor's terrific new comedy... Some smart producers have an off-Broadway 1,000-plus performance hit ahead of them." Theatermania
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"A rare and wonderful accomplishment... This is just plain excellent theatre; great characters, engaging script, generous humor and compelling conflict." Chicago Stage Review
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Jeff Berg and Joseph Lee Gramm in The Lost Boy, Helen Hayes Theatre Company, Nyack, New York (2005).
"An important and entertaining work." Bob Heisler, The Journal News
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Making God Laugh follows one typical American family over the course of thirty years worth of holidays. Starting in 1980, Ruthie and Bills grown childrena priest, an aspiring actress, and a former football starall return home, where we learn of their plans and dreams as they embark on their adult lives. The empty-nester parents contend with their own changes, too, as old family rituals are trotted out and ancient tensions flare up. As time passes, the family discovers that, despite what we may have in mind, we often arrive at unexpected destinations. As Woody Allen once said, If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans...
So lovely and entertaining that you want it to be true. Lynn Felder, Winston-Salem Journal
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Pride@Prejudice, Capital Repertory Theatre, Albany, New York (2012). Photo: Joe Schuyler.
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Watch Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy fall in love all over again this time filtered through the world of the internet. Modern voices interject and build on this classic love story in the form of blog posts, chat room discussions, quotes from film adaptations, and even letters from Ms. Austen herself to create a delightfully postmodern view of 19th century England. Written for five actors to play every role, Pride@Prejudice is a hilarious and moving homage to Jane Austen's most beloved novel, as well our love affair with reading.
Its 1848, and Edgar Allan Poe is just coming off the spectacular success of The Raven. Unfortunately, its only earned him a grand total of nine dollars. So when a wealthy dowager commissions him to write her a poem for the vast sum of one hundred dollars, he leaps at the chance. Only problem: the man who shows up to write the poem isnt Poe, hes Poes mailman, and hes on a quest to woo the dowagers spinster niece. Playing Poe is harder than it looks, though, especially when your mustache keeps falling off, the teenage grand-daughter of the house is lusting after you, and Poes arch-nemesis, Rufus Griswold, just happens to be dropping by to settle old scores. A freewheeling, door-slamming farce with a touch of the macabre.
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Toil and Trouble | Lauren Gunderson
Black Comedy | Full-length 2 males, 1 female | 3 actors possible
Underemployed friends Adam, Matt and Beth are desperate to beat the recession any way they canlike combining forces to take over a small island in South America. But when a fortune cookie tells Matt that he will rule and Beth gets a little too handy with a dagger, plans go awry. This hilarious adaptation of Shakespeares Macbeth pits friend against friend, ambition against fate, and pet-sitting against miniature vicuna mogul-dom.
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truth. At turns hilarious and disturbing, Unbroken Circle explores how family secrets trickle down through the generations, uniquely affecting every individual.
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Ishaq and Zeblyan are the last remaining Jews in Afghanistan. They share the only remaining synagogue that has not been destroyed by the Taliban. They share a mission to repopulate the Jewish community in Kabul. But they also hate each other. Can this Middle Eastern odd couple commit to one incredible act of faith to keep the diaspora alive without killing one other? A modern vaudeville full of schtick, sorrow, and survival.
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When a small acting company eliminates one Musketeer from their production of The Three Musketeers due to budget constraints, the rest of the cast must sally forth bravely with only two. The classic tale of d'Artagnan and his sword-fighting friends is presented by a hilariously self-aware cast of six, with romance, wit, and derring-do to spare. This low-tech, high-comedy adaptation is a witty send-up of Alexandre Dumas' beloved adventure.
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In Galveston, Texas, a family is brought together for the first time in years on the day of its patriarchs funeral. As day turns into night, the devastating impact of the man on his family is revealed in unexpected ways, leaving each family member grappling with the
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37 Postcards | Michael McKeever
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Junior executive Brooke invites her boss and his wife over for dinner in the hopes of securing a promotion. While frantically getting ready, Brooke and her husband discover that the hired help is coincidentally the bosss ex-daughter-in-law. Just when it seems everything that could go wrong has gone wrong, Brookes boss has an unfortunate announcement to makethough not as unfortunate as the candlestick attack, appetizer toss, and general chaos that then ensues...
