A) Whats Blue and white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

B) Why is waking up at 4am like a pigs tail?
Because its twirly!
C) What do you call a dead blonde in a wardrobe?
Last years hide and go seek winner.
D) What did the chicken say to the goose?
Dont cross the road mate. You wont hear the end of it.
E) Gay guy comes home after a long day at work and sees his boyfriend standing in front
of the heater. . .
"What are you doing? he asks.
His partner replies, "just warming up your dinner "
F) What did the Maori cat say to the other Maori cat?
It's Me-ow!!
G) Why did they invent white chocolate?
So the maori kids can have a dirty face too!
H) Why did everybody come to my garage sale?
To get there stuff back