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Hayes and Sean have a rough day doing special jobs for Agata. The whole gang are looking for children to bring to "Bring your child to work" day. Greggy brings a child to work.
Hayes and Sean have a rough day doing special jobs for Agata. The whole gang are looking for children to bring to "Bring your child to work" day. Greggy brings a child to work.
Hayes and Sean have a rough day doing special jobs for Agata. The whole gang are looking for children to bring to "Bring your child to work" day. Greggy brings a child to work.
THERE IS A BANNER READING "BRING YOUR CHILD TO WORK DAY" PROMINENTLY DISPLAYED. THE ENTIRE CAST, INCLUDING EVERYONE NOT MENTIONED BY NAME SO NO ONE CAN GET MAD (BUT EXCLUDING GREGGY) ARE MILLING AROUND THE PRODUCE SECTION. AGATA RUSHES IN. AGATA Sean Ha!e" In #! $%%&'e, n$( T)e *e"+ $% !$,, (a-a+a #en+&$n" e.e*! /e*"$n 0! na#e (&+)$,+ 1ea.&n- an!$ne $,+) -e+ "$#e GD 2&3" &n )e*e T)&" &" 0*&n- !$,* ')&13 +$ ($*2 3a!, 3$n4+ !$, )a.e an! 2&3"5 HAYES LOOKS AT SEAN AND GULPS. SEAN SHRUGS, HE4S CALM AS A CANTALOUPE. SEAN AND HAYES ENTER AGATA4S O66ICE. AGATA (CONT4D) O2 0$!", 0*&n- !$,* ')&13 +$ ($*2 3a! &" .e*! &#/$*+an+ +$ +)e $(ne*. M* An')$*#an &n"&"+" +)a+ (e %&11 +)e "+$*e (&+) +)e /&++e* /a++e* $% 1&++1e %ee+, 0,+ n$+ +$$ 1&++1e 0e'a,"e 0a0! )ea3" '*ee/ )&# $,+. HAYES S$ !$, (an+ ," +$ +a2e ')a*-e $n 2&3 *,"+1&n- +)en, 0$""5 SEAN I 2n$( "$#e -&*1" a+ +)e )&-) "')$$1, I '$,13 -e+ 1&2e 778 &n )e*e n$ /*$01e#. AGATA A*e !$, '*a9!5 I )a.e (AGATA #en+&$n" e.e*!$ne 0,+ G*e--! 0! na#e) ($*2&n- $n +)a+ a1*ea3!. N$, I )a.e "/e'&a1 :$0" %$* !$, 0$!". Ha!e", !$,4*e -$&n- +$ )e1/ #e (&+) #! 0$$22ee/&n-, an3 Sean5 SEAN Ye" 0$""5 DURING THIS DIALOGUE, SEAN HAS PICKED UP A MAGA;INE 6ROM AGATA4S DESK AND HAS BEEN LEA6ING THROUGH IT. AGATA GETS A TERRIBLE, EVIL GLEAM IN HER EYE. AGATA We :,"+ *e'e&.e3 a -&an+ $n&$n ")&/#en+. Y$, (&11 0e "+a'2&n- +)e# &n /*$3,'e. SEAN W)<()<WHAT55 SEAN THROWS THE MAGA;INE IN THE AIR IN AN EXCEEDINGLY WACKY 6ASHION. AGATA A11 *&-)+, +)a+4" en$,-) $,+ $% !$,, -e+ +$ ($*2. Ha!e", -$ -e+ #e +)e 0$$2" %*$# +)e S'$++ An')$*#an W)a+ U/ W)a+ U/ Me#$*&a1 B*$$# C1$"e+. Sean, -e+ "+a'2&n-.