McKeevers writing illuminates not only insightful wit, but a disarming poignancy that, while poking fun at this dysfunctional family, also reveals a well-thought-out and emotional resonance. George Capewell, Backstage
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The best laid plans go awry when the cast and crew of a Broadway-bound play resort to manipulation, diva-like behavior, and chaotic abandon to get what they want. Fledgling playwright Jerry Przpezniak and his fiancee are a couple of Buffalo greenhorns suddenly swept up in the whirlwind of New Yorks theater scene when Jerrys play is optioned for the big money, ego-driven world of Broadway. Its a young playwrights dream, but the crazy characters and dilemmas they encounter are the things theatrical nightmares are made of.
Act a Lady turned out to be the most smoothly entertaining of the bunch, a goodnatured comedy set in 1927 about the men in a small Midwestern town doing drag for a local play. The script shows an appealing imaginative streak. Gordon Cox, Variety
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Drinking Habits | Tom Smith
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Nan has decided to teach her abusive husband Kyle a lesson. With the help of her friend Simon (acting as her emotionaland actual cheerleader) and a stripper named Sweetheart, she tapes Kyle to a chair and forces him to watch as they reenacts scenes from their painful past. In the piece de resistance, they plan to cover the room in meat and honey so Kyle will be mauled by a bear. Through this night of emotional trials and ridiculous theatrics, Nan and Kyle are both freed from their past in this smart, dark revenge comedy.
...about as delightful a respite as one could hope for. Margaret Raether has brought the old gang back together in Wodehouses fantasy world, where one knows everything will work out, because Jeeves knows best. Chicago Tribune
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Exit is a spirited comedy, able and clever. San Francisco Bay Guardian
Set in 1947 Hollywood, where life is as cheap as a chalk-stripe suit, Bill Robens smart, snappy parody of hard-boiled noir comes complete with jaded gumshoe, a dame in distressand plenty of moid-ah. Philip Brandes, Los Angeles Times
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The Off-Broadway production of Miracle on South Division Street, Penguin Repertory Theatre, Stony Point, New York (2009). Photo: Aaron Pepis.
riod of 20th-century America, the Eisenhower years of the 1950s, the youngest member of the Pazinski family begins to question his Roman Catholic upbringing (Over The Tavern). In the second installment (King o the Moon) the Pazinskis have gathered to honor their late fathers memory, but quickly become entangled in each others problems. Finally, its the end of an era in a working-class Catholic neighborhood, and the Pazinski clan has gathered to say their final goodbyes to their recently-sold childhood home (Last Mass at St. Casimirs).
A hilarious and touching depiction of 1959 Americana. Absolutely enchanting...a little bit of heaven! Richard Christiansen, Chicago Tribune
Best comedy of the year in Connecticut! A great hook that will keep generations laughing. You have to see it to believe it. John Georgette, Jr., Examiner.com
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Follow the Pazinski family through 30 years of love, laughter, and heartache with three separate plays. During that most idealized pe-
OY! is a cry of delight. Pure comedy. Jewish Week (New York City)
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Jory ... has crafted an exceptionally clear, funny and moving version. San Francisco Chronicle
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Dustin Charles, Crystal Rona Peterson, Mark Bader, Morgan Reis and Joshua Murphy in Unnecessary Farce, Cortland Repertory Theatre, Cortland, New York (2009). Photo: David Blatchley Photography.
countant, while in the room next-door, two undercover cops wait to catch the meeting on videotape. But theres some confusion as to whos in which room, whos being videotaped, whos taken the money, whos hired a hit man, and why the accountant keeps taking off her clothes.
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A smash hit! Two hours of non-stop laughter. The plot weaves you through mix-ups and mayhem you wont believe. This is one funny show you dont want to miss! Jim Fordyce, ABC 53 (Michigan)
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Two cops. Three crooks. Eight doors. Go. In a cheap motel room, an embezzling mayor is supposed to meet with his female ac-
Lassigs creative energy shines...the unexpected twists of humor in the plot keep you laughing all the way home. Sue Cwikla, West Fargo Pioneer
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Classics
Agatha Christie's The Mysterious Affair at Styles | BUY David Hansen
Mystery | Full-length 3 males, 2 females | 5-10 actors possible
Summer, 1917. Essex, England. Back from the war, Captain Arthur Hastings convalesces at Styles Court. But when the lady of the house suspiciously dies, the tranquil manor turns treacherous. The cause is murder and the killer could be anyone: her unappealing new husband, her ne'er-do-well son, the blunt female groundskeeper, even the local toxicologist. Enter Hercule Poirot, Belgian refugee and detective extraordinaire, who applies his famous brain to the seemingly unsolvable mystery. A cunning stage adaptation of the novel that launched Agatha Christie's career.
