Five Funny Irish Wedding Jokes

1.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish
wake?
One less drunk.
2.

Declan had asked Cormac for the hand of his daughter in
wedlock.
'And can you support a family?' asked Cormac.
'I think so,' replied Declan.
'Well there are 6 of us you know,' answered Cormac.
3.

At the wedding reception, the photographer yelled, 'Would all the
married men, please stand next to the one person who has made
your life worth living.'
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
4.

The hospital's consulting dietician was giving a lecture to several
community nurses from the Dublin area of Leinster.
'The rubbish we put into our stomachs and consume should have
killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is terrible. Fizzy drinks attack your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with msg. Vegetables can be disastrous
because of fertilisers and pesticides and none of us realises the
long-term damage being done by the rotten bacteria in our
drinking water.
However, there is one food that is incredibly dangerous and we
all have, or will, eat it at some time in our lives. Now, is anyone
here able to tell me what food it is that causes the most grief
and suffering for years after eating it?'
A 65-year-old married Irish nursing sister sitting in the front row
stood up and said, 'Wedding cake.'
5.

After a lengthy quarrel, Mrs O'Toole said to her husband,
Seamus, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.'
Seamus replied quickly, 'Yes, *muirnn, but I was in love and
didn't notice it.'
*beloved, sweetheart.
Irish Wedding Blessing