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There was this robbery in Guangzhou , the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't

move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".

Everyone in the bank laid down uietly.
This is !alled ""ind #hanging #on!e$t %%& #hanging the !onventional way of
'ne lady lay on the table $rovo!atively, the robber shouted at her "(lease be
!ivilised) This is a robbery and not a ra$e)"
This is !alled "*eing (rofessional %%& +o!us only on what you are trained to do)"
,hen the robbers got ba!k, the younger robber -"*A trained. told the older robber
-who is only $rimary s!hool edu!ated., "*ig bro, let's !ount how mu!h we got", the
older robber rebutted and said, "/ou very stu$id, so mu!h money, how to !ount,
tonight T0 will tell us how mu!h we robbed from the bank)"
This is !alled "E1$erien!e %%& nowadays e1$erien!e is more im$ortant than $a$er
After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank su$ervisor to !all the $oli!e
ui!kly. The su$ervisor says ",ait, wait wait, let's $ut the 3 million 4"* we
embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".
This is !alled "5wim with the tide %%& !onverting an unfavorable situation to your
The su$ervisor says "6t will be good if there is a robbery every month".
This is !alled "7illing *oredom %%& 8a$$iness is most im$ortant."
The ne1t day, T0 news re$orted that 9:: million 4"* was taken from the bank. The
robbers !ounted and !ounted and !ounted, but they !ould only !ount ;: million
4"*. The robbers were very angry and !om$lained ",e risked our lives and only
took ;: million 4"*, the bank manager took <: million 4"* with a sna$ of his
2ngers. 6t looks like it is better to be edu!ated to be a thief)"
This is !alled "7nowledge is worth as mu!h as gold )"
The bank manager was smiling and ha$$y be!ause his loss in the #6='(E# shares
are now !overed by this robbery.
This is !alled "5eizing the o$$ortunity %%& daring to take risks)"