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Betrayal, obsession, and redemption provide the backdrop for this compelling adaptation of Alexandre Dumas' classic novel. While unjustly imprisoned, Edmond Dantes befriends a neighboring inmate who bequeaths him an enormous treasure. Dantes eventually escapes and returns to society disguised as the Count of Monte Cristo with plans to enact his revenge on those who betrayed him. But as Dantes becomes increasingly consumed with his quest for vengeance, he finds himself losing his humanity and any hope of reconciling with the love of his life.
"Charming, funny and smart...a quick-paced gem, and a thrill for any detective aficionado." Marjorie Preston, Sun News (Cleveland)
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"A ripely enjoyable confection! An elaborate madcap comedy that registers high on the mirth meter and reaches especially giddy comic heights!" David Rooney, Variety
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"Skillfully adapted by Eric Simonson of the Steppenwolf Theatre Company in Chicago, this stage version faithfully retains the novel's pivotal moments... This is theatre, which is supposed to awaken our emotion. Here, it goes well." Andy Webster, The New York Times
"The story, as revealed in Chamberlain's deft adaptation, is a warm tale of love, family, and individuality during the American Civil War." Peter Vaughan, Minneapolis Star and Tribune
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Sisters Elinor and Marianne find themselves captivated by two very different men in this lively and dynamic adaptation of Jane Austen's classic novel. Sensible Elinor is charmed by the quiet, bumbling goodness of Edward, while passionate Marianne is swept off of her feet by the dashing and mysterious Willoughby. But when Willoughby's scandalous past and Edward's secret fiancee come to light, the sisters are forced to rely upon themselves and one another to weather their heartacheand learn that when sense and sensibility meet, love can't be far behind.
"This play has something for everyone: slapstick for the younger order, subtle sexy jokes for the older and sophomoric japes for everyone." Maxwell McKee, Sacramento News & Review
Sherlock Holmes and The Case of the Jersey Lily | BUY Katie Forgette
Mystery/Comedy | Full-length 5 males, 2 females | 7-11 actors possible
The wit of Oscar Wilde meets the cunning of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle when Wilde brings his dear friend, Lillie Langtry, to Baker Street. Someone has stolen the highly intimate letters Lillie exchanged with the Prince of Wales, and now she is being blackmailed. Only Holmes can solve the case, going so far as to disguise himself as an early version of Lady Bracknell from Wilde's latest play, The Importance of Being Forthright, while Watson falls head-over-heels for the Jersey Lily and a wicked professor attempts to bring the Crown to its knees.
"Joseph Hanreddy and J. R. Sullivan have created a production that moves smoothly and quickly, without sacrificing the humor and romance that is its essential appeal." Salt Lake City Weekly
"...transforms the stage into a well-oiled machine of actors reaching for noise-making props while portraying a nerve-shattering array of characters in varying states of fear, anxiety, panic and murder." Wendell Brock, The Atlanta JournalConstitution
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Christmas
Beautiful Star: An Appalachian Nativity Book by Preston Lane, music and lyrics by Laurelyn Dossett | BUY
Christmas musical | Full-length 6 males, 5 females, 3 either | 14 actors possible
Join Reverend Ledbetter and the Open Heart Community Fellowship for a down-home nativity celebration in this joyous Appalachian musical revue. Beginning with the story of Adam and Eve, leading up to the birth of Jesus, Beautiful Star is a retelling of the Christmas story that will have you tapping your toes and singing its praises.
Beautiful Star: An Appalachian Nativity, Triad Stage, Greensboro, North Carolina (2009). Photo: VanderVeen Photographers
Another Night Before Christmas Book and lyrics by Sean Grennan, music by Leah Okimoto | BUY
Comedy | Full-length 1 male, 1 female | 2-3 actors possible
Karol, a disillusioned social worker, is trudging home one cold December night when she encounters an old man sitting on a park bench. Mistaking him for homeless, Karol offers the stranger some fooda seemingly innocent gesture, until he turns up in her apartment claiming to be Santa Claus. Thanks to a malfunctioning security system, Karol finds herself trapped with "Mr. Claus" and forced to confront her feelings about Christmas once and for all in this touching musical battle between cynicism and belief.
