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posted in Adult SMS

What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

posted in Adult SMS, Misleading SMS

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

posted in Adult SMS

Full Time Masti … Non stop fun

6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
.
LG KG 195

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Misleading SMS

It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :

“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS

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My wishes for you in year 2009

New Year begins

New is d year, new r d hopes & d aspirations

Value friends more than life

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,

Happy New Year 2009

4 last year’s words belong 2 last year’s language

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