Dear Mr.

President,
I amwriting to you today as a concerned citizen of Kenya and a bonafide resident of Migori
Town. It has come to my attention that you recently visited my county and outlawed Mosquitoe
Biting. As a citizen who loves peaceful co-existence within the boundaries of our land and as the
head of Migori Mosquito People, I must ask you to reconsider this proposed law and recall your
dirty nets.
You have stated in press conferences that you believe Peaceful co-existence is inherently safe for
the development of Kenya. This is true. There are many responsible Mosquitoes in this County,
especially those of us who live and feed through means well architected by God, who wear
helmets and treat humans and other beings with respect and love.
You have also stated that you believe Mosquitoes are often involved in disease spreading
cultures. This is untrue. Biting is a sport, and like all sports, interests many different kinds of
people and as far as we are concerned no formal complaint has been brought to my office for
adjudication nor has any resident and dear neighbors from within Migori approached the office
of the governor for the same.
As your basic points of argument are incorrect and not genuine, I believe your desire to outlaw
Mosquito biting is likewise logically misguided. Please reconsider your bias against Mosquitoes
and withdraw these nets from consideration by our people. If you require any further clarification
on this issue, please call me at @ershards. I would be happy to discuss Mosquito Biting with you
at your convenience.
Thank you very much for your time.
Sincerely,
Migori Mosquito People Chairman
Signed: @ershards