"...a new Christmas package almost overwhelming in its glory and charm ... an irresistible blend of Bible tales and mountain music, staged by a company of extraordinary talent." Julie York Coppens, The Charlotte Observer
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"...roaringly funny, yet chock-full of thoughtful commentary on the season, people and what Christmas really means." Robert L. McKinney, Special to the Herald Courier
"...will both prick your conscience and send you out smilingjust as Charles Dickens intended." John Chambless, Daily Local News
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"It's a funny, lighthearted show, filled with joyous silliness, mysterious happenings and a warm Christmas glow. Dickens would be pleased." Marie D. Galyean, Boise Weekly
"A Commedia Christmas Carol crackles and amuses with abandon...high-spirited revelry...emotional depth." Jane Horwitz, The Washington Post
The Christmas Carol Rag | BUY By Norman Allen, musical arrangements by Howard Breitbart
Musical Comedy | Full-length 3 males, 6 females | 9-15 actors possible
In a spunky take on the Dickens classic, the story of Scrooge's redemption is set in the exciting, ragtime world of New York, circa 1911. Evelyn Scrooge runs her sweatshop with an iron fist but slowly opens her heart as she is visited by a Yiddish-spouting Ghost of Christmas Past and a gospel-wailing Ghost of Christmas Present. The score, which includes work by Victor Herbert and George M. Cohan, brings the age old Christmas story to life with rousing production numbers set to familiar songs from "Hello, My Baby" to "The Streets of New York." Wildly funny and deeply moving, The Christmas Carol Rag brings a new twist to an old chestnut.
"...a wholly delightful affair with the potential to become a recurring seasonal favorite." Michael Toscano, The Washington Post
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When a baby boy is orphaned in the California Sierras on Christmas Eve, 1850, two curmudgeonly miners agree to raise him. A decade later, the boy's idyllic life is interrupted by the arrival of a meddling aunt, who intends to take him back to Boston for a formal education and a life of success. Inspired by the stories of Bret Harte, The Christmas Foundling is a heartwarming holiday tale, with the love of a child at its center and an unlikely romance as its driving force.
Paul Reisman, Michael Sprouse, Joel David Santner, and Julie Garner in A Commedia Christmas Carol, Faction of Fools Theatre Company, Washington, DC (2012). Masks: Waxing Moon Masks. Photo: Second Glance Photography.
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It's a Wonderful LifeThe Musical Book and lyrics by Keith Ferguson, music by Bruce Greer | BUY
Musical | Full-length 23 males, 17 females, 2 either | 30-50 actors possible
Based on the beloved 1946 film, this musical faithfully follows George Bailey's life from his childhood dreams to his midlife disappointments and beyond, as we all take a journey to discover whether his life has mattered at all. Cinematically scored and theatrically staged, this adaptation breathes musical life into a familiar story, while retaining the warmth, humor, and pathos of the original. A new holiday classic for devotees and newcomers alike.
Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some!) | BUY Michael Carlton, James FitzGerald, and John K. Alvarez
Comedy | Full-length 3 males | 3 actors possible
Instead of performing Charles Dickens' beloved holiday classic for the umpteenth time, three actors decide to perform every Christmas story ever toldplus Christmas traditions from around the world, seasonal icons from ancient times to topical pop-culture, and every carol ever sung. A madcap romp through the holiday season!
"A hilarious send-up of, well, every Christmas story ever told ... This is a highly recommended alternative to cut-and-dry Christmas offerings." NUVO Indianapolis Arts and Entertainment
"One of the best holiday shows around. This is a fresh and inventive way of reconnecting with a classic story of love and redemption. Mary Houlihan, Chicago Sun-Times
Parfumerie | E. P. Dowdall
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A collection of five Christmas-themed short plays from New York City's acclaimed Flea Theater. From a family sitting down to read "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" with unexpected results (Not a Creature Was Stirring), to elves rapping about bloody films (Holiday Movies), to an irreverent take on the story of Jesus' birth (Away in the Manger), these comedies and dramas take on the holiday season like never before.
"What bizarre, damaging holiday rituals must have gone on in her household in childhood, or perhaps last year, to result in Holiday Movies, the giddily incongruous something-or-other that ends the program? It's sort of a play, sort of a dance, sort of music, and it's very funny." Neil Genzlinger, The New York Times
The Very Merry Xmas Carol Holiday Adventure Show | BUY Tim Sawicki, Brian McCann, Justin Jain, Dave Johnson and Bradley Wrenn
Seasonal Comedy | Full-length 1 male, 3 either | 4-18 actors possible
A narrator's retelling of Christmas tales quickly unravels into an action-packed adventure when the Xmas, a malicious force of holiday ruination, sweeps in to destroy all things red and green. Classic holiday characters are the only hope to stop it: reluctant Ebenezer Scrooge, intrepid Frosty the Snowman, and timid Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer among them. This dream team embarks on a journey to restore the Spirit of Christmas to the mysterious Ice Palacebut can they do it before the Xmas demolishes every last candy cane, sugarplum, and shred of Christmas cheer?