AGATA TAKES OUT A NAIL 6ILE AND 6ILES HER NAILS EVILLY. SEAN AND HAYES EXIT THE O66ICE. SEAN I 3$n4+ 2n$( &% I 'an 3$ +)&", Ha!e" Y$, 2n$( )$( "en"&+&.e I a# +$ $n&$n". Le+4" +*a3e :$0", $2 0,33!5 HAYES C$#e $n Sean, !$, 2n$( !$, 'an4+ '$,n+. Be"&3e", &+4" n$+ 1&2e !$, )a.e +$ ',+ +)e $n&$n", :,"+ "+a'2 +)e# ,/. SEAN A((((, Ha!e" THE BOYS SPLIT UP. INT. MEAT SECTION BACK IN THE MEAT SECTION, THE ENTIRE GANG WHO I HAVE NOT MENTIONED BY NAME BUT THEY ARE DE6INITELY ALL THERE ARE HAVING A DISCUSSION. CHANSON C$#e $n a"")$1e", ()e*e a*e (e -$&n- +$ %&n3 ')&13*en5 I ($,13 ne.e* "+$$/ "$ 1$( a" +$ a""$'&a+e #!"e1% (&+) a ')&13. PAT SMEAR Ma!0e Sean 'an %&n3 ," "$#e5 He )an-" $,+ (&+) )&-) "')$$1 -&*1" a 1$+. =E66REYPARTIES H&-) "')$$1 -&*1"5 N$ (a!, I (&11 n$+ 0e a PARTY +$ +)&". THE AUDIENCE GOES WILD. =E66REYPARTIES DOES > BACK6LIPS ACROSS THE STAGE AND EXITS THE SCENE, AND THE ENTIRE EPISODE, EVEN I6 I SAY EVERYONE IS THERE. TOBY KEITH SWEAT T)$"e 0a'2%1&/"5 T)e! (e*e +e**&01e. Ha)a na) :,"+ 2&33&n-, +)e! (e*e '$$1. SPENNY AND THE =ETS POINTEDLY LOOKS O66STAGE. SPENNY AND THE =ETS We11, (e )a.e $ne 2&3 a+ 1ea"+, )e*e '$#e" G*e--!. SHOWSHOWBRO S),+ ,/ %*$"), G*e--! &"n4+ a 2&3. L$$2" 1&2e )e )a" $ne (&+) )&# +)$,-). SPENNY AND THE =ETS T)a+4" ()a+ I #ean+... GREGGY ENTERS THE SCENE 6OLLOWED BY A SMALL CHILD ON A SKATEBOARD. GREGGY AND CHILD, IN UNI ()a+ ,/ ()a+ ,/ INT. PRODUCE SECTION SMASH CUT TO SEAN STACKING ONIONS AND SOBBING DRAMATICALLY. 6RE=A ENTERS THE SCENE AND PUTS HER HAND ON SEAN4S ARM SOOTHINGLY. 6RE=A W)a+4" (*$n-, Sean!<(ann!5 SEAN N$+)&n-, 6*e:a. Y$, 2n$( )$( $n&$n" #a2e /e$/1e '*!, *&-)+5 6RE=A N$, '*!&n- %*$# $n&$n" &"n4+ "$#e+)&n- /e$/1e 3$ &n Be1-&,# $* S(&+9e*1an3 $* ()e*e.e* &+ &" I4# %*$#. T)e*e (e ea+ $n&$n" 1&2e a//1e" an3 3*e"" &n 01a'2%a'e %$* C)*&"+#a" 'e1e0*a+&$n". SEAN C,1+,*a1 3&%%e*en'e" 'an 0e %,nn!. I4# -1a3 (e )an31e +)e# "$ (e11 )e*e a+ +)e -*$'e*! "+$*e. 6RE=A NODS. SEAN PUTS HIS HAND ON 6RE=A4S. THE AUDIENCE WOOS LIKE CRA;Y. SEAN (CONT4D) T)an2" %$* 0e&n- )e*e %$* #e, 6*e:a, e.en +)$,-) I a# n$+ '*!&n- 0e'a,"e $% e#$+&$n". 6RE=A =ERKS HER HAND AWAY 6ROM SEAN. 6RE=A W)$a, (a+') &+ I )a.e a 0$!%*&en3 Y$,4*e 1,'2! I 3$n4+ *e/$*+ !$, %$* "e?,a1 )a*a""#en+ 6RE=A TURNS AWAY @UICKLY, ARMS 6LAILING AS SHE TURNS. HER HAND KNOCKS ONE O6 THE BOTTOM ONIONS LOOSE, CAUSING THE DISPLAY TO 6ALL TO THE 6LOOR. SEAN CRIES HARDER THAN EVER. WHEN THE ONIONS 6ALL, THEY REVEAL THAT TIM TREESE WAS UNDER THE PILE THE WHOLE TIME. TIM TREESE W$(, -&*1" 'an 0e *ea11! $n&$n&n-, ()&') &" ($*3/1a! +)a+ I a# ,"&n- +$ #ean "ann$!