1.

Their mood swings

2.

How shopping is more than just

shopping, it's a social event

3.

4.

Their ability to hold grudges

5.

How they remember absolutely

everything you say

7.

17.

18.

Why they're always cold

19.

Why they buy clothes but never

wear them

20.

Why buy clothes and try them on

at home only to return them later

21.

Why they wear shoes they can't

walk in

Why they say "I have nothing to

wear" while standing in front of a full

Why they talk on the phone so

much

Why they think men are mind

readers

Why they spend ages in a shop

but still leave with nothing

The time it takes them to get

ready

6.

16.

22.

wardrobe

Why they buy shoes and never

wear them

8.

Their obsession with shoes

23.

Their love of candles

9.

Why a handbag is so heavy and

24.

Why they clean so much when

has so much stuff in it

10.

Why a haircut and colour costs

visitors are coming

25.

so much money
11.

Their obsession with handbags

12.

Why they go to the toilet in pairs

13.

How they can sit in a

hairdressers for three hours and not

pillows/cushions on the bed which they

don't use when sleeping
26.

Hoarding cosmetics and

27.

Hoarding things

How they can find it so difficult to

understand the 'off-side' rule

28.

Why they always want to talk

about their feelings

toiletries
15.

What are 'fat days' and 'thin

days'

look any different

14.

Why they put extra

29.

Why they buy a salad when out

for dinner then eat all your chips

30.

Why they are always on a diet

41.

Why they always cry at films

31.

Why they never go anywhere

42.

Why they always fall asleep

without makeup
32.

Their love of Made in Chelsea

during a film
43.

and TOWIE
33.

Why they bother painting their

chocolate
44.

toenails in winter
34.

Why they talk about soap

for an event weeks in advance

45.

Why they care so much about

the laundry being put in the washing

personally

basket and not on the floor

Why they actually enjoy

46.

wrapping presents
36.

How they can read so many

37.

47.

Why they cry just for the sake of

crying

Why they have so many different

48.

shampoos in the shower

38.

Why they wear makeup just to

the local shop

books

work
49.

Why every pair of shoes

matches a handbag

Why they wash up immediately

after eating

Why they spend over an hour

styling their hair

Why they need to get into their

pyjamas as soon as they get home from

Why they make us empty the

bins

40.

Why they talk about their outfit

characters like they know them

35.

39.

Why they can't live without

50.

Why they enjoy food shopping.