"...an admirably snark-free, family-friendly story that's equally amusing to adults..." Wendy Rosenfield, The Philadelphia Inquirer
Twas the Night Before... | BUY Christopher Durang, Elizabeth Swados, Mac Wellman, Len Jenkin and Roger Rosenblatt
Comedy/Drama | Full-length 5 males, 3 females, 6 either | 11-41 actors possible
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Musicals
Austentatious | BUY Matt Board, Jane Caplow, Kate Galvin, Luisa Hinchliff, and Joe Slabe
Musical Comedy | Full-length 3 males, 4 females | 7 actors possible
When the Central Riverdale Amateur Players announce a new adaptation of Pride and Prejudice, stage manager Sam has her hands full with a colorful array of community theatre misfits: a clueless director, an egotistical writer/choreographer/leading lady, a scorned diva, an overlooked veteran, and the town's local druggie. But when Sam begins to fall for the leading man, things really start to get complicated. This hilarious musical follows the group's journey as they unwittingly butcher Jane Austen's beloved classic, from chaotic auditions to climactic pirate battle and tap-off. With a jazzy score and anachronisms galore, Austentatious is terrible theater at its absolute comedic best.
Austentatious offers everything from snickers and chuckles to knee-slapping guffaws. When the troupe finally puts on its version of Pride and Prejudice, it's outrageous slapstick tomfoolery that is greeted with deafening laughter and wild applause." Calgary Sun
Brother Wolf | BUY Book by Preston Lane, music and lyrics by Laurelyn Dossett
Musical Drama | Full-length 4 males, 2 females, 4 either | 6-18 actors possible
Blending folklore, myth, music and mountain religion, Brother Wolf is an Appalachian adventure tale based on the story of Beowulf. High in the mountains of North Carolina, a family is threatened by a demon named Grin Dell. When a preacher named Brother Wolf arrives to lend a hand, the death of the demon sets off a cycle of revenge that can only be stopped by learning to forgive. Featuring evocative bluegrass songs, this skillful musical traces the complex art of storytelling and the fear that divides good and evil.
Brother Wolf, Triad Stage, Greensboro, North Carolina (2007). Photo: VanderVeen Photographers
"Lane's tale is savage and grim yet lightened by transparent storytelling that drives his mythic script and infuses his stylized direction." Perry Tannenbaum, Backstage.com
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Frankenstein, A New Musical Book and lyrics by Jeffrey Jackson, music by Mark Baron, original story adaptation by Gary P. Cohen | BUY
Musical | Full-length 7 males, 4 females, 3 either | 9-35 actors possible
With earnest ballads and soaring ensemble numbers, this compelling new musical brings the suspense and romance of the classic tale to life in a uniquely faithful, yet thoroughly innovative adaptation of Mary Shelley's original novel. In his quest to discover the secret of life, Victor Frankenstein, a brilliant young scientist, creates a human of his own design that turns out to instead be a horrifying beast. This is no "Hollywood monster," but a flesh-and-blood man who, while terrifying in appearance, grows to become articulate, cunning, and thirsting for revenge upon the creator who abandoned him. A tragic love story and exploration of humanity, Frankenstein, A New Musical breathes new life into the world-renowned story of man and creator pitted against one another in epic battle.
World Premiere of A Dog's Life at American Heartland Theatre, Kansas City, Missouri (2007).
The Cherry Sisters Revisited Written by Dan O'Brien, music by Michael Friedman | BUY
Play with music | Full-length 1 male, 5 females | 6 actors possible
How far can you go with ambition, gumption, a good heartand no talent? The Cherry Sisters' dreams of Vaudeville took them from their Iowa barn to Broadway, where their inept acrobatics and tone-deaf caterwauling continually sold out, bringing them fame and a barrage of rotten cabbages. Based on a true story and with music by Michael Friedman, Dan O'Brien's thought-provoking comedy takes a look at the insatiable urge to perform, and the audience's inability to look away.
Married Alive! | BUY Book and lyrics by Sean Grennan, music by Leah Okimoto
Musical Comedy | Full-length 2 males, 2 females | 4-12 actors possible
Erin and Paul have just gotten married and couldn't be more excited. Ron and Diane have been married for years and aren't so excited anymore. Poignant and hilarious by turns, Married Alive! uses a series of vignettes to affectionately explore the adventure of marriage. From honeymooning to "honey-not-tonight," from couples' therapy to Christmas with the in-laws, from first pregnancy to dealing with teenagers, this musical comedy has it all.
