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This is a contiact enteieu into by }oyce Neng (heieinaftei iefeiieu to as the "piincess") anu
Yun Li (heieinaftei iefeiieu to as the "faimei") on Septembei 16
th
, 2u1S.

1. Faimei heieby agiees to make piincess happy at all times. If piincess is upset foi
whatevei ieason, faimei neeus to give piincess his full attention anu comfoit.
2. Faimei heieby agiees to nevei get angiy with piincess foi hei tiivial mistakes even
if she piomiseu to avoiu.
S. Faimei heieby agiees to nevei ciiticize piincess foi hei mistakes anu be always
willing to foigive anu unueistanu given a ieason that makes sense to piincess.
4. Faimei heieby agiees to ensuie piincess' basic neeus (hungei, thiist, physical
uiives, bouily tempeiatuie, foou ciavings) aie met immeuiately once it ueviates
fiom the equilibiium.
S. Faimei heieby agiees to piotect piincess fiom all haims, incluuing but not limiteu
to:
a. All insects
b. Scaiy animals
c. Life thieatening plants
u. Weapons
e. Beauly bacteiia anu viiuses
f. Bangeious homo sapiens (that haims piincess both physically anu mentally).
6. Faimei heieby agiees to always apologize foi making piincess angiy anu is willing
to ieceive uiffeient foims of punishments that aie not life thieatening.

Applicable Law:
This contiact shall be goveineu by the laws of the County of $233242556 in the State of
"678952: ;< !=2>:6?? %;@5ABC78? anu any applicable Feueial law.

Signatuies:
In witness of theii agieement to the teims above, the paities oi theii authoiizeu agents
heieby affix theii signatuies:

____________________________________ _________________________________
(Piinteu Name of Piincess) (Piinteu Name of Faimei)

____________________________________ _________________________________
(Signatuie of Piincess) (Bate) (Signatuie of Faimei) (Bate)
Yunzhou Li
Digitally signed by Yunzhou Li
DN: cn=Yunzhou Li, c=US,
email=yl3vw@virginia.edu
Reason: I agree to the terms defined
by the placement of my signature on
this document
Date: 2013.09.16 10:14:23 -04'00'
Yunzhou Li
Digitally signed by Yunzhou Li
DN: cn=Yunzhou Li, c=US,
email=yl3vw@virginia.edu
Reason: I have reviewed this document
Date: 2013.09.16 10:19:20 -04'00'