&n-". SEAN S),+ +)e %,'2 ,/, T&#. Ha")+a- Ye" A11 W$#en. ONE LAST ONION 6ALLS 6ROM THE TOP O6 THE PILE AND HITS TIM TREESE ON THE HEAD. THE AUDIENCE BUSS THEY WHOLE SHIT UP. INT. PRODUCE SECTION EVERYONE IS GATHERED IN THE PRODUCE SECTION 6OR THE EPISODE END WRAP<UP, EXCEPT 6OR =E66REYPARTIES BUT I ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT SO YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT IMMEDIATELY. AGATA AND HAYES ARE HOLDING A GIANT BOOK BETWEEN THEM. AGATA We %&na11! -$+ +)e 0$$22ee/&n- 3$ne. BRUCE REID ROBINSON II O), !$, a33e3 ,/ a11 +)e "a1e" +)e -*$'e*! "+$*e )a" #a3e5 D$e" +)a+ #ean (e4*e -e++&n- /a&35 CG DOLLAR SIGNS POP UP OVER BRUCE REID ROBINSON II4S EYES AND A "CHA<CHING" SOUND PLAYS. AGATA N$, 3,##!, (e "+&11 )a.e ne.e* )a3 a ',"+$#e* &n +)&" "+$*e, "$ +)e*e a*e n$ "a1e" +$ a33 ,/. =ACOB C T)en ()! 3&3 !$, nee3 +$ 3$ +)e 0$$2"5 AGATA N$+ RECORD 0$$2", SCRAP 0$$2" AGATA AND HAYES OPEN THE GIANT BOOK, TO REVEAL BLACK PAGES WITH GREY WRITING. HAYES See, (e /*&n+e3 ,/ a11 +)e %$*,# /$"+" %$* +)e (ee2 an3 /a"+e3 +)e# &n +$ +)&" 0$$2. AGATA We '$,13 )a.e -$++en &+ 3$ne #,') A,&'2e* &% Ha!e" )a3n4+ 2e/+ ea+&n- +)e /a"+e. HAYES A&n4+ I a "+&n2e*5 HAYES LOOKS DIRECTLY IN TO THE CAMERA AND SMIRKS. AGATA B! +)e (a! Sean, I a""&-ne3 !$, $n&$n" +$ 0e e.&1 an3 #ean, 0,+ !$, a'+,a11! 3&3 a -*ea+ :$0. THE CAMERA PANS OVER TO SHOW A GIGANTIC TOWER O6 ONIONS. SEAN T)an2" 0$"", I '$,13n4+ )a.e 3$ne &+ (&+)$,+ 6*e:a4" e#$+&$na1 ",//$*+, $* T&# T*ee"e4" a(%,1 $n&$n /,n. AGATA Wa&+ a "e'$n3 +)$,-), ()e*e a*e a11 +)e 2&3"5 I +$13 (A-a+a #en+&$n" e.e*!$ne 0! na#e, e?'e/+ =e%%*e!Pa*+&e" 0,+ '$#e $n I -a.e !$, $ne +)&n- +$ *e#e#0e* an3 !$, a1*ea3! %$*-$+5 -e+ (&+) &+ !$, %1a2e) +$ -e+ "$#e 2&3" &n )e*e %$* B*&n- Y$,* C)&13 T$ W$*2 Da! BURDRUL; D$n4+ ($**! M" A-a+a, G*e--! 0*$,-)+ )&" "$n +$ ($*2 +$3a!. THE CHILD GREGGY BROUGHT ;OOMS BACK AND 6ORTH ACROSS THE STAGE ON HIS SKATEBOARD. GREGGY $ 1$1 n$ +)a+" n$+ #! "$n, & ($,13 ne.e* 0*&n- #! %a#&1! )e*e, +)a+" #! %*&en3 "2&9e1$ SKI;ELO ONION<OLLEY SKI;ELO DOES A SICK SKATEBOARD TRICK AND TOTALLY =UMPS OVER THE ONION PILE, BUT HIS SKATEBOARD HITS THE PILE ON ITS WAY DOWN AND THE WHOLE THING GOES TUMBLING. =UST THEN MR ACHORMAN ENTERS THE SCENE. MR ANCHORMAN AGATA EVERYONE SOBS REALLY HARD LIKE SEAN WAS WITH THE ONIONS EARLIER. EXCEPT =E66REYPARTIES. HE ISN4T THERE. END CREDITS.