"I rarely go back to see a play for a second time, but this one I will watch again." J.S. Holland, Louisville Mojo
"Laugh out loud funny...fun, charming, good writing...the ideal show."Jonathan Abarbanel & Kelly Kleiman, NPR Chicago
A Dog's Life | BUY Book and lyrics by Sean Grennan, music by Leah Okimoto
Musical Comedy | Full-length 3 males, 1 female | 4-7 actors possible
Joel doesn't want a doghe wants his girlfriend back, and she wants a dog. But when she refuses to get back together, Joel becomes the reluctant owner of Jack. Meanwhile, Big Dog wants to be adopted alone, but his only way out includes yippy Little Dog. For both of these pairs, initially hesitant relationships blossom into profound friendships. Blending comic and touching moments, this musical is an uplifting tale of companionship, our time on this earth, and simple, unconditional love.
Pride and Prejudice: A Romantic Musical Book by Jon Jory, music and lyrics by Peter Ekstrom | BUY
Musical Comedy | Full-length 6 males, 8 females | 14-22 actors possible
Jane Austen's timeless love story is given new life in this faithful and fresh musical adaptation. Strong-minded Elizabeth Bennet is not out to find a husband, and the snobbish Mr. Darcy certainly wouldn't be her first choice. But first impressions are not always what they seem, and soon both Elizabeth and Darcy must look beyond their pride to discover their true feelings. When talk of marriage is everywhere and family expectations are high, can these two overcome their prejudices to make a more meaningful connection? A lively score and moving songs add richness and warmth to this classic story of wit and romance.
"Audacious, creative, and surprisingly effective in its ability to draw laughter and a few tears." Robert Trussell, Kansas City Star
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The Spoon River Project, Hallberg Theatre, Cal State Fullerton, Fullerton, CA (2012). Directed by Mark Ramont; Department Head Bruce Goodrich. Lighting Design: AmyAnne Tafolla; Scene Design: David Corigliano; Costume Design: Theona White.
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In this beautifully haunting play based on Edgar Lee Masters' Spoon River Anthology, the former residents of Spoon River examine life and the longing for what might have been. As the citizens reflect on the dreams, secrets, and regrets of their lives, they paint a gritty and honest portrait of the town as all of their pasts are illuminated.
Sympathy Jones dreams of being a super secret agent, but she's stuck as a secretary...until, one day, a confidential file is accidentally left on her desk. When she discovers that the file contains information about a plot to overthrow the government, Sympathy seizes her chance for adventure and fame. But she soon realizes that trying to save the world against impossible odds is not nearly as glamorous as she thought it would be, and she certainly can't do it alone. This delightful, 1960s-era musical is full of humor, self-discovery, and heart-pounding action.
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"Those whose lives could benefit from an hour of beauty, thought and song will find all three, beautifully presented, in The Spoon River Project. It is a truly beautiful experience." Robert Plyler, Jamestown Post Journal
Sympathy Jones: The New Secret Agent Musical | BUY Book by Brooke Pierce, music and lyrics by Masi Asare
Musical comedy | Full-length 5 males, 5 females | 10-30 actors possible
With music and wit to match the infectious energy and sophistication of the real-life luminaries it is based on, The Talk of the Town is about the ballyhooed brilliance of the fabled Algonquin Roundtable. Dorothy Parker, Robert Benchley, Alexander Woollcott, George Kaufman, Marc Connelly, Edna Ferber, and Robert Sherwood are the great literary players gathered in the Rose Room of the Algonquin hotel, sharing in clever banter and reflecting on the lives behind their brilliant famous personas.
"Ginny Redington and Tom Dawes's wellcrafted period-style songs are genuinely clever, and the classic quips briskly deployed throughout, still crackle." The New Yorker
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You Haven't Changed a Bit, and Other Lies | BUY Book and lyrics by Jerry Mayer, music and lyrics by Steve Mayer
Musical comedy | Full-length 3 males, 3 females | 6 actors possible
The adventures of aging are filtered through three married couples who have known each other for over 30 years in this riotous Baby Boomer musical. The husbands, fed up that their gender roles seem to have switched over the years, decide to band together in rebellion and have a proper bachelor party in Las Vegas before the couples renew their vows in a combined ceremony. The wives, however, disapprove of their spouses' antics, standing firm against their husbands until they make some major changes. Will all three couples make it to the altar again? Only time will tell.
"Heartfelt look at three married couples in their 60s and their personal and senior moment-induced tribulations." Los Angeles Times
Jared Bradshaw, Kristen Maloney, and Rob Seitelman in The Talk of the Town, The Peccadillo Theater Company, New York City (2005). Photo: Tom Dawes
Forever Dusty | Coming Soon Kirsten Holly Smith and Jonathan Vankin
Follow the journey of the young Mary O'Brien, a shy Irish schoolgirl who falls in love with American soul music and transforms herself into transatlantic pop icon Dusty Springfield. Featuring classic songs such as "Son of a Preacher Man," "Wishin' and Hopin,'" and "I Just Don't Know What to Do With Myself," this Off-Broadway hit musical takes on both the triumphs and pitfalls that come with Dusty's life of fame, from her resistance to civil injustice to her struggles with substance abuse. A story of perseverance and triumph, Forever Dusty is full of joy, vitality, and insight into the life and career of one of the most influential soul singers of all time.
High Fidelity | Coming Soon Book by David Lindsay-Abaire, lyrics by Amanda Green, music by Tom Kitt, based on the novel by Nick Hornby, and the Touchstone Pictures Film
When Brooklyn record store-owner Rob finds himself unexpectedly dumped, his life takes a music-filled turn toward the introspective. Based on the popular novel by Nick Hornby, High Fidelity follows Rob as he struggles to discover how his relationship went awry, and strives to change his life in order to win back his sweetheart Laura. With memorable characters and a rock-and-roll score, this musical journey explores love, heartbreak, and the power of the perfect soundtrack.
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Comedy for young audiences | One-act 2 males, 2 females | 4-8 actors possible
Ten-year-old Violet is determined to show the world, not to mention the cool kids at school, just how special she is. With the help of her assistant Freddy, she sets out to break a world record, but becomes accidentally extraordinary when she's struck by lightning twiceand gains control over all things electric. Under the name Miss Electricity, Violet zaps her way through circuits, bullies, and tests, but could lose everything when the power goes to her head.
Miss Electricity was colorful and fast-paced, with lots of action. The audienceyoung and oldate it up." San Diego News Network
The Top Job | BUY Robin Moyer Chung and Brian Feinstein
Musical for young audiences | One-act 4 males, 3 females, 4 either | 7-17 actors possible
It's career day at school and everyone's parents have really cool jobs...except for Jenna's. Already shy, Jenna can't bear to tell the other kids that her dad changes light bulbs for a living. But when she goes to work with her dad for a day in New York City, Jenna discovers that he might just have the coolest job of all, and she might just have the confidence to speak up about it. This fantastically funny family-friendly musical shows just how "top" a top job can be!
Miss Electricity, La Jolla Playhouse, La Jolla, California (2009). Photo: JT Macmillan Photography
"Best kids show I've seen in a long timeand I've seen a lot of them with 4 kids." Timeout.com
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Megan and Ben are orphaned siblings alone in the world. She earns pennies as a human statuepainted silverwhile her little brother draws marvelous portraits with only a stubby pencil. One fateful day, his artwork catches the eye of the malicious Mrs. Crawley, who has a scheme to make millions with a magic paintbrush. When she captures Ben and puts him to work, it's up to Megan and their new friend Pierre to help him escape, discovering the value of kindness and bravery along the way. An enchanting story from olden times comes to life in this modern-day fairy tale.
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Ben and the Magic Paintbrush, South Coast Repertory, Costa Mesa, California (2012). Photo: Henry DiRocco.
and they'll do anythingincluding hiring a private eyeto solve the mystery of her disappearance and bring her back.
Miss Nelson is Missing! | BUY Adapted by Jeffrey Hatcher based on the book by Harry Allard and James Marshall
Comedy | Full-length 6 males, 4 females | 10 actors possible
Miss Nelson can't control her crazy classroom because she's just too nice. But when she disappears, her replacement is the hardas-nails, detention-loving, recess-canceling, homework-overloading substitute teacher Viola Swamp! With the Big Test approaching, the kids suddenly realize how much they miss Miss Nelson
"While the story...deals with serious topics, both Philbrick's 2010 Newbery Honor book and Tom Isbell's adaptation leaven the work with lively comedy and thrilling adventure." DCTheatreScene.com
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Peter Pan and Wendy: A Musical Alyn Cardarelli and Steve Goers | BUY
Comedy | Full-length 5 males, 2 females 7-13 actors possible
This panto-style re-imagining of J.M. Barrie's classic book focuses on Wendy's transition from a child to a responsible young ladywith plenty of adventure in between! When Wendy refuses to leave the nursery and sleep downstairs, her mother gives her a mysterious box containing Peter Pan's shadow. Unable to resist, Wendy opens it, Peter arrives, and they're off to Neverland! But even there, Wendy must learn what it means to grow up. Full of enchanting music and beloved characters, this fast-paced adaptation of Barrie's Peter and Wendy is a treat for children of any age.
"A fun family pleaser with comedy and sentimentality that reaches the child in all of us." Katy Walsh, Chicago Theatre Beat
There's an Alligator Under My Bed, A Nightmare in My Closet, and Something in My Attic | BUY Stuart Kenny, James Larson, and Mercer Mayer
Musical | Full-length 3 males, 2 females, 5 either | 6-15 actors possible
When nighttime comes and the lights go out, there always seems to be something lurking in the shadows. This trio of classic Mercer Mayer stories takes a close look at the things that go bump in the nightand finds that they're not all as scary as they first appear. Proving that conquering your fears just takes a little effort (and maybe a little food), this delightful musical adaptation is sure to tickle both the young and the young at heart.
Peter Pan and Wendy, Emerald City Theatre, Chicago, Illinois (2009).
Junie B. Jones: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells | Coming Soon Allison Gregory, based on the book by Barbara Park
Holiday Comedy | Junie B. Jones, first-grader, is super-excited about the upcoming Holiday Sing-Along and Secret Santa gift exchange at her school. Too bad know-it-all, tattletale May keeps ruining all of Junie B.s fun. So when Junie B. draws Mays name for Secret Santa, she comes up with the perfect plan to teach her nemesis a lesson! But will the Christmas spirit of peace and goodwill interfere before she can get revenge? A hilarious and endearing tale based on the best-selling book series by Barbara Park.
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All I Really Need to Know I Learned From Being a Zombie | BUY Jason Pizzarello
Dramedy | One-act 2 males, 2 females, 14 either | 5-45 actors possible
In today's chaotic, challenging world, we often don't know where to turn for help. Little did we know that life's most valuable lessons lie within the undead. Finally, zombies engage us with musings on life, death, and everything in between. They show us that brains aren't everything...you are what you eat...and what doesn't kill you makes you...more alive.
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"It's like Waiting for Godot. But for kids. With zombies." Jaime Lutz, The Brooklyn Paper
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Crazytown, Golden West High School, Visalia, California (2013). Photo: Ron Holman
"Anon(ymous) is [a] stunning retelling of an epic quest." Dominic P. Papatola, St. Paul Pioneer Press
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Two friends discover an incredible online simulator that shows them exactly what their future college roommate experiences will look like. Yet after a few minutes with a raging narcoleptic, a worldclass procrastinator, and a children's party clown, it may be time to seriously consider living alone.
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Peter Pan and Wendy | BUY Adapted by Doug Rand from the novel by J.M. Barrie
Comedy/Adventure | Full-length 6 males, 7 females, 13 either | 16-40 actors possible
Rediscover the loopy fun and the darker corners of J.M. Barrie's original novel with this faithful, fast-moving, and easy-to-stage adaptation. When the carefree and careless Peter Pan flies into the nursery of the Darling home, Wendy follows her instincts for maternity and adventure, bringing her little brothers along to the magical Neverland to take care of the motherless Lost Boys. Soon the Darling children are swept into Peter's deadly battle with Captain Hook and his mostly-fearsome pirate crew. With so much excitement, why ever go home again...?
bank and into the lives of 15 confused teenagers who are asked to help her in her search. What Eva's searching forand who she truly isbecomes a mystery that baffles, divides, and energizes the teens of Deerpoint. Told through journal entries and interactions among the students over the course of a single snow day, Snow Angel is a funny and eerie tale of teen angst, discovery, and the power of believing.
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FRONT PAGE CAPTIONS FROM TOP LEFT: Bryan Pridgen, Mary Lucy Bivins, Eugene Wolf, and Dan Folino in Elvis Has Left the Building, Barter Theatre, Abingdon, Virginia (2011). Photo Courtesy of Barter Theatre. Porcia Bartholomae and Janelle Lutz in Emma, Stolen Shakespeare Guild, Fort Worth, Texas (2012). Photo: Walter Betts. Erin Noel Grennan, Sean Fortunato, Peggy Roeder, Joe Foust, and Neil Friedman in Making God Laugh, Peninsula Players, Fish Creek, Wisconsin (2011). FROM THE INSIDE FRONT COVER: Over the Tavern, Venice Little Theatre, Venice, Florida (2007). FROM THE TABLE OF CONTENTS Suite Surrender, Caldwell Theatre Company (